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At first glance, I thought it said “ultra sharp” condoms
wh-reific: emu-sing: k-a-l-i-e-r-r: Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney. You’re welcome. I’m crying i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused…. IM HERE NOW
gracehelbig: tim-will-destroy-you: Who’s your favorite youtuber in smoothie form? Daily Grape? Banhannah Hart? Tyler Mangoakley? DanIsNotPapaya? OH. NO. Oh my god…I thought it said Daily Rape…
pandam0n1um: attacktics: attacktics: FN SCAR PDW Tiny SCARy shit right there! :3 First time seeing this I thought it said “FN SCAR DAWWWWWWW”
twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.
pozhungtop: r4junior: satanicumslut: fuckchrist666: Every goddamn day! HAIL SATAN!!! The more the better. I thought it said “if you *have* semen in your ass”I’ll reblog anyway bc they’re both true More & More Daily
(via bubbleant) Hahaha at first I thought it said You Make My Heart Smite! But then I got it xD
37.365 I thought it said “Ball Shot Billiards”
daddysbottom: “Oh jeeze. I swear that I thought it said "Birthday suit”!“
Okay, so, to be honest, when I chose this request, I thought it said Sadie instead of Ronaldo, and I guess I thought I could maybe work with that… and…I guess what I’m trying to say is that, though Frankenstein I may be, and through my
Me, loving Matt’s new glow up in the new season: :DMe, then realizing that after he thought that his baby sister had DIED, wanted to remember her so he probably grew his hair out like she used to have to do so: D:
How popular did that fake “Eevee evolves depending on its moves in PGO” rumor get that everyone believes it? I swear I can’t talk about Eevee in the game for a second without getting flooded by those messages, even though I already said multiple
theanimalvines: cute animal vines? At first I thought it said “Have you ever seen porn underwater” then seen the dog and thought you were trying to start an aquatic beastialty fetish, like Space Beastiality…
melchiorgabor: not knowing if you said something out loud or if you only thought it “did i already ask you that?” “what did you say” raising your hand and putting it down multiple times in class because you can’t remember your question/comment
zampl:you can also eat fucking dirt I thought it said this is what happens when you drink too much soda
falloutboy-: patrick-stump: *cough* Gerard Way *cough* * Patrick Stump * oh. I thought it said “Mexicans” I READ MEXICANS TOO ^ this!
You thought it said NERD? It says HERO to you, hubby. In my case they’re both true. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
bangingthegirlnextdoor replied to your post: Fucking airport… I thought it said fucking at the airport and I was a little jealous honestly lol Haha, I wish that that was the title. Sadly I was, as usual, at the airport solo, so it would have
hylianhero7: chervenkotka: for you and me who experience artblock..keep on drawing! this is beautiful and I won’t deny that, but I laughed way too hard at the end because I thought it said “And that’s all a mattress”
problackgirl: we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back
tiergan-vashir: smilesforone: sequoiaofeorzea: thepinkpumpkin: cainballad: at first I thought it said “swiveling” but “Curse those whoresons and their fucking round table.” The Eorzean “F” word. Swive yeah! AWW YIS.
vastderp: vastderp: elanorpam: breewriteswords: wellthatsclever: Full Article wowww. and I always thought it was so romantic. I always reblog this because for every one person who understands the true story behind
unclefather: unclefather: bewbin: not too big of a fan of this whole “beard culture” thing I love bread and I will die for it I thought it said bread culture
jupiterjuniper: Poppy storm I thought it said poopy storm and was both confused and relieved when tumblr mobile loaded the image.
Saw a sign for henna tattoos, thought it said hentai tattoos. I’m trash and there’s no hope for me.
