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I can’t believe that post I made about me having to sneeze has over 200 notes…
I hope people are aware that that post about the peanut butter cookie cats is a joke. Because a lot of the people reblogging it don’t seem aware of it and I know folks never bother to actually click sources (which in this case is a gif of Amethyst as
Why would I ever want to go home if you're here?
I had a SU-related dream and I don’t remember all of it and it was a dream so it probably won’t make much sense, but bear with meIt was a sometime in the future episode where Jasper and several other Gems that were never named had joined up with the
perrymaple:Captain Underpants | I read the books when I was little and honestly, never would have thought I’d someday help make the feature! Both the team at DreamWorks and Mikros were some of the most wonderful people I’ve had the fortune of working
I could never be a vampire based purely on the fact that I love garlic too much
yourroyalpenis: sheepsbutt: sammie-sweet-heart: I’d have the biggest smile ever if I saw this on my car. I used to do things like this and it was never appreciated so I stopped. True story. I’d smile like such an idiot if this ever happened.
animalker: FIFTY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS » 7. Kaidan Alenko, Mass Effect (x) But… listen. There’s things I wanna say, and… looking back, I have a few regrets, but not many. That’s pretty amazing, right? Messed up kid that I was, never would’ve
mpreg-isnt-an-emotion-manichu: the-unpopular-opinions: http://wearesecretlystars.tumblr.com/ thats an unpopular opinion??????? wow i never would have guessed :o
fadedhysteria: Ryou — Ryou fuck. Why do you make that top look so good on you. Yami marik—-never goes anywhere without—CAPE |D
draconym: glumshoe: Today I got curious about nutmeg and wound up learning something I never would have expected: it looks Incredibly Cursed™️ when raw! The outside fruit is normal enough, but the nutmeg seed itself is encased in this strange scarlet
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Read More Pressing his lips tightly together, Jean thought for sure he had found his biggest weakness. It would have been a big time score if he had. Finding what he was seeking, Havoc smirked instead as his soapy
lunalovegouda: Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
barebearx: randydave69: thickcocks: he’s scared of the thick monster but will never would stop I’d be hoping he was gonna use my ass! You like THICK cocks? GO here NOW: http://thickcocks.tumblr.com/ ~~~PLEASE FOLLOW ME ** ~~~~~~~~~ ♂♂OVER 37,000
prettyboyshyflizzy: metaphysical-technicality: prettyboyshyflizzy: theuppitynegras: ghdos: So hiring a white person with a criminal record is more desirable than hiring a Black person without one? Never would’ve guessed… white privilege is a
kemoyzang: shedskinbelight: ghdos: So hiring a white person with a criminal record is more desirable than hiring a Black person without one? Never would’ve guessed… this is what we mean when we say ALL white people have white privilege. whether
chikadash: When Pokémon turns 20 in 4 years, can we get a book with details on how everything was created including never before seen beta pictures of Pokémon and concepts.
rivercinders: This week on “characters that’ll never make it to Heroes so I gotta draw them myself huh” Nailah is the most attractive FE unit don’t @ me
ruushes:somehow i’d never drawn portia b4 this week?? and now i cant stop drawing her… i love the idea of portia/nadia/mc for a lot of reasons not the least of which is that nadi and rowan are both Statuesque and pashas like 5′2″ w her hair up
theundertakersfinebooty: New bb’s ;w;(PS-Regular Sebby was the mystery strap. Never would have guessed)
godzillanon: I never would’ve realized that there were even more Uzumaki family photos that we hadn’t even seen yet. At this rate, SP might as well release an actual family photo album for them all. Also, with how many of them are of some combination
littlemissbreeder: Sometimes I fantasize about stopping my birth control and not telling my boyfriend. Sometimes I fantasize about poking holes in his condoms. I never would do these things but ughI’m just so horny and I’m ovulating and I really
peoplesuck-pizzaisforever: I’m begging you to let me down.
samvasnormandy: If you’ve never been hugged by me, you’re missing out I have nice long arms and I could use them for evil, but instead, I prefer to use them for good, and hugs are good The thought of hugging you just now calmed me down so much
klrspussy: klrspussy: Ok guys, here is the highly requested “boobs to thighs” shot! =) I never would have imagined showing this much of myself to perfect strangers. Between these, the blowjob pics and the back of my dress pics I posted you
pazunoart: I saw this headcannon while searching the eruri tag and then this messy drawing came out. I would have finished it properly if I hadn’t feeling so freakin’ lazy today.
