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So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and
tehrisa:this episode was wild from start to finishi legit thought it was a dick in a box
unicornfan: i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest
artifiziell: Basically when I’m stressed out I drop everything and animate Moonstone. This was a bit of an animation study though so - not as bad I guess >>
so this man approached me on campus today (who was ~ 15 yrs older than me) & at first he just complimented my septum jewelry. but once I was about to walk out of the building a few minutes later he ran up to me and started chatting w me, asking if
acceber74: meanmisscharles: acceber74: So, Johanna Mason was originally going to be Latina, but then Jenna Malone, a white actress who already has more opportunities than WoC in Hollywood, showed up to the audition. “She stormed the castle [of
cousin-possum-kc:kyoshi-lesbians:kyoshi-lesbians:kyoshi-lesbians:my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he
lockdaisy: Sometimes I feel like the One Piece fandom forgets that Corazon legitimately thought he was worthless, even beyond his death I mean, in canon alone, he said the following two phrases: 1. “As the little brother, my sole purpose in life
writingdirty: gxlddustwoman: theglitterous: No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing
An uncomfortably large amount of my students were looking at a portrait of Louis XIV and thought it was Captain Hook today.
jenndoesnotcare: octobones: tonysharktrek: aarongodgers: mrsfreddykrueger: aarongodgers: 3 separate times today people thought I was much younger than I am. The guy at the movie theater ticket booth when I got the tickets for Deadpool and the two
rhysgraves: esmeriandreamer: cowardlyshitfish: viktor-zhjarnek: Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is #oh thank god i thought i was having a stroke (via) Translation because I like to torture myself :D “Oopsy-woopsy!
going back though my archive and holy shit I was really kinky way before I thought I was
That was uncalled for, Google
jacklemoreftryandavis replied to your post:Silent Hill: Homecoming is my least favorite… I thought Homecoming was pretty underwhelming/disappointing all in all, but I won’t lie - Asphyxia and Scarlet were rad as hell. Siam was really the only
I like how Yellowtail’s boat had this giant obvious pole thing on it that was way taller than the car wash and yet they still thought it was going to fit
kasukasukasumisty: sallychanscraps: do the kids in steven universe even go to school? is there a beach city educational system??? i can get steven not but wth about everyone else???? i originally thought it was b/c it was summer but the ep coming up
Yesterday my little sister was talking about how she thinks that Pearl has a secret stash of stuffed animals (which she keeps in the water in the room “where she hides all of that stuff”) that she has secret tea parties with and one of them
My little sister got some books from the book fair and one of them came with a little necklace that had a little purple jewel thing on it so she came up to me all exicited and said “look, it has a gem on it!” So I was like “yea, like
Not sure why my neighbor thought 2am was the perfect time to start loudly smashing/scraping something outside but it is absolutely not the right time for that. Like, I was half asleep and then suddenly there’s loud, aggressive banging just outside
ohthatconnor: Amanda told me a while back she thought that maybe Pearl was becoming corrupt. I thought it was a neat idea, and a good opportunity for the viewers to watch the corruption process unfolding in tragic real time. However, I just found
I was looking up 20’s slang and I came across this entryJake - OK, as in , “Everything is Jake.”and I just thought that was interesting because there’s an Adventure Time episode called “Everything’s Jake” and
I was going through old photos from when I was a kid and there’s ones where I have like an almost identical sweater to the one Pearl wore in “Maximum Capacity” except it’s blue and I thought that was really neat
internetsurfer-steph: wow the trex and indominus rex fight was great
I was scrolling through my dash quickly and went by some Ruby and Sapphire fan art where someone drew Sapphire’s gem kinda rough and I initially thought it was the Mark of Samael/Seal of Metatron from Silent Hillits just because its a triangle in a
So, like, I really never thought to actually look at Pearl’s teapot in “Serious Steven” but there was a gifset on my dash earlier today and I realized that there’s a rose design on the teapot. Like, an abstract-ish design but to me they definitely
I got Pearl for that Crystal Gem quiz, surprising no one, haha. I included the gif you can download ‘cause I thought it was really cute. You can take the quiz here: https://www.whichcrystalgemareyou.com
cannon-fannon: JESUS FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO. THE SEXUAL TENSION. OH MY GOD.
