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is it just me who finds the ben ten theme tune kinda sexy and seductive sounding?????
bramblepatch:hot-n-spicy-preston: talk-to-me-i-m-torn: lichanlin: mindmyiswhere: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY OHMYGOD. Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog. GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR …it was exactly what I
injectedriot: Now I’ve had the time of my life. No I never felt like this before. Yes I swear it’s the truth. And I owe it all to you.
chouetteeffraie: Cute Animal Blogging: I don’t know what exactly a Jerboa is but I love it. (x) I swear it’s the crossbreed of a hamster and a kangaroo
domstoryteller: Babe I swear it was just a business trip with my boss. No, I know we were in the same room but that was a hotel mix up. I promise nothing happened. Oh and I have another business trip next week. This one was so productive if we keep it
KILL THE MESSENGER I SWEAR IT'S NOT ME IT"S JUST THE ONE I USED TO KNOW.
foreverfett: rawrcharlierawr: i have the biggest crush on gordan ramsay and honestly it’s to the point where i’m a lot embarrassed about it because whenever he does something nice like the super awesome guy he is, rather than all the yelling he’s
So we had a bit of solar eclipse going on today, and I wanted to see it of course. But I didn’t have one of these fancy shades. I remembered that you can also look through x-rays to see the sun safely. I didn’t have any x-rays so I checked out some
ask-ickle-mod: migayela-hyakuya: claramarla: There we go i solemnly swear to reblog this post every time it shows up on my dash Ey yo true fax
intensional: i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
viria:haikyuu no ace? diamond no haikyuu? not quite sure how to call it, but I swear, it’s for science. I’m sorry I was too lazy to draw the rest of Karasuno but oh well ~maybe one day quietly playing on the distance~
aeritus:Yes please(ill get back working on commissions tomorrow i swear >_>;;)
I’ve been texting this guy and it’s funny cause every time I make a joke about him he’s like “damn!” cause it’s spot on
wootn: When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree when u hold your hand out to a cat and they scratch you in the motherfucking eye
bramblepatch: hot-n-spicy-preston: talk-to-me-i-m-torn: lichanlin: mindmyiswhere: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY OHMYGOD. Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog. GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR …it was exactly what
loen–tree: History “Do We Know Each Other?” OHMYGOD OHMYGOD. When the music video came out and I heard that phrase I swear on my life I kept telling myself “If I ever met one of the guys I would love it if they asked me that question”
MOVIE THEATERS ARE CURSED!!If I drink at the movies I swear I’m a desperate mess!! /)>\•(\ it’s so hard to hold for some reason…. I’m surprised i haven’t wet myself at the movies fully tbh!!
happiest: swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it
flawlessvevo:adoringbeyonce:I completely lost it at this point. No one like her, I swear. It makes me sick cause she knows shes slaying. Look at that smirk on her face.
ninsegado91: riyoujo: Little Maid Academia?I swear it started with just sketching Diana in a maid outfit.. Then I got into it and drew cleaner ones until I realized I’ve been Maid(-ifying) too much already XD These are nice
gavin-freebie: gif: i laugh harder every time i replay it I have seen THIS SO MANY TIMES BUT I SWEAR IT SOUNDS LIKE JOEL HEYMAN
Outfit of the day. This is actually my Mom’s, so it’s a bit loose on me. Haha. Also, take this moment to appreciate my headband, since I never do anything special with my hair. I suggest if you actually want to see what the headband looks
d-o-l-l-i: It’s bloody and raw but I swear it is sweet
medic981: the-awkward-belle: kingsleyyy: i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them @daniexa I FOUND IT!!! Un-find
underweartuesday: Hello love! Sorry that this is my first time submitting, I’ve really wanted to but school, work, and stupid life got in the way. I took this picture right before moving and I swear it just reminded me of you so much that it just
kitty-keeley: Drinking wine before bed because it’s healthy… I swear it is.
adsflkjasdfa stopping for tonight I swear sorry guys *flops into bed*
alyx-nsfw:No mom I swear it’s got shadows ‘n’ stuff so it’s like, art!