blackmayo89: remember to keep your beast boyfriend clean idk i guess i hoped that doing silly doodles would make koujaku’s bad end in re:connect less painful
kuogayku: I like to imagine that noiz has contacts but he never tells anybody so at one point he’s sleeping over at koujakus place bc he does n’t feel like going home and he’s takng out his contacts and koujaku sees him and is like “what the fuck are
naiviteit: ❀ NAIVITEIT'S 1K FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION POST! I know I haven’t really done anything for reaching most of my goals, but 1000 was a number I never would have imagined that I’d reach, let alone 100. I seriously don’t know how
koujakusdong replied to your post: /jumps on trans noiz bandwagon.&… oh please stop you’re gonna make me ship this i dont need anymore ships to cry about stop? surely you meant continue, right? koujaku would rushe over to noiz and
okay but headcanon that the first (and last) time noiz ever had chocolate, it was like 99% dark chocolate so now he never wants to touch or see chocolate ever again and thinks it’s pure evil.
cosmic-artsu: Filed under ‘things I need like there’s no tomorrow’: Aoba and Sei growing up together and just being stupid teen delinquents. They would be attached at the hip, sharing everything, scrapping others for fun, fooling around in dirty
frenchfrydraws: Kounoi “We live next door to each other and I know we’ve never talked before but could you please come kill the spider in my bathroom. ” au :‘3 Koujaku might be big and bad but he’s got terrible arachniphobia.
rckbell: tbh do you ever look around and realize that there is a slim-to-nothing chance you will ever change your url again. like somehow you managed to establish yourself amongst the tumblr community of assholes to some threshold where changing would
luz-natural: Turn a different corner and we never would have met,…@kris_haigh and @tbmlovesyou
submissiveinclination: i am friends with some of the most amazing women that i have met here in the Tumblrverse. These women are strong, intelligent and independent who happen to be submissive. Without Tumblr i never would have met these soul sisters…
hotredhead1: lickmykittkatt: daddydomshouse: elegant-seduction-and-style: Never would I… 😉😈🔥 It’s my favorite ❤️❤️😍💦💦 Awww damn
hugmilk: OK GUYS I’M DOING A GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!! I’M GIVING AWAY THIS AWESOME ATTACK ON TITAN BAG RULES : Like and Reblog as may times as you want No giveaway blogs please(i will check) You dont have to be following me but if you do that would be real
faroresmemory: “ur such a qt” am I calling you cute? or am I calling you a quentin tarantino? you’ll never know
tempurusan:Good old days, old gorillas…
slim-420: @aliasatl @fantasticok1dd seen this dude an never would have known…lol
professormonkeybusiness: And she never would have to.
bluesey: No matter what anyone says, this man would have changed the world if he was still alive. killed before so much more greatness.
prokopetz: fangirlingdragon: cutestmoose: iwishtoreportaburglary: thefamilyphantom: ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord: karen-valentine: chianina: heyfunniest: Someone get this guy a fucking medal. They made birth control for men. However it never
kyriarchy:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
blujet: ghdos: So hiring a white person with a criminal record is more desirable than hiring a Black person without one? Never would’ve guessed…
i-am-america: i-am-america: tinyhousedarling: What’s the difference between a chick pea and a lentil? I’ve never paid โ to have a lentil on my face. Happy Monday Family. 😂😂😂 took me a second
heathyr: Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie? House
pinkrosehippy: barelyfittingin: mulatto-man-d: radvillain: kuronootoko: gang0fwolves: keyworldwide: bythepowercosmic: the-wolf-is-loose: the0notesking: If a woman offered to give you head in front of her husband who’s in a coma would you
unprecedented-terror: peacheznheelz: @whitepeopledoingdumbshit ….
haberdashing: One thing I never would’ve thought of using tumblr for but is actually really handy: going on the tags for medications you’re going on and seeing whether the tumblr community seems to find them helpful or harmful.
str8guysecrets:Straight-Dick Tip #230: After coming out to friends/family, don’t be surprised with how much dick gets thrown your way by those you never would’ve imagined but may have fantasized about. This dude told his sister and within a week,
jlbwins: cravehiminallways212: Never would I ever!
When it happened three months ago I wasn’t sure if it was a fluke or not (one line, c'mon) but I would just like to state for the record that Historia started getting thought bubbles as soon as her memories were recovered.Thus justifying my petty
ithotyouknew: “if it weren’t for white people, you’d still be a slave.” Um…if it weren’t for white people, I never would’ve been one in the first place?
shedskinbelight: ghdos: So hiring a white person with a criminal record is more desirable than hiring a Black person without one? Never would’ve guessed… this is what we mean when we say ALL white people have white privilege. whether you’re rich,
haleyouralpha: I quit trying to fit in, trying to be one of them. I knew I never would be. But more importantly, I didn’t want to be. This scene was fantastic and so real to me. This whole fucking series. Emotional roller-coaster 😭😢
scottydotcom: Today, two years ago I stuck the first needle in my leg declaring the beginning of my medical journey to manhood. Looking in the mirror, I never would’ve thought I’d ever see the best version of myself staring back at me. Testosterone
