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mr-entj: A student once asked anthropologist Margaret Mead, “What is the earliest sign of civilization?” The student expected her to say a clay pot, a grinding stone, or maybe a weapon.Margaret Mead thought for a moment, then she said, “A healed
lolithekairee: adomstumb: daddyforsub: No babygirl, I said swallow.. Fuck… Maybe I fucked her a bit too hard ……nah 😍😍😍😍😍
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost
sixelya-deactivated20170802: so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i
scandalacious: Dave Stewart cryptically said, “one of hundreds of amazing old polaroid photos lost for over 20 years” Does that mean we’ll get more gorgeous photos like these? Please? Maybe a coffee table book? Cause I would so buy that.
designing-with-dogs:New briefs from 💀 & 🦴 The email heading said “Suggested for You”. and I thought “Bitch, you don’t know me”. then I open the email to these trunks and thought “oh maybe they do know
lolfactory: “maybe this one is interesting” said the eyes.
bae-jjong said: [text] …no maybe [text to: Noot Noot] You got drunk without me?
bae-jjong: bae-min: bae-jjong said: [text] …no maybe [text to: Noot Noot] You got drunk without me? [text] I locked myself in the bedroom and I ahve no idea wherre the key is now [text to: Noot Noot] Are you kidding me? I can’t break down
contexxxt: “You’ve been fucking him again, haven’t you…” he sighed as he stood there over her, looking down at her cum smeared face and hair. “Maybe.” she said with a defiant tone back up at him as she opened her legs, letting another load
emptyhead424:Her (v/o): Laurie worked in the office down the hall from me. She was always very friendly to me—maybe a little flirtatious? When I introduced her to my husband, he said she seemed totally into me. I didn’t think so. Besides, as a married
nevertrustthepenguin: adriofthedead: shrineheart: jongatsby: we have stereotypes for aliens we have stereotypes for things we don’t even know anything about FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT maybe that’s why they won’t visit us they think we’re
builtfjordtuff: one-pearl-point: jennilah: jennilah: jennilah: jennilah: jennilah: jennilah: jennilah: went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone is
randydave69: bel-vista: thank god for protective eye wear ! Maybe that is why they said I would go blind if I didn’t stop jacking off!
owlturdcomix: My friend Jeremy Kaye, who makes the comic UP and OUT, is running a Kickstarter for Volume 1 of said comic! :DHe makes great comics, so check it out! Back it maybe I dunno I DUNNO YOUR LIFE.
myaddicktion: “Dude, you told me your husband said he can’t really cum while getting fucked. He must have meant while YOU fuck him, cause here he is firing off a load while I’m balls deep and raw in that ass. Maybe he just needed a cock to inspire
dreime: radioheadofficial: liftingdrifter: BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like 贶 with the 5 pairs of earrings? Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device
darthvatrix: fifthwave-sideblog: nevaehtyler: Or maybe she alienated herself when she fetishized being a woman + said that gay marriage is wrong. Just a thought 🤔 caitlyn: i support trump and don’t understand gay marriage lgbt people: :/ caitlyn:
spacemancharisma: toadscools: spacemancharisma: so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe……. a lover..” the problem is. now this
joasakura: buyakasha: buckyssteves: Eddie Brock in Venom so many critics said he over-acted. that this movie didn’t deserve tom hardy’s level of acting. excuse you, maybe if more bad movies had people like tom going balls to the wall, they wouldn’t
shining-dawn: tiktokarchive: Man: Hey French guy, how do you say yes? Oui. How do you say no? Non. How do you say maybe? [Said with strong Southern accent]: Puh-tater. This post has killed me.
lawbreaker13:goodchaos: delta-syrup: softblock: They really said “sorry” It’s all right, maybe next time. It was a good shot
spacemancharisma:toadscools:spacemancharisma:so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe……. a lover..” the problem is. now
deathpoker:goldenspirits:wolfsskull:versegm:versegm:Your friendly reminder to not spend money on gacha.if your response to this post is “too late for me” i want you to sit down and think very, very hard about your life. Because maybe you said
frightzoned: Anyway someone just called the store and asked “is this the Krusty Krab” and I of course said “no this is Patrick” because they were maybe ten years old and I heard like 5 kids start laughing like they were going to pass out. The
wadestarks: Chapter two: The weirdo on Maple Street “…And she said bad people were after her. I think maybe these bad people are the same one’s that took Will, I think she knows what happened to him.”