OK SO I SAW A NEW PROMO FOR STEVEN UNIVERSE AND IT WAS COOL AND ALL BUT IT SAID IT WOULD PREMIERE ON MONDAY NOT THURSDAY
I’m surprised I haven’t gotten any asks about how Amethyst said “I love you, Pearl!” when chasing her to hug her when covered in goop. I know she was just fooling around and harassing Pearl but I thought it was really cute, considering the Gems
@theozilla replied to your post “@yellowpearll replied to your post “I can’t believe my dream where SU…”I thought it said season 3 is premiering in June? Don’t we need to finish the second half of season 2 before then?While the
joethejohnston: These are the initial diamond mural designs that i did for “It Could Have Been Great” way back at the beginning of 2015. Special thanks to our prop designer Angie Wang for helping steer these toward an art deco sort of style.
destiel-in-purgaytory: #get emotional about them waving #that’s my life now [x] I THOUGHT IT SAID WAVING GOODBYE AND THOIGHT OF THEM WAVING THE FANS GOODBYE FOR THE LAST TIME AND OH GOD
67-cassbutts: dadclaus: dadclaus: why did the cucumber blush because he saw the salad dressing I spent a solid five minutes trying to understand this joke because I thought it said Cumberbatch and I didnt understand what he had to do with salads.
ONEDOZENREASONS.
theliteraryhopeful: I thought it said goat
thoughts on the recent events that have transpired in the nfl… i think Tim Hasslebeck said it best when he said… “For a league full of successful people that claim to really care about leadership, there sure seems to be a bunch of
kevinssecretplace4546: justanotherklainer: baptisms: do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted i thought it said puppies and was concerned
myvegansensesaretingling: made-of-starlight-excellence: nothingbutsmoothsailing: made-of-starlight-excellence: I am making homemade candles as a way to help support myself and my family. Custom candles will hopefully be done as well. My main goal for
deanisanactualprincess: kevinssecretplace4546: justanotherklainer: baptisms: do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted i thought it said puppies and was concerned JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY
laudanumandabsinthe:I thought it said “ Stop Drinking”…but I reblogged it anyway.
peskierpendejo:the first few times I saw this post, I thought it said “you’re my homo” and I just never questioned it
pterodactuality: i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”
petrarals: why do ppl think tsukishima is really mature he’s a 15 y/o boy who laughed when tanaka said “city boys” bc it sounded like “shitty boys” like honestly
daffydthomas: one gf a day keeps tf away
sirisexual: benfoldsone: okaysizedbangtheory: you done it congration I THOUGHT IT SAID YOU BONE IT
beeftony: glowcloud: “Teammates” is that what they’re calling it these days no joke I was pressing through the dialogue really fast and at first glance I thought it said “wife”
It’s not what i said that keeps me up at night.It’s what I didn’t that does.
skylorremixes: I thought it said “mega clitz” as if it were a title of an adult store
Thought it said lunch
t0rment-ed: bloodstainedarms: ironiclock: t0rment-ed: I was about to overdose on these pills when I saw on the bottom these four letters, when I first read them trough my tear-blurred eyes I thought it said ‘HOPE’. I stopped still, I thought it
upscalerat: butt-berry: I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed the first time i saw this post i thought it said 4:30AM and i had no trouble believing that, either
kjakerz: hypieeme: emu-sing: k-a-l-i-e-r-r: Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney. You’re welcome. I’m crying i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused…. I thought it was “Won’t Disney”
makethissound replied to your post: my brother is finally starting to put together my… I thought you said towels and was like, “Why do they need towels to put a tv stand together?” excuse YOU what tv stand DOESN’T NEED TOWELS GET OUT
I thought you said 'weast?'
kissy-kurser: i asked monica what should i doodle and i thought she said to draw a flaming homosexual but she said heterosexual ah well good enough right???
drshota said: did u read the fic about miku turning into a plant lmao oMG no not yET i need too she convinced me to watch the “dont hug me im scared” video
starrbery: honeysucculents: 8i11ie: this too shall pass I have always loved this quote, what a perfect little tattoo, want want want, definitely going to get this, I don’t care if it wasn’t my original idea. Freja i thought it said “you shall
platonic-suggestion: r-grimes: atlantafive: consent through fear is not consent let’s repeat that again: consent through fear is not consent And while we’re at it: consent through guilt is not consent either if some of y'all honestly believe