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hemohomo: In sex ed the guys had to describe their perfect girl to class. one of the guys is gay and he stood up in front of the class cleared his throat and said “she would have a penis.” and sat back down.
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
afraid-of-zombies: malallory: Do you ever think about how Remus Lupin got on the Hogwarts Express to travel to Hogwarts and fell asleep in a compartment by himself and then woke up to find that James Potter’s son had sat down in the same compartment
one of my cats sat on my phone last night and I woke up to my phone having something like 50 apps open (most of which were random chrome tabs with msn articles loaded), my wallpaper changed, gibberish txt drafts, and my phone trying to tag people in a
Caught my cat beating up a mouse so I had to try to save the poor thing but I don’t think it’ll live because when I put it outside it only sat there and shivered. I put an old shirt over it to protect it but I fully expect to find a mouse
tarotempura: Caught my cat beating up a mouse so I had to try to save the poor thing but I don’t think it’ll live because when I put it outside it only sat there and shivered. I put an old shirt over it to protect it but I fully expect to find a
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
alishous19-blog: sunmoonandstarz: I sat waiting for Emilia to enter me from behind with a strap on, hardly believing we were about to try this. It felt sexy being naked with my ass in the air and my best friend behind me lubing up the rubber cock. Then
dutchster: when i skip ahead a video and it ends up taking longer to buffer than if i had just sat through it
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barebackbreeding: Ashley straightened up, pulling down her dress, her thong still on the floor around her left ankle. You sat back on the bed, your slowly softening cock still pulsing in time with your heartbeat, as your cum dripped out of her tight
wannabepreggo: From what the people on the beach below saw, it looked like I was just up there enjoying the view. From where the camera sat it looked like this guy I just met two days ago was giving me the fucking of my life. But nobody could see deep
brat-grrrrl2: My crush my crush my crush my crush MY CRUSH M Y C R U S H came to pick me up from girl gang xmas house party this morning as a surprise and I was super hungover so when we got back to mine he carried me like a baby into my house and sat
madeofcelluloid:‘A Clockwork Orange’, Stanley Kubrick (1971)There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The
allmysluts: My stepdaughter Tracie came up and sat on my lap and kissed me on the mouth softly. “Uh… that’s nice, baby, but you know your mom thinks you’re too old to snuggle me like this now,” I said. “I know,” she said
I actually had a great day :) Nick came home early with my present, and after an afternoon of sex we had dinner with our good friend at my favorite restaurant up here. We sat and bullshitted and had a good time. Then we all came back here and watched
I got super fucked up last night and I’m paying for it now. But last night was so much fun. I sat outside under a million stars just drinking and talking to people. I made a new friend Tyler. We drank together and just listened to music together
allthetreesofthefield: This one time, I rode a train to Wisconsin, and a boy my age got on at the stop after mine and sat next to me. We shared Zebra Cakes and watched 16 Episodes of How I Met Your Mother together and I ended up falling asleep on his
stability: “When I stopped cycling this cat came out of the woods. I bent down to pet it then it crawled up my arm and sat on my backpack.” [Via]
fill-her-up: bedtimeforbadgirls: When Savannah sat on my cock and simply said “I want your baby”. I was powerless to resist…. She wanted that cum bad
cumslut4mistress: iamsissysamantha: AFTER SHE TIED YOU UP IN THE BEDROOM YOU COULD HEAR THE PARTY GETTING WILD YOU SAT ON YOUR KNEES DRESSED LIKE A SEXY GURL WAITING FOR HER TO RETURN WITH YOUR SISSY ASSIGNMENT YOU DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE THIS BIG
OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !".
henderween: so my boyfriend dressed up as Slenderman today and sat in our teacher’s chair until she came in and screamed
If you had an opportunity to take the SAT for free and it’s at your school, TAKE IT! Don’t register and not show up then ask me how’d it go, the fuck. Why are you asking me when you should’ve been there instead of fucking around
if-only-someone-loved-you: xxladybugdisney: this is the cutest thing ever lol the gif froze and i sat there for a good two minutes just waiting because i knew anna would pop up at some point
stacief89: Tim surprised me by turning up in the middle of the day , He’d been working but had a free half hour. He was pleased to find me cleaning the kitchen naked when He walked in. He told me to carry on and He sat watching me, wanking His cock.
nefferpitou: on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
micoba: He taught her to suck his cock in the most sloppy, wet, nasty, messy fashion possible and then clean up everything with her tongue.“You do this right and you’ll be a virgin for a little longer”, he said. Her mother, meanwhile, sat in a
phantomdoodler: kakyaoin replied to your post: kakyaoin sat on your mighty man noodle… i gave up typing as you can see but. [gilbert gottfried voice] gerome stiffens fRICK
tyleroakley:justa-regularnigga:vineciatanai: BRRRRRUUUUUHHHH I FUCKIN SAT ALL THE WAY UP OFF THE BED DA FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂😂😂😂 what is this WHY IS THIS
inceztum: It was wrong. I knew that. But as I sat on top of my Brother bouncing up and down on his hard cock I couldn’t deny how hot this was or how much I enjoyed it.
