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kdentxx16: The only time my son hears me swear is when he’s giving me a real good fucking. He’s done it enough to know that the more I swear the better he’s doing. Nowadays his mission in life is to make me start swearing like a sailor.
jonasgustavsson: I swear it’s you that i waited for, I swear it’s you.I swear it’s you that my heart beats for,And it ain’t gonna stopIt just won’t stop. Won’t Stop // One Republic.
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!”Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”Child:
just-shower-thoughts: Children swear all the time. Adults swear all the time. However, mix these two groups, and suddenly everyone pretends swearing is awful and they would never ever do such thing.
chris evans alphabet | s | swearing“I shouldn’t be swearing. Captain America shouldn’t swear. But I get caught with these interviews and I start dropping f-bombs! This is why I can’t do interviews!”
You close the door, I'll turn up the heat.
kdentxx16:The only time my son hears me swear is when he’s giving me a real good fucking. He’s done it enough to know that the more I swear the better he’s doing. Nowadays his mission in life is to make me start swearing like a sailor.
xekstrin: when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension swear it swear to me
mygamingconfessions: I tried giving up swearing but then my girlfriend and I bought Rayman Origins for the Xbox 360. I think I swear more than ever whilst I play that game out of pure frustration. I usually only swear when frustrated at games (not
matthcwfairchild: ya lit meme: [1/10] series or books ➝ the song of achilles by madeline miller“I’m going to be the first.” He took my palm and held it to his. “Swear it.”“Why me?”“Because you’re the reason. Swear it.”“I swear
szarkaijarlaxle: ironnman: brodinsons: #greatest reuinion scene #hands down #hey bro oH SHIT I CHANGED MY MIND GO AWAY #DO NOT BRING THAT HAMMER ANY CLOSER I SWEAR TO DAD NO STOP I SWEAR I WON’T TRY ANYTHING Mfhmshmmmmph I SWEAR TO DAD
hetaliababies: i feel like matthew would actually swear a lot, but nobody would know what he’s saying bc he only swears in french. so like in a meeting he’ll just drop his papers and swear and everyone would just be like ‘what the fuck was
i-am-an-adult-i-swear: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: “Mary, why are you making swear words with gummy letters?” “Because I am an adult and I can do what I want” I just lost like three followers.Really, what did you expect from a blog named
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”
lumos5001: do-not-enter-the-dog-park: oswaldz: i want Twelve to swear a lot but i want the TARDIS to be conscious of it and basically put a swear filter on him so every time he says a bad word it comes out as a made up ten-year-old swear you are a
ultronned:chris evans alphabet | s | swearing“I shouldn’t be swearing. Captain America shouldn’t swear. But I get caught with these interviews and I start dropping f-bombs! This is why I can’t do interviews!”
swear most of the british teens i follow are from up north.
Swear Trek
swear-never-be-happy-again: Las cosas de la vida.
chordoverstreet: @chordover I hit the snooze for sure
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
Swear not by the moon
swear-words-and-punk-rock: :/
Swearing off anyone who’s name starts with a letter in the beginning of the alphabet bc they do nothing but fuck me up
damonofhousesalvatore:#RIPDelenaFandom
Swear on Chanel you’ll all drink and party responsibly tonight. Happy 2012!
swear-words-and-punk-rock: — And you’ll find me burning bridges searching for some sense of distance — Neck Deep What Did You Expect Rain in July
swearing-mudcrabs-are-after-me: Someone get me those shoes? :3
Swear It's Not Me
ohmygod when I make body-posi posts in hopes of uplifting people with larger or longer labia and people respond with “all vaginas are beautiful!” or “all labia are beautiful!” or “personally I believe that ~every vagina is unique and beautiful
thx to everyone “informing” me that drinking too much water has potential to be unhealthy sometimes. I had no idea.
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