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vanjalen: basedpidgeot: gf: babe come over me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky gf: my parents are out me: at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum
muffinisnotonfire: duskbird: it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living this is so accurate im crying
lilyfanciesprongs: staringdownhippogriffs: sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight” I think people just haven’t completely grasped
WHEN A COCKOROACH CRAWLS OVER YOU IN YOUR BED AND YOU FUCKING FREAK OUT AND THEN WEHN YOU SMUSH IT IN A TISSUE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES AND OPEN IT AND THE MOTHERFUCKER AINT DEAD AND YOU SCREAM BLODDY FUCKING MURDER. yeah, i hate that too.
illusionwaltz: bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN I think I just had too much of internet today
lol-im-gay-xd: hairstylesbeauty: I found a baby Squirtle! Happy Halloween! (source) I think I just died from the amount of cuteness in this photo
1-800-dopegirls: fake-a-smile-and-say-im-fine: prettytown: If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second. it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed
bbygurlwthacurl: woodmeat: disillusionedthings: “Death Looking into the Window of One Dying”, ca.1900, Jaroslav Panuška hate to think that when im taking my last breaths dakota fanning is outside making it clap how do you delete just one comment
spookylangsettte: fileformat:6hoe: weak06: spookylangsettte:tb first of all Secondly… zaina im going to probably die I think #blackout !
muffinisnotonfire: duskbird:it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living this is so accurate im crying
I think 99.9% of the reason why im sad while looking at old photos is because the memories in them never die. They live in that happy moment forever, but the reality of them do, they fade and change and then the memories that were once there only exist
badmemoriesforever: officially—dead: im-living—a-nightmare: i think thats my favourite picture on tumblr. He knows he’s going to die but he looks so calm like he’s lying on grass and smoking a cigarette. i love it
I spent 45 minutes on the Spongebob wiki and every single damn fish or sea critter has a name and they have lists of quotes and I think I just about died at “IM SO HUNGRY”
it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living this is so accurate im crying
demented-fantasies: im—a—fan: freshprinceofbeleriand: isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you
odawn: odawn: odawn: lol im addicted to photo booth wutwutwut the notes omg omfg I think I might die 1000 notes holyfck
woodmeat: disillusionedthings: “Death Looking into the Window of One Dying”, ca.1900, Jaroslav Panuška hate to think that when im taking my last breaths dakota fanning is outside making it clap
illusionwaltz: bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN I think I just had too much of internet today Lol
chadleymacgufferson: romy7: chadleymacgufferson: I just realized something and now I must die of embarrassment for myself. Dish I think i just identified my “type” and im screaming into the void cause it looks like someone i know and hate
hiddleswiggles: badwolfin221bbakerst: syncategorem: dopejonker: we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies #i volunteer robin thicke as tribute i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes We know he wants it.
mmmcookies22: badwolfin221bbakerst: syncategorem: dopejonker: we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies #i volunteer robin thicke as tribute i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes he knows he wants it
muffinisnotonfire: duskbird: it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living this is so accurate im crying Forever reblog
