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cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
petitedeath: norafox:” you got these laws, is that not enough??” that is the exact mentality that is the problem. but that’s not what I said??? I just said that we should be happy about our little victories as well as strive for something
theannieplanet:theannieplanet:before i started dating my boyfriend i had a dream that he asked me out and he said “what should i call you instead of boyfriend/girlfriend because youre agender” and i looked him straight in the eye and said “the vista
igotosleeptodream: ella its ok. even the very best artists have haters. i hope your day gets better. dont let petty mean words get to you. especially since what that person said could be said to most of us childhood missing, unicorn loving tumblrs.
nerdofchaos: recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and
kingofhispaniola: aboonoor: A man wanted to marry a woman and the woman’s brother said: “She has committed adultery before.” When this eventually came to the attention of ‘Umār b. al-Khaṭṭāb, he beat the man and said: “What was the need
getmewet-xo: I said, “What you like about me?” He said, “That your ass fat”
the-last-punbender: beatcopjake: I simply said what I wish had been said when Kevin and I got married. This is one of my favourite pieces of this show because “Marriage is like…oatmeal” was introduced as part of the “Holt can’t do emotions”
//I meant what I said when I said I would settle down with you, although I know it’s not something you were asking me to do, I know we are young but we won’t always be so marry me, lets not be that predictable young couple changing moving
animeteenager: When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said
stormbornvalkyrie: “I said darling, surely four times is enough. Are you trying to set a new record? And he said, what is the record? I’m sure we can break it.”
the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the
thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats the story of how me and my brother came out to each other
edtheshocka: bestblackgirlsxxx:He said whats for dinner? She said, “this pussy.” R Kelly lol
christophfanalways: “My favorite thing I think I’ve ever written is the scene at the French farmhouse at the beginning of ‘Inglourious Basterds.’” Tarantino said.ditto to what Q said!
m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88: yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled
cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?“ and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
ballerprinze: I said what you like about me he said that my ass fat😝😝😝😝 Follow me on IG @iam.unfuckwitable
gothicstripper: unofficialzarry: “Trump, you had my vote… but Kanye West for president! I really don’t know if people understand what Miley said at the VMA’s and why it was so, so wrong. When she said she was “potentially” voting for
defiantdefinition:Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for
burgrs: in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes
whyyoustabbedme: SHE SAID WHAT NEEDED TO BE SAID
2punk2function: 14inches: 2punk2function: Major League // From States Away did u rly reblog this and delete what i said and my url to make it seem like you said this okay I didn’t change the source so why should it matter?
thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
myhairyworld69-deactivated20210: Jackie looked at Mr. Crude staring at her and said, “In case you’re wondering, I’m not wearing anything under my overalls.”Realizing he’d been caught staring at her, he said, “What? Huh? Uhhh…”“I
vizualbeauty: Sarah struck a pose for Mr. Crude.“I see you flippin’ the bird at me, Sarah! That’s not very nice,” he said.Sarah suddenly acted innocent and said, “What? Me? I would never!”“You just did! I ought to give you a spanking before
Charlie knelt on the bed with the duvet pulled up over her tits. Smiling, she looked at Mr. Crude and said, “I’m ready to begin my special project!”“Are you? I don’t think you are, Charlie.” he said.“What do you mean?” she asked.“You’re
When Mr. Crude saw that Melissa had pulled down her shorts he told her, “I hope you’re not planning on running the bases like that!”She looked at him, laughed and said, “Who said anything about playing ball? This is what I use
horrorharbour: cevansydg: As a Xbox fan from day one this is my thoughts on what they said about the Xbox One…. God it hurts. What about all of my old games? WHAT NOW. IT’S NOT FAIR.
maximofffs: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis
mysextrets: “"So I saw this picture on Instagram the other day and it said “what would you do if you woke up to this?” And the first guy who commented really pissed me off. He said that he would be pissed as hell and that he would make her
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying
jenniesissy: saragirlsissyconfessions: “You’re staring,” she glared at me, watching me watch her in the mirror. “I…I’m sorry,” I said, quickly lowering my eyes. “You know how I feel about that,” she said, “what’s more, you know
porkot: I WAS IN THE KITCHEN AND I SAW SOME SMOKE AND I POINTED AT IT AND I SAID “WHATS THAT SMOKING” AND MY MOM SAID “OH YOU MEAN ME?” AND FLIPPED HER HAIR AND I SAY NO THERES SOMETHING ACTUALLY ON FIRE AND SHES LIKE “OH MY GOD THERE IS”
thyrlwall: m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88: yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled how do you remember your url???
demonticspirit: Concerned message @staff on the 17th of December you said and I qoute we won’t target blogs but with this system off pixilateing Tumblr blogs you have lied and did what you said you was not going to do without telling the users about
anacondom: this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said “sister,
I don’t even care. because I said what I felt. and I said the truth. I really don’t think I’m worrying right now.
blerdgirlchronicles: oheysteenz: bestwavves: neenya: buzzfeed: Have you guys seen what Shaun White looks like lately? i wish i hadn’t what the actual fuck ^ what she said
tester1001me: She said “hey stud. I get off in an hour. Want to swing by and pick me up?”I said “what about your fiancé. I thought he picks you up from work”I’m craving a big cock today. You come pick me up instead.
ixnay-on-the-oddk: ahaha I’m such an idiot. Wasn’t this when someone said something stupidly perverted? DAMN IT, I really wish I could remember what they said!! >.< Lol that face though… Sexy
aaliyah-appollonia: lmao black people responses to a person tryna eat healthy is hilariousmy nigga just said”what the hell you gone eat? sticks?” lmaoooo all i said was im cutting off fried and fast food lmao
interviewed: toecruise: interviewed: what do you call a person who has poor hearing? what??? I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING
I was talking to one of my classmates the other day and you know what she said? She said that tumblr is stupid.
howdomermaidsfuck: this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