comedianthrax: scaliepost-generator: Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner. i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a
thoughts on demar derozan being ranked 36th in the sports illustrated top 100 i went to a raptors game in late october of last year. was a bday present for my 30th bday. it was hardwood classics night and we faced the knicks (which was actually the 1st
kismesisstude:i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com
bugcthulhu: filbypott: rafzombie: i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi I thought it was a giant squid. holy shit they get this big?
kaiba-conda: pokemonoxide: setofreakinkaiba: But why does the new villain look like some weird fusion of Yusei, Jack, and that other guy Oh I thought it WAS Yusei, I was so confused JESUS THOSE ABS…
kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical
occasionallyomniscient: unocculting: eats this and then passes out because it absorbed my blood pressure medication I thought this was some bread from 7000 BC that archeologists just dug up
dragonsroar: well-shit-hanji: youkobandit: jeankiirschteiin: I’m going to cry I cant :l WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY. WAS THAT REALLY. HOYL SHIT THIS IS SO WELL DONE
the-jean-kirschtein: junjouchara: serrie-smiles: BUT GUYS WHAT DOES THE BIRD MEAN I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT SWIMMING HARU WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT BIRDS NOW YOU’RE A DOLPHIN THE WINGS OF FREE!DOM???? THE WINGS OF FREEDOM
rinrinswife: my favorite part of rin teaching rei how to swim is how he didn’t tease him or anything like he could have when he was doing the backstroke and went crooked. instead, he only encouraged him, saying “you did it, rei!” and honestly that’s
meta18: aphdenmark: when will ppl shut up about that ice movie ice age was good fuck off
verylilpimpin: bummass: Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol Wait i never knew this lol i thought dove was just dipping in different avenues
thelovelybones124: Damn I never thought about it like that 😒 That’s was deep, Bryson 🙄
armoredwarlord: rpdofficer: YOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS A COSPLAY Yup! This was at Puerto Rico Comic-Con! It was friggin epic!
this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didn’t like it so much i mean the ending was so meh
greatwhiteprivilege: i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight me a heterosexual I laugh when I remember that I used to think I was a girl
I thought was going to sleep well today but then I woke up with a centipede in my shirt!!!!!! I accidentally killed it in my panic and now I kinda feel bad because the poor thing probably just wanted somewhere warm and dark to sleep but no I murdered
Dave Abbruzzese once played a hour and forty five minute show and was immediately rushed to the hospital afterwards because he thought he was having a heart attack, he then found out that he’d been having a major panic attack the whole show. Dave
It’s so crazy to look back at pictures from when I was a senior in hs (or earlier) and my freshman year of college. I had such a bad relationship with myself and food and dropped so much weight but still hated my body and thought I was huge. I look
still-sane-still-human: renataugh: healingx: blogsarebetterthanpeople: sebastianverlak: zimothy: misshonoriaglossop: Royal Family Harlem Shake wHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE FAKE BUT ITS NOT PRINCE HARRY WAS KILLIN IT What Hahahhahahha OMFG
emmalynsullivan: dapperspacedorito: wildcat2030: 88floors: Condom packaging based on different vegetable girths to help choose the correct fit - by Guan-Hao Pan brilliant I legitimately thought this was individually wrapped vegetable slices and
fucktheflagandfuckyou: holographite: Boulder Opal deadass thought this was some sort of magical cosmic cookie and I’m really pissed it’s a fucking rock
hella-bogus: hella-bogus: my stepdad and I just had a super awkward moment we were talking about the new season of x-files and he was like “yeah I had a huge crush on Dana Scully when I was a kid I thought she was way hot” and I was like “everyone
Let me ruin something you thought was funny.
Immer dieses was wäre wenn?
Was bin ich für dich?
i have a sylveon plush and keychains on my bag and i was at walmart and a guy came up to me and said “nice sylveon” and he smiled and walked away and i was like dsghdsfd//// gonna use my sylveons to talk to cute ppl
awildcale: princessharumi: im actually still sad about hs being over even tho i know we got the epilogue and game but i didn’t think id be sad at all and yet i am and idk what to do LOL same? today i was being a good adult, and checking things off
thought it was leeches at first glance, some things shouldn’t be made black and white :/
fireandshellamari: deathdaydream: mykrazyuniverse: magistrate-of-mediocrity: deathdaydream: deathdaydream: soappppp yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it oh. I thought it was a photo. Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out
bulbulchan: undercover-porn-unicorn: mychemicallink: yasmastah: RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD in 7th grade i was mistaken for being a college girl and a guy was flirting with me until i mentioned i was 12
almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back
