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neoqueenmomo: yoshistack: I… have never seen this before in my life Like, I get the purpose of it, but that doesn’t make it any less bizarre to me Did this get retconned into our timeline?
blouxster: The boss loses his credibility - among other things… But the new CEO gains the respect of the entire office, and never has a request to have her pussy eaten turned down by any of the women in the office.
dadreversal: gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential
olordt: bookchins-revenge: theconcealedweapon: Most of the assholes who scream “Blue Lives Matter” have never heard of any of these heroes. They’re too busy defending murderers like Darren Wilson, Daniel Pantaleo, and Timothy Loehmann. “Not
meatfighter: why is it called a glove compartment ?its too big to just have gloves and there is never any gloves in there Back in the days them joints was so small all that could fit was gloves.
nico-incognito: jokebud: iwilleatyourenglish: i have never seen someone with such a nonexistent grasp of food in my life. there is virtually nothing here that makes any sense or works. this is like watching a toddler being given unfettered access to
ts-anaconda-rice: OMG ONE OF MY FANS JUS SENT THIS TO ME😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 PS I HAVE NEVA SEEN ANY OF MY MOVIES NEVER BUT THANKS BOO😘NAOMI BLACK SHEMALE STROKERS
lucidnee: I’m so fuckin sick of ppl who have never experienced rape or any sexual abuse tryin to tell victims how they should of handled it. You don’t get to tell a rape victim oh u should of spoken up sooner or u should of did this. You shut
mysticalcoffeequeen: petitesaretes: I made a comic about every comment thread under any content involving a fat person existing. Ever.This counts as my inktober #1 because I spent way more time on it than I should have. Never not reblog
zeldanoodles: egriz: patto-senpain: flanoirbunny: legendofcosplay: chachipistachis: flanoirbunny: expectation: reality: #any zelda fan will tell you that Link is secretly a gigantic dweeb #this is merely proof of that truer words have never
deadrorys: queenmargaerie: #i have never seen such a large man #covered in so much glitter #WITH A LOOK OF PURE TERROR ON HIS FACE #does this show make any sense or #no
hartbxg: hartbxg: you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment its going hardcore tonight
castielssecurityblanket: yourdarlinglittlesammy: do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place? #so sad spn got cancelled after season 8 #what
keepasecretslut: oh my I will never complain about having sensitive nipples (however I will complain about not knowing any boob>ass people. tits need loving on too)
sexyfuta12: Here are some new pics in my gallery so far. Also I am pretty ticked off at a few people in my following that act like a living commercial for Snapchat or something similar. I don’t have apps like that and never plan on getting any.
arfabear: okay, and because you all have been good, and I got to 600+ followers, here is a better booty shot!I know I was asked for nudes and/or a speedo shot but unfortunately nudes are never gonna happen on this blog or any other social media and I
patto-senpain: flanoirbunny: legendofcosplay: chachipistachis: flanoirbunny: expectation: reality: #any zelda fan will tell you that Link is secretly a gigantic dweeb #this is merely proof of that truer words have never been spoken I share
demond4n: terriblefaker asked: Any chance you’d be willing to do eva green and gwen Stefani fakes? ————— I👏🏻love👏🏻Eva👏🏻Green👏🏻 I would love to do more of her and I have never faked Gwen Stefani. I had a huge crush
So my wife wont have sex with me, she never is in the mood. We just got married 3 months ago and she already is telling me no all the time. She used to be a nympho and now im lucky to get any at all. We don’t even do what we used to she got me into
missdannisdesires: madamekeyholding: I never get tired of breasts and keys. A perfect combination, just like my profile. I have a fantasy of a HUGE jar full of my slaves keys, hundreds upon hundreds, all mixed up and without any markings. Every month
crys-sketchblog: I have been a fan of the series since the beginning, but I never felt I could actually portray how much I like Korra and I find her such a beautiful and powerful character, so any fanart was out of question…but lately I’ve been
pentragons: “Many of my movies have strong female leads – brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman is
I think tomorrow I will attempt to make flan seeing as I have never actually had the fortune of trying any before
woodofgreenleaves:yo like old people give our generation so much shit for being rude and disrespectful butin my 5 years of working at a fast food restauranti have never once, not ONCE, been abused or spoken rudely to for any reason by a young person.You
sissypig484: dogwhoreowner: baabycunt: Dinner time for piggies, not quite sure why it needs a spoon Clever! I’ve never needed a spoon or any other cutlery to eat from the toilet. For a start, even if my mouth can’t reach I have perfectly good
your-bearded-gentleman: beautifuldisaster8479: I always have to ask 🙄 That should never be the case for any woman!