chillguydraws: pinupsushi: Random booty tiny doodle I swear it is part of my drawing therapy. Honest. Hope it’s working. very day~ < |D’‘‘
bigwolfcakebelly:I swear it gets bigger every time I look down at it.
timesvigilante: “Oh you are a feisty one.” “If it wasn’t 1966 I’d show you just how feisty I am.”
wrywlf replied to your post: hallucinating spiders has been a problem of mine for a long time it’s never been anything else just spiders sometimes they just look like blurry little black things and sometimes i can swear it looked like a real spider
ask-confident-fluttershy: Shy: Oh, Angel sweety, I swear it was an accident. I was just dreaming about delicious cotton candy and well….yea. *Gulp* It’ll grow back soon, I think. XD D'aww >w<
ariofthesea: Fabulous Cockatoo: 1 Japanese Angry Bird: 0 Based off of this fantastic vine by Tom Sanders Also please please click each image I swear they’re not grainy and it’s Tumblr fucking that up -_-
setbabiesonfire: everestless: Waterspout in Tampa, Fl, USA Imagine seeing this or a fire-nado before we had widespread knowledge about weather systems and how they work. You’d swear it was the apocalypse or Heaven and Hell battling it out or something.
ronnyknuckles: Rebecca I swear, it’s not what it looks like
lucifeur: upabovetheclouds: Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago
sonicscrewdriversnroses: I swear Hardy keeps pretending to forget Ellie’s son’s name so it’s not so obvious that he’s in love with her
chokesngags: kingmufasaa: 5ft1: giving head to a guy you actually like is such a joy, seriously it’s like “thank you for making me laugh, i hope you like your tip at the back of my throat” I swear it’s the same way with eating a girl you
white-fire-within: Sweet Andraste on her Pyre. Varric wrote Merrill into his books. Look at that. That’s Merrill. I swear I read it with her voice. I don’t think I can handle the sheer cute of this game. I just want to hug Varric and never let him
awkwardnessanonymous: This week on: I hate my computer camera because it makes my drawings look like shit when they’re a lot better in real life I swear. It gets rid of all the dETAIL I PUT IN ITPart of an art trade with allthelesbianships~I’m going
dejavu394: the-real-cumberbatch: innercheeseburger: dex5m: [X] #thEY LOOK LIKE COLLEGE STUDENTS WHO JUST WOKE UP It’s perfect too because it’s like the first day of class where you have to introduce yourself. Ben looks like he is going to have
bobbyverse: I’m so confused by people who are constantly with 5+ friends every day in their posts and snap stories. Just basic stuff, like “gettin a taco for lunch” but it’s a party. How?? I have plenty of friends but I swear it takes 4 days
greyyjoys: “I’m going to be the first.” He took my palm and held it to his. “Swear it.”
dinolich: tdlballistic: fuckyeahsergeantcalhoun: The Best of Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun I love her rated-E for everyone phrases. We all know how much she wants to swear but can’t because it’s not in her programming. My favorite Disney princess
My mind has been tainted by @envybakemono and his Envy. I don’t even feel bad. I vote for Envy to brand Jean.I was not inspired by a manga. I swear
the-absolute-funniest-posts: domics: I swear it was the positive end. Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
classically-curvaceous: Now if we’re talking bodies, You’ve got a perfect one, So put it on me. Swear it won’t take you long. If you love me right, We’ll fuck all night, On and on and on.
I SWEAR, THE MOMENT THE WORD PENIS IS USED IN A RATED FIC, IT JUST RUINS THE MOMENT ENTIRELY.
punnifullife: In 3rd grade i was told that by taking your fist and fitting it into the pelvis region would help identify the sex of a skeleton. Then i thought of Frisk learning that, i swear it was funnier in my head.
licoriceroll: it all started as a messy sketch i swear i don’t know what happened :’)) apparently oikawa is an alien
“I’ll get you! Even if you blow off my arms and legs, even if I take in your poison and it paralyzes me, I’ll get you, I swear it!”
frankiechemical: It almost looks like I got caned. I swear, it’s just a paddle mark. O_O
leadmeouttothefloor: snowfeels: i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(
notthepajamas: Gintama is very enlightening profound and heartfelt.