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boxlunches: trojanphoenix: heatherbat: aquaticallyinclined: “When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen i have now died. of joy. I don’t think
unclefather: i think my parents would yell at me if i died
poloteddybear:Creepy how if I died like tomorrow NONE of you would know, you’d jus think I became inactive. Damn yo, life is really somn else.
deviousdrake: xessme: secretticklefan: It looks a little painful but I would love to tickle/get tickled in this position OMG It’s actually plausible @secretticklefan , dies take a lot of flexibility but not to contortionist levels like we think.
vanillish: writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”
petyrbaelishs: Sorry! I’d like to say sorry for lying to everyone. I’m glad that people were upset that he died. I think my biggest fear was that people were not going to care. Or it would just be, ‘Fine, Jon Snow’s dead.’ But it seems like
mcchampionpants: newpope: piobrando: this is my favorite family feud moment no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him I think I might have just died. But I’d definitely have been the one who would give that response…
valramorghulis:You think my life is some precious thing to me? That I would trade my honor for a few more years of…of what?! You grew up with actors. You learned their craft and you learnt it well. But I grew up with soldiers. I learned how to die a
oddbagel: coffindude: sithempire: What did he think would happen? one fedora less in the world He died.
lokiloo: My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
I called it, I knew that as a trade for bigger boobs for a short time I would have killer cramps and I actually think I’m dying
giopicella: cockkkkkkkk: i would have sex with both of you Nahhh only Francisco … I think if die after him
loving-lucy: loving-lucy: “He would sit with me and cry - he actually cried sometimes, thinking about how much he loved her and how terrible it was that they were divorced. And he loved her till his dying day…” Marcella Rabwin, family friend
misfitkids: xthepumpkinkingx: suicidemylove: This is one of the saddest gif’s I’ve made… This child was abused so he thinks dying is the way out as he tries to climb over the rail. When I was younger, I would always tell my parents I wanted
misspepita: SOME THOUGHTS. • Soos won’t be the one to die; this can be supported by the fact that a deleted scene from “Blendin’s Game” would have shown future!Soos as a dad with kids. Obviously, the GF crew is thinking long-term for Soos.
inkskinned: It’s not that I want to kill myself but the bathtub is an easy place to fall asleep in. I take showers instead and don’t think about drowning. It would be weird to die naked anyway. I don’t count the days and hours and minutes like
xiyouji:jtgunner:thesneklordwithwings:xiyouji:one of my coworkers has these really cute shoelaces and i almost said it to them . i almost said it. i think if i had i would have died on the spotWhat if they actually did get them from the president? What
sagansense: “I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert
arcanabazaar: die-walkure13: fuck man, this is my favorite quote. Man, this makes me think… What if I am a goddess? What if I am this ancient goddess that humans worshipped and prayed to for help and blessings? What would I have been the goddess
hypnotizedmind: if i killed myself i think majority of people would be upset that it was someone young who died, not the fact that it was me.
Waking up everyday thinking what if I died and became a ordinary woman with female anatomy. None would be happier than me
I really want more posts like “this is my cute tiny limp clit/dick” but cis men would think it’s about them… and not all of the beautiful trans girls with valid tiny flaccid clits/dicks that I’m dying hear more appreciation of. Because
satans-knitwear:Mutuals: *say nice things in tags*Me: I’m gonna get this tattooed on my brain. I’ll think about it forever. You are a pure light in the darkness that is this cruel world. I would fight and die for you. My heart, soul and body
I’m still thinking about Garnet clapping with her thighs We would all die from the shockwaves omfg
jen-iii: I got an ask about this vine but with Ruby and Sapphire and I have ceased to exist
How dope would it be like, if Cinder succeeds in getting to Freya the winter maiden and kills her but Freya doesn’t look at he while she’s dying and Cinder DOESNT get the power and she’s like ?? And it’s because Freya is thinking about her granddaughter
therationaldove replied to your post: do you think jane will bring her back to life? i mean she can, but idk if aranea will let her you know? D: But would Jane even be able to revive Jade? It was mentioned that someone who died previously cannot
sucysucyfivedolla said: but now when you die on the field of battle they’ll think your body belonged to pinkie pie They would not be incorrect
littlesexpet: sarpedom: littlesexpet: How many hours have gone by? He’ll come back when he thinks she’s lost hope. This is kind of a theme with you lately. Are you trying to tell me something? Haha no sir oh god no I would just about die if
des-le-premier-jour:THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER BECAUSE JAMES DIED AND BIG DADDY PROBABLY HEARD TIA TEARING UP OR CRYING WHEN THINKING ABOUT WHO WOULD WALK HER DOWN THE AISLE WHEN LOTTIE ASKED AND I COULD JUST IMAGINE BIG DADDY FORMALLY ASKING TIA IF
condesced-milk: knight—of—mind: unclefather: i think my parents would yell at me if i died And then blame the computer
i think my parents would yell at me if i died
fortheloveofasub: Suffer for MeI admit, I might have a slight sadistic streak. Or at least sometimes I think so. And yet I am not a pluck the wings off a fly and watch it die kinda guy. In fact I would probably carry an outsized sense of guilt for such