doafhat: If you’ve ever taken a roadtrip through the Pacific Northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It’s not on any maps and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it’s a myth. But if
beautflstranger: you both might have sworn to yourselves..no. that you’d never fall again. and there you are with your heart and here she is with hers.. and somehow, by some preordained and destined magic without nary a shout without any fanfare or
daftplunk: pupsnout: daftplunk: Do any of y'all know a good surgeon? Im tryna remove some ribs so I can eat my own pussy I know a good priest.. I’ll have him hit you up Never had a priest eat my pussy before
When customers try and guilt me into giving them free porn because their credit card doesn’t work… Like bitch please have you never seen a prepaid Visa card before? You can get them at any gas station?!
flopsandamo: Flopping them proudly! Re blog, never know they might see it and she could be the difference between winning and losing, between living and dying! (you think any of them are secret tumblr fans but dont admit it? ) We have to support our
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: ericjamahl: hola-simon: after-art: this is better than any television show i have ever seen LMAOOO IM SO DONE!! I’ve never laughed so hard. this is so cute
b-0-0-h-0-0: noshameshane: heartmindcivilwar: avenidarevolution: Victims Of Religion I have never said what the fuck more to any single post in the history of tumblr, This makes me physically ill. This makes me sick to my stomach.
nikkisbellas: “I would have never posted a photo in any underwear, lingerie, or swimwear about two years ago. I would be mortified as to what people would think of my body. I had curves, boobs, thick thighs, and a butt. It wasn’t what I was used
tsubibo: If you’ve ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called “Gravity Falls.” It’s not on any maps, and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it’s a myth.
lyjerria:when someone truly cares about you, you don’t have to put any effort into convincing yourself that they do. it’s obvious. it’s apparent. and it’s never ever questionable.
7stitches: onlyblackgirl: And white folks will still try to deny it. and how are “white folks” denying it? I myself am a “white folk” you speak of and have never once heard in my 22 years of life ANY person white or not, deny the fact that
angrychickpea: b-0-0-h-0-0: noshameshane: heartmindcivilwar: avenidarevolution: Victims Of Religion I have never said what the fuck more to any single post in the history of tumblr, This makes me physically ill. This makes me sick to my stomach.
sapphiremulsion: People make fun of Sylvia plath in a particularily condescending way that I have never seen anyone do to any male poet.
joshpeck: after-art: this is better than any television show i have ever seen i’ve seen this on my dashboard a few times but never took the time to watch it but i just did and it was the greatest decision of my life Tamar is so extra and I love
subtill-beslaved-under-women-tpe: herrinkatharina: 👠 i know it before ANY ADULT WOMEN sit on the face of me. But i accept in reality That ADULT WOMEN Have prinzipiell RIGHTS to sit on the face of me. its never happened to me but in reality i will
woodofgreenleaves: yo like old people give our generation so much shit for being rude and disrespectful butin my 5 years of working at a fast food restauranti have never once, not ONCE, been abused or spoken rudely to for any reason by a young person.You
brightwalldarkroom: “Many of my movies have strong female leads—brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman
playbunny: I’ve never drawn Twilight before, or really any mlp fanart besides like 2 doodles ever. But she’s my absolute favorite and I wanted to draw her at least once in my life haha so have a positive Twilight to brighten your day ~ ♡hi-res♡
crochetallthethings: You should never feel ashamed for any sort of mental illness you may have or the medication you need to take to help you function. “Normal” people rely on the same stuff, yours just happens to be store bought. Based off this
lugnut71: cumbetweentits: Great titfuck resulting in semen being spattered all over her boobs. I have never had the opportunity to titfuck and cum between big boobs before. It is my biggest sexual fantasy. If any lady would be generous enough to
when you miss someone you love and you see them again for the first time in months, you realize that you forgot that you have an addiction and like any addiction, just once is never enough. no amount of time with him is ever enough. i hate how many times
theequeenrose: cosmic-noir: nacholamexipina: mysharona1987: A reminder: Women can be every bit as horrible, creepy and misogynistic as any sad loner stalker dude on Reddit can be. Christ. I have male friends. They’d never even think or say out
