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uwuzuya: i only have two modes: excited and Self-Destruct™
fearingfun: Still he enjoys the affection greatly! What do? (I guess you can only have two asks per day, so either comment or ask) D’aww :3
memeufacturing:me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all me
princess-jpeg:i only have two emotions 1. i hate myself im such a bitch 2. i love myself im such a bitch
tarargh: i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”
elven-child:re: Aziraphale only having two moods, “go big” and “go home”:Aziraphale on Friday: There is no our side, Crowley, not anymore! It’s over.Aziraphale 24 hours later: staying at Crowley’s flat overnight, ready
When I was a kid and we’d watch “A Goofy Movie”, during the “After Today” song there’s these two goth (I’m guessing) girls who sing a line like “No more pep rallies to cut” and then made a gagging
basically, to me, fandom expression should only follow two rules - Does it make you happy? Yes. Is it hurtful/hateful? No. Then you’re good. Not everything in fandom is meant to appeal to every person, its just a lot of people doing stuff they enjoy
dokirosi: PEARLNETBOOOOOOOOMB! First Day “Vacation”. So, I’m gonna make all in Human!Au (that’s why garnet only have two eyes) Because I’m a sucker for this AU :) And it has dominated my mind lately. Garnet and Pearl are students, and as students
kehleryn:mfw i only have two feet …😔
vriskee: i only have two emotions yeah man nah son
hypeswap: turing-tested: slim-turner: turing-tested: opinions….are like nipples explain i pretend i only have two and on occasion i let close friends see my third and fourth ones hey hal can you just once think before you make a post
i solo yolo’d bc i only have like 30 discs and wanted one last shot at an anniversary card before it ended and i mean i didn’t get one but?? i guess this is okay? i’m still kind of salty tho ww but! at least i can idolize ban-chan now (´ ▽`)
scumbugg: memeufacturing: me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all @bootybreakfast
rumbleraven: I only have two pair of pants.
I did a little shoot a few months ago while I was watching my friend’s house. I woke and was really feeling my hair. Thought I’d get a shot of it from the back to see how long it’s gotten. This is the only one that I ended up liking and I hope you
phantomdoodler: I should finish my Japanese homework and catch up with what I missed yesterday but I only have two more dragons to slowly kill
I bought myself a new pair of shoes because I only have two and I feel so guilty
memeufacturing: me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all
srslycris: Zayn’s Birthday is January 12, so we only have two weeks to meet our charity goal of บ,000 to donate in honor of Zayn’s 22nd birthday for The British Asian Trust. We’re 40% there now, and it would be great if we could beat it this
princess-jpeg: i only have two emotions 1. i hate myself im such a bitch 2. i love myself im such a bitch
amindlessbimbo: sissypig484: Annoyingly, this means I only have two purposes. 🎀Like that’s OKs sweetie the 2 you got are the ones men really want anyways!!!🎀
queenstilinski: But I only have two hands.
cranquis: A cake that (reeeeeally) looks like a placenta. Terrifying, no? IT GETS WORSE — the umbilical cord appears to only have two vessels, which implies an increased risk of birth defects for the cake-baby. This cake-artist is a master of horror.
lightbones: i only have two resolutions this year: 1. to not feel bad saying no to things i don’t want to do 2. to stop finding irrational reasons to not do the things i want to do
yveszaynslaurent:i only have two facial expressions but that’s okay i’m still cute
It feels odd to think that i only have two full days left on my own in Paris before my parents come to stay and then take me home. A couple of weeks ago i felt i’d really miss being here and being able to just pop out on a whim, with everything
fuckyouwhiteboy: i share a room with my niece and earlier today she said: i only have two rules. don’t complain and don’t ever tell me what to do she’s five
rumbleraven: I only have two pairs of pants.
dioraura-deactivated20200527:ambitious women really only have two options, a super supportive partner or no partner at all.