bi-tami: Mrs C the last time you called the hotel to say you were in traffic & were talking to Mr E this is what I was doing as I sat across from him watching his cock grow in his slacks..…Yes when he hung up he DID go down on me…..He loves
agoray: girthyencounters: “Out of courtesy to her husband, she sucked him off first while stroking me up and fondling my balls. It only took a few minutes for his tiny load to dribble out and he was done. He sat on the sidelines and watched me open
comparingmeerkats: comparingmeerkats: this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
merlinoftheroundtable: satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard.
ganjflavoredcleats: saintlos: T.I. used to have the most epic tilt on his fitted hats. Geometrically impossible to imitate. Sat right up on his ear
afrafemme: fixedwhilefeminist: The literally sat around in a room and made this shit up. but also its like: poor people aren’t allowed to like soda? orrrr….??? ……..you can’t buy electronics with FOOD STAMPS. It’s in the
Today on the bus, this tall man got on and say next to me. Immediately he starts taking up all this space. He fucking put his arm around the back of my chair, leaned into me and just sat there. I looked at him like …you must be out of your mind.
skimpymoms: onehornywoman: My cousin, Susan sat impatiently waiting for my son to get home from class. I had promised he would give her what she needs. At one point I offered her a dildo to give herself some relief but fortunately my son drove up.
bukoladreamwedding: “There were flower petals and candles and lights everywhere with a teepee with sparkling cider and pillows and blankets inside and a movie screen set up. Aaron pressed play to the movie he had worked on for hours, came and sat by
satpractice: It’s the best way to prepare for the SAT. Sign up today at satpractice.org. I hear you remember things better drunk that you learned while you’re drunk. So I plan on downing a fifth of vodka the morning before the test.
squatlord-draws: amalgarn: squatlord-draws: hey @amalgarn i got you a mock up for that great new ask blog idea i gave you fuck off, I just sat down to reply to your last take and the second i churn out that bullshit i see this i worked so hard drawing
In less than 30 days I will have witnessed the Battle of Hogwarts playing out before my eyes. I would have eaten homemade cauldron cakes and drunk copious amounts of butterbeer. I will have dressed up in my house colours and sat in silence as the music
creepypasta: An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn’t certain of which direction to go, and he’d forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He’d sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up
maidangela: As you sat on the stairs leading up to your master bedroom, there were a few things that you just couldnt get out of your head. One was the feeling of the vibrating butt plug inside you as it slowly inflated and deflated stretching your sissy
iamsissysamantha: AFTER SHE TIED YOU UP IN THE BEDROOM YOU COULD HEAR THE PARTY GETTING WILDYOU SAT ON YOUR KNEES DRESSED LIKE A SEXY GURLWAITING FOR HER TO RETURN WITH YOUR SISSY ASSIGNMENTYOU DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE THIS BIG
edgepuppy: I gave up trying to resist her trance after the first 20 seconds. I don’t think she even had to ask to know if I was one of @princess-jenna1‘s stroke pets; I think Princess teaches her girls to sense it somehow.Half an hour later, I sat
submissivegames: She told you not to move, so you just sat there, hands at your sides. She told you not to speak, so you kept your mouth shut as She felt you up. She smiled, knowing that She had you, that you would do whatever She said. Finally, She
twelveclara: twelveclara: have you ever watched an episode of something that was so horrible you just sat there afterward like did a group of people really read this script and say ‘wow great idea’ little did i know this post would sum up all
I love sleeping in. When i finaly decided to get up, after i made my breakfast, i sat with mom and talked. About getting me a new phone, about her and my stepdad moving to Avon NC, about how i wanted to go down to Savanah with friends, and subsequently
rate-my-reptile: pencilcat: Lil baby garter snake I spotted on my hike today! He was a pretty tame little fellow and seemed just as curious about me as I was him. I usually have to pick snakes up to take photos of them, but this guy just sat there and
ultrafacts: 9lizzy91: ultrafacts: More Ultrafacts (Source) In reality they pulled up some chairs on the deck and just sat and listened to the band. I remember reading about this a few years ago. On the night of the sinking, Isidor and Ida Straus
dadddyspace: Becoming a caregiver means…Putting your little before yourself. You may have just sat down. It’s late, you’re exhausted and you’re ready for bed. But you’ll be ready to get back up to go all the way to the kitchen to make them
babycrazycollegegirl: nut-inside-her: I sat her up on the counter , I promised her I would pull out , I guess I kinda kept my promise …. I want a man who will fill me even if I ask him not to
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