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Wife and I had a heart to heart about her cheating. She swears she’s only seeing one guy now…‘Jack’ from the New Years eve party. This is a pic of him from last week’s rendezvous she said.“His cock is gigantic…he fills me so God damned full!
Wow Ikebana, that’s really porn D: Yes, I know. Yesterday someone ask me on deviantart for a pic where Vi weren’t the active aND HERE IT IS YEAH! Caitlyn: This is my revenge, sweet Vi <3 Vi: D: One year ago I was normal, I swear.
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xlilixanx: this is great because i bet that’s what they felt like. Like everything else in the world had stopped and it was just the two of them. So freaking cute i’m sad I’m gonna fucking cry I can’t wait for this to be me I swear this
Honey, I swear, when I contacted him on craigslist, when I met him at Starbucks, I had no idea he was this big. He told me he was big but this is way bigger than I anticipated. Seriously, if I had known, I would never have picked him for your first blow
nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
soothe-bell: Chai wanted me to post this here :U pepperree this is like Yma and Ree going some day trip I swear
mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO
underweartuesday: Hello love! Sorry that this is my first time submitting, I’ve really wanted to but school, work, and stupid life got in the way. I took this picture right before moving and I swear it just reminded me of you so much that it just
fatboydiet: bigfattybc: wow i really have put on alot of weight! first pic was from my cousins wedding! at 17. and the last one is of me a few weeks ago. and 445 pounds :) and im still growing.. I swear, this guy is an amazing gainer. He got HUGE!!
lamewood-plaza-turbo: bastardfact:While Enid grows muscles Rad’s butt grows bigger and bigger everyday in everyway All I see is rcdarts I swear to god I drew this before I even knew about rcdarts please believe me
vampyricangelx: Ok, call me blind or whatever but I’ve been re-watching the first season of Fringe and I swear I’ve never noticed this in the intro theme before. I’m not sure if this is in all of the intros or just for season one but I just thought
rabbidrabit: its-kicking-in: stasimob: your-smoking-neighbor: bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on acid, i swear That
beautifullyundressed: tanacles: allmykindsofthings: How To Confuse a pro-lifer with one question I swear to whatever deity is out there, that next time the abortion debate comes to me, this is a question I’m gonna ask. Goodness what is wrong
msoyino: napturallywild: flyyblkgrl: napturallywild: napturallywild: that awkward hand thing is my new thing I swear. This has been the most difficult picture for me to put up on here to be honest. I hate my stomach. My hips do this pointy thing.
napturallywild: victorious-big: napturallywild: napturallywild: that awkward hand thing is my new thing I swear. This has been the most difficult picture for me to put up on here to be honest. I hate my stomach. My hips do this pointy thing. I want
setheverman: setheverman: lornnguyeats: If this is the only way to get @setheverman to personally come and kill me in my own home, then by god I’ll take it thanks h… WAIT IS THAT A FUCKING BOWSER CHOKER I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR DEMISE WILL COME QUICKLY
disneyworld-is-my-home: I swear to gods, this is the movie that made me fall in love with cats. Not The Aristocats, but freaking adorable Oliver & Company. <3
futarika: Heeey cutíes!!!…OK..so..just to be clear..No this is not my usual..Request..and..I don´t play the game..and I don´t know anything about it..I swear..but..I did get paid to do this Request and My Son Daniel also really wanted to see me
londonandrews: londonandrews: Love World Star Hip Hop - The only thing that I HATE about this video? It smushes me into a munchkin …. I swear, I am not three feet tall in real life… You cannot escape cellulite on video….! This is how my body
zooophagous: mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE
ognimod-is-back: johnnapaige: goldenxpvssy: 2manytuesdays: nothing-but-good-thoughts: Me and bae True true sometimes i gina, sometimes i’m martin watching this show right now lmao I fucking love them I swear This was such a great couple
jervae: yvnngchanel: focusongaylove: When You and Bae is hungry af Im crying I swear she created me lol What is this?! My God she’s so epic.
honeyboyy: I tried making this one actually relatable!!!!! this is the last one ok i swear im sorry thanks to @misconamour for motivating me with his motivation
emptyhead424: Her (v/o): This is all I want to wear anymore. Sports bras and leggings. Everything else is painful. My breasts…are gigantic and heavy and when I wear a regular bra I swear I can hear them screaming at me. A sports bra isn’t much better,
rebakitt3n:sinnahsaint:teathattast:jozz404:teathattast:teathattast:Either they’re related or this is the same personIt wasn’t me this time, I swear I’d like to believe you but we both know what you’re capable ofI made sourdough like
flashedarrow: khymeera: dingoat: Still hurts, but enough time’s passed for me to get out this bit of catharsis. I miss my kitty. I’m not crying, you’re crying I’m crying at this. This is so beautiful. Some nights I wake up and I swear I
pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
WHO THE FUCK ARE THE PEOPLE THAT KEEP BULLYING LINUS HONESTLY EVERYONE IS SO NICE WHO THE FUCKHE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: 1sa2: kaylahraquel: ambitiousxvicious:I swear this will be me when I have kids 😂 SAMEEEEEEEE ^^^^^^ I’m gonna be the coolest hypest finest mom lmao my sister & nephew. 😂 THEY LITERALLY ACTIKE THIS! Unh unh
napturallywild: napturallywild: that awkward hand thing is my new thing I swear. This has been the most difficult picture for me to put up on here to be honest. I hate my stomach. My hips do this pointy thing. I want that shit gone and I still put
him3-ros: vivahatept1: revelation19: The best possible way to watch Jaws. Nah this is a nightmare SWEAR TO GOD…I’d suit up and go scuba diving just to fuck with people. This place wouldn’t even have to pay me.
labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchenGet this away from me I swear to god
greatjaggi: This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed I know I’ve posted this before, but it just kills me every time I see it. Damn lemon stealing whores! Straight porn, I swear…
thatqueerperson: zero–: Aha, this is true. There is no way you can make me madder, I swear.
just-be-honest-with-me: I swear to God I say this like at least once a day but worded differently and I’ve only just found out this is an actual quote
When you just wanna give up so bad, but you fucking can’t. I swear I’m trying so fucking hard to be ok. But, the more I progress, the more shit is thrown at me. I can only fucking handle so fucking much.
bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on acid, i swear
flowurrry: yeawutevr: green-tea-smiles:YOOOO this is Dylan I swear. Tattoo is the same and everything. Holy fuck.I fucked that dude my names Bryan and you’ve never fucked me. k bye. your real name is not Bryan and you’ll never be Bryan. the real
vivziepop: cowardlycopycat: I’m still dying over this, it got so much worse when I put one of his better frames above it, someone help me I swear I’m in pain from laughing so much this is the most accurate way to show the sides of Angel, ever.
tigersj-aw: forestaurus: chanel-tiger: floweurli: concising: theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me” reblogging bc wow this kills me IS THIS REAL How nature, bitch
juliemom455: vikky131: cuminyourmaturecunt: cummy4mommy: I swear my son is like a cum factory. Load after load after load and he is still fucking me. That’s because we have the hots for older ladies Inherited the factory from u mom This is
tiit: refawn: blushayz: swei: tiit: what the hell is going on here i swear to god if this was me i would cry wow i thought they said perfection is impossible swap faces bae *giggles nervously*
ricktimus: gloriamundii: @ricktimus #this is legit the first thing I thought when I saw the video For me it was the Arctic Monkeys cover but I swear to god this was literally the next thing that popped into my head.
based-bobcat: (SUPERMAN #20) I swear, every time I think this book can’t get any better it proves me wrong. This is what makes comics great. READ THIS BOOK.
