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jalex-pierced-veil: jamminjimi: athousandwords-forlove: zooeydeschannoying: helga just said that arnold makes her pussy quiver i will never not laugh at this post the thirst was real How did they get away with this?
lolfunnow: My friend got really fucked up and punched through a window. Paramedics said they’d never seen that much blood without a corpse.
din6h: I never said it would be easy, but, I promised that you’d love it. I was right, princess. .
callmenastynames: carnal-destruction: One of the most important milestones in every fledgling whore’s life is the first time they hear him say: “Good. I’m glad it hurts.” hmin fact, i will never forget the first time i said “that hurts”
harleylovegood: artofseductionlxix: int3ntional: bewbin: foodnun: hobgoblinhero: I have never said this before, nor will I ever likely say it again. I want to rub my dick on that velvety vehicle what happens when it rains then its velwet
pinkpunktrans:psiidmon:trans visibility day. she/her. depression stops me from shaving. told boss about being trans today and he said that he doesn’t care “what i do” outside of work as long as it never goes into the office and he can’t stop
overthinkingfeathers: Never let it be said that BioWare isn’t enjoying the hell out of their geese friends.
bara-or-gtfo: I’ll never forget that guy who said he had a cheerio on his dick
andioyu: andioyu: I NEVER USED TO THINK THE HALLWAY IN MY BUILDING IS SCARY AT NIGHT I DO NOW called the landlord about it and he said he’d come fix it and he was actually here yesterday but he didn’t fix it?? so i continue to live in a horror
heyteenbookshey: That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a literate fool
dreamingofmom: When our adventurous relationship first started, my mom said that I could never fuck her without a condom. Today it changed, though, as halfway through she asked me to take it off and in the end I got to fill her hole with my warm creamy
mynightwing: I was in the kitchen, cooking dinner and daddy walked in. He didn’t answer when I said hi, but I paid it no mind. I kept working, but all of the sudden, he pushed me over the counter and rammed his cock inside of me. I never knew that
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
jamminjimi: athousandwords-forlove: zooeydeschannoying: helga just said that arnold makes her pussy quiver i will never not laugh at this post the thirst was real
pineappledean: thecorruptedquietone: #IT’S LIKE CAS JUST SAID SOMETHING REALLY DIRTY IN HIS EAR #AND SURE DEAN HAD WANTED PHONE SEX BUT HE NEVER THOUGHT THAT HIS ANGEL WOULD GO THROUGH WITH IT
best-of-funny: stop-hodoring: hobgoblinhero: I have never said this before, nor will I ever likely say it again. I want to rub my dick on that velvety vehicle OH MY GOD X
needsmoreyellow: it doesn’t truly hit me how incredible “I need you” is until I realize that I myself have never said it to another person
bisexualgambit: bisexualgambit: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Never forget the time my grandma said that St. Patrick didn’t chase all the snakes out of Ireland because there are still Brits there fcgvhbjnkm this is absolutely 100% okay to reblog
koconn97: Mom had always said, that anal would always be off the table. Of course she would never object when I would slide a finger in, once we got hot and heavy.
bewbin: foodnun: hobgoblinhero: I have never said this before, nor will I ever likely say it again. I want to rub my dick on that velvety vehicle what happens when it rains then its velwet
vampireapologist: Still thinking about that animal handling class I took in like 2015 and the day we were learning to handle spiders there was a girl in my class I’d seen around campus in a Vriska shirt and I’d never said anything but today of all
marfmellow: jeankd: thesequoiaproject: kingofthemelanin: afro-glasses: Cookie monster high af The caption 😂😂 buddy is goooonnnneeeee What did he smoke, because Iain’t never been that gone when they said they were taking away his cookies
I am completely sure that “Quinn once has sex with a Latina lesbian.” is the best thing Sam has ever said or will ever say ever.
teased-pleased: Didn’t I tell you that your cock would get to fuck today. I never said anything about my pussy.
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
hobgoblinhero: I have never said this before, nor will I ever likely say it again. I want to rub my dick on that velvety vehicle
bewbin: foodnun: hobgoblinhero: I have never said this before, nor will I ever likely say it again. I want to rub my dick on that velvety vehicle what happens when it rains then its velwet oh my god
shinjimes: So…. just a PSA that Alan Rickman never said “When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, “After all this time?” And I will say, “Always.“ It’s a blog
starscythe: Every word you never said Echoes down your empty hallwayAnd everything that was your world Just came down
wilwheaton: ter0rr:carazelaya:carazelaya:NOTHING MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN SOCIALIZED MALE DOMINANCE IN CONVERSATIONS SO LADIES PLEASE LEARN THESE THREE PHRASES AND NEVER BE AFRAID TO USE THEM“Stop interrupting me.”“I just said that.”“DID THE MIDDLE
erotibot-art: “Hey!! I never said you could use that!!” Patreon / Twitter
hornysoldier92: Just sucking my straight married neighbor off. He said that he had never came from head before so I had to show him how great my mouth is. You can find the full 15 min video for free on my xtube channel. Just google “LSCOTT512 xtube”
kinkymum: Never let it be said that men cant multitask…..
At my first apartment I invited a guy over and he pressured sex so much to the point that I had to have my friend and her bf come over to ask him to leave. I never said anything to him after but I finally had to when he commented talking shit about
fuckmikki: hobgoblinhero: I have never said this before, nor will I ever likely say it again. I want to rub my dick on that velvety vehicle fuck
ruinedchildhood: OH MY GOD. I never noticed what he did when he said that!
ter0rr:carazelaya:carazelaya:NOTHING MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN SOCIALIZED MALE DOMINANCE IN CONVERSATIONS SO LADIES PLEASE LEARN THESE THREE PHRASES AND NEVER BE AFRAID TO USE THEM“Stop interrupting me.”“I just said that.”“DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE
surprisebitch: operattack: taco-bell-rey: I remember someone said that Work From Home sounded like the Rugrats theme song so I felt obligated to make this I’M GONE i will never be able to listen to this song the same way again
babyleft: You said that you could never go a day without talking to me, congratulations asshole, you fucking did it
cloudkickincrysis: thecoolkidsxx: Hate when I leave work early just to be with someone just to find out their too busy doing other shit .. I would’ve just came over after I took a shower B … But .. Alright Never said u couldn’t do that..
another-anchor: desmond-the-creppy-bear: The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it Because you said that, I’m gon save
gunsknivesgear: Rifle and Sidearms.Never let it be said that you aren’t ready for anything.
gallifreyfieldsforever: #his face in the third one tho #like #obviously he’s always known #but as long as she never said he #he could pretend it wasn’t true #but she did #and he literally cannot believe #that another being in the universe #would
daddysdiorwhore: millydot: rune-midgarts: im really stressed out about the amount of polos worn in this post This episode changed my life NEVER FORGET Damn- if I said that to my mom… She probably would have strangled me with all my polos
yasmin-pitts: Remember when they said that what we want can never be done When it all comes falling down We’ll do what we want to
gaylor-moon: andreii-tarkovsky: We didn’t have a word for our, as you guys call, gay/lesbian people. So we coined that word as an umbrella for all our tribes. We never said, “Well, you’re transgender. You’re bisexual. You’re lesbian.” We