foundfootagedocumentary:I love evil women. Maybe some day I’ll marry one and she’ll kill anyone who’s ever said a bad thing about me. Cute
I find it hilarious how Saudi Arabia is throwing a hissy fit over canada saying that maybe you shouldnt jail some people just because you dont like what they said
sn0wbro: newyorksjojo: matterboard: ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body or maybe he just has
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:maybe if we treated teenagers with more respect, they wouldn’t be in a rush to be seen as adults @neurotypical-karen said: also a lot of the time we arent even chosing between being seen as a
mysterious-song: Ok so I reblogged this from a person who said in the tags that maybe the mirror wasn’t showing her Marian, but was actually showing her the Evil Queen. Because the Evil Queen is who she wants to kill most of all.And I cried, because
l-sula-l: @fairymascot said: Homeworld Pearl/Rose, maybe? Bonus for very pompous, physically demonstrative Pearl!When this and this have got me all in a fuss, how could I possible say no to this one?(Please click for full res! ovo)
l-sula-l: @fairymascot said: Homeworld Pearl/Rose, maybe? Bonus for very pompous, physically demonstrative Pearl! When this and this have got me all in a fuss, how could I possible say no to this one? (Please click for full res! ovo)
midnightcarnivalofhorrors: Important. Jeanne low-key flirts with Bayonetta, and upon getting no response says ‘cat got your tongue?’ Using that phrase implies she said something Bayonetta should have reacted to but did not. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe
lazychocobo: Roxas: Hm. I wonder why it took an hour for me to come right behind?Prompto: Maybe because your fatass was cloggin’ up the–Cloud: I said HUSSSH. *Smacks again*Prompto: Ow–! Am I lying though!?
lazychocobo: the-chocobros: Prompto: It’s ok bro, maybe you’ll appear in like a flashback or something.Roxas: OH GOOD, I’LL PROBABLY DIE AGAIN IN SAID FLASHBACK. AJJS:HKJSKCloud: ….Cloud: So how ‘bout that remake huh.Prompto: STILL VERY COOL.
suiton00nsfwdrawings: Voltron - Lance the Milkman #2 This is a CG set of December for all +บ Patrons!! As i said, this time i would draw Lance and keith :3 maybe i should finish this series with lance fingering himself or in a threesome with keith
delena-are-real: “Don’t push me, Elena.”-She moved closer, so that she was almost touching him, and looked at him. “I think,” she said, “that maybe you need to be pushed.”
seeking-submission: What’s the matter, babe? You said you like a “take charge” kinda guy. So I took charge last night while you slept. Maybe now you won’t be such a flirt and will learn to focus on my needs… particularly since I’ve removed
Can I just say real quick that jokes about serious topics aren’t always bad. It’s not uncommon for me to joke about things like death and anorexia because I’ve experienced it personally and it makes me feel a little better that I’m
tryingmomentarily: Anonymous said:If you still need requests, maybe pearlidot rollerskating? Pearl told peridot that she’d regret not wearing a helmet and peridot’s totally regretting it (pearl borrowed hers from steven obv)
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tryingmomentarily: Anonymous said:do you do requests? ;u; if so, could I maybe request lapis lazuli with meme shades on xD i actually drew this awhile ago haha
aceceptance: abyssickly: So I was sitting around like “I wonder if I really am asexual maybe this IS just a phase” and a fucking truck passed me that literally said ‘YES. IT’S ACE.’ A sign from the universe
stanchez-sloppy-seconds: Anonymous said: Could you maybe write something with the smiths and pines families for #26(thanksgiving) I wasn’t really sure what to write so I opted for illustrating this prompt instead. Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow
sourwolves: sourwolves: some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like maybe i am ben
chastepantyboy: Anonymous said:Mckayla Maroney training a boy to be her ass slut where she can own and strap on fuck him and no one else. By stretching his ass with huge buttplugs. While teasing and taunting him very cruely, maybe gagged with sweaty
g1g2boo: Big bro’s girlfriend said I should really watermark my photos, especially my artworks. Maybe not for all of them but yeah haha.
sixelya-deactivated20170802: so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had
prsnlf: maybe i do look like some sort of a priest a bit..with that said- Jesus is a biscuit!
![bae-jjong: bae-min: bae-jjong said: [text] …no maybe [text to: Noot Noot] You got drunk without me? [text] I locked myself in the bedroom and I ahve no idea wherre the key is now [text to: Noot Noot] Are you kidding me? I can’t break down](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_2baeb49b1d47_128.png){kind=avatar}
![shining-dawn: tiktokarchive: Man: Hey French guy, how do you say yes? Oui. How do you say no? Non. How do you say maybe? [Said with strong Southern accent]: Puh-tater. This post has killed me.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/70a2818bb82f7f4b263708abf4f4d942/a8c7060ef9bb07d4-74/s512x512u_c1/aac4f395fcc9db805a5e1fc3517bc53bc472966f.png)
