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wearetylerspeople: gallifreyanhamsteak: fun123joker: squidward-vevo: raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words around children raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear
indirispeaks: Even “bastard” has a negative implication for the woman. Born to an unwed mother = bastard. Son of a bitch/son of a whore, same thing. 98 percent of nouned swearing is swearing at women.
lord-froggish: amandaoneill: lord-froggish: amandaoneill: what if there was swearing in pokemon that’s not a swear, marill
ironbloodaika: atomictiki: dollwoman: brown3mega: angelo-storto: …Thank you, Ian Flynn. Why not just tear my still-beating heart from my chest while you’re at it? Wily I swear to fucking god if I was a robot master!!!I SWEAR! T___T ! holy
tablespoons: loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself
sherlockismysuicidenote: shutupmerlin: jackfrostftw: jackcicle: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: if you don’t swear that’s ok if you do swear that’s ok seriously man whether you say frick or fuck is your own business i say both im biswearsual. oh my
tredlocity: all the bleep bloops R2-D2 does is actually loud swearing, while BB-8′s bleeps are softer swearing like “gosh darn heck”
scottbaiowulf: poopcop: elionking: nicknamenyquil: iterativeimprovement: I could watch this all day. he flipped I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro… @scottbaiowulf
idontcareifitsreal: tablespoons: loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: kldzbop: officialnasa: kldzbop: do you think kids started saying darn because dam was a swear word so they switched the m with rn Dam isn’t a swear word it’s a structure that holds back water shut up nasa stick
xekstrin:when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension swear itswear to me
tablespoons:loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself
i-am-a-fish: goddesssword: i-am-a-fish: not-anyones-bi-tch: i-am-a-fish: Is it ok if i swear? yes fish, i will allow you to swear f yes go on im nervous
taint3edcakes: trilligan-island: rubydat98: aaliyah-appollonia: fabulouslymemzb: Niggas He be swearing he on some profound shit lol Niggas really are this dumb though I swear to everything I love. STOP SAYING NIGGAS, THIS IS ONE DUMB ASS WE
metaphorformetaphor: “We will swear to each other, one day, shall we?” […] “We will swear to stand by each other—be true to each other—ultimately—infallibly—given to each other, organically—without possibility of taking back.”—
earthnation: do u swear to eat the ass, the whole ass, and nothing but the ass so help u god I swear
danphile: i swear to god i hate tumblr i went to watch the Hobbit and at the scene where the goats are running up the mountain i sWEAR TO GOD I hear someone whisper ‘they crave that mineral'
ironnman: brodinsons: #greatest reuinion scene #hands down #hey bro oH SHIT I CHANGED MY MIND GO AWAY #DO NOT BRING THAT HAMMER ANY CLOSER I SWEAR TO DAD NO STOP I SWEAR I WON’T TRY ANYTHING Mfhmshmmmmph
imagine-dragon-types: fionagoddess: It’s just the best job. I swear, if I could do American Horror Story: Season 940, Vampires in Space, I would totally be there. I swear if they don’t do Vampires in Space I’mma be pissed
elionking: nicknamenyquil: iterativeimprovement: I could watch this all day. he flipped I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…
swingtheserenade: you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic
imperialimpala: emeralddreamer: #god bless america am i allowed to reblog this under the excuse of the comments? i swear i don’t do porn, i swear…
shelikes2cheat: evilcheatingbitch: I hate the bad-boy tattooed type babe, you know that. Pinky swear. Pinky swears are legit after all.
myfeminizationblog: yourqueenofthebitchesposts: Need a Lana Del Rey song on this! I swear I was listening to Lana when I was making it. Swear on my life! Glad you liked it
just-shower-thoughts: I used to have to watch my swearing because i was a kid amongst adults. Now i have to watch my swearing because I’m an adult amongst kids.
littlesapphireknight: imwatslocked: abadonshalo: next week on supernatural i swear to god such swear much god wow
prettyectoplasm:i—-ickk:harperhug:fun123joker:squidward-vevo:raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words around children raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words
harperhug: fun123joker: squidward-vevo: raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words around children raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words BY children raise ur
mxcleod:that1animechick:Why did you put an egg in my juice? Aesthetic I swear to god if i fucking scroll down there better not be a picture of a god damn glass full of god damn juice with a god damn piece of shit egg, i swear to fucking god
adbub: Person who doesn’t normally swear: *swears* Everyone within the nearest proximity to them:
mad-magyar: pasta-and-proteinbars: “Swear words” don’t hurt anyone of any age and shouldn’t be censored at all. And it’s such fucking bullshit when parents get mad at you for swearing around their kids when you know they hear all that shit
glumshoe: strangelybeautifulworld: glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair
korolevx: healthbyholly: There’s nothing wrong with swearing at any job. That’s not “profanity.” people can speak however the fuck they want and swearing shouldn’t be censored in the first place, it’s not “offensive,” no words are (aside
catgirlforeskin:I’m literally not even high right now I’m totally normal pleease let me operate your heavy machinery right now I don’t even know how to smoke
faggotryngendersissification: Raise your right and, swear to me and to yourself (out loud): I do hereby solemnly swear that I will become my true self. I will be her more often…and will present myself as her more often. I promise not to shun
tinhrt: I swear the bottom getting fucked a little isn’t me, I swear on my neighbors moms, cross her heart it’s not me. 😜
i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: goddesssword: i-am-a-fish: not-anyones-bi-tch: i-am-a-fish: Is it ok if i swear? yes fish, i will allow you to swear f yes
yolownly: homeostasis-central: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears the elder swear
civilbae: harperhug: fun123joker: squidward-vevo: raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words around children raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words BY children
itsmrheartless: Your wife swears that she only fucks your boss because you can’t get it up anymore.She swears she doesn’t have feelings for him.Even if she sucks his cock like she never sucked yours.Even if she stopped wearing her wedding ring.Even
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