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find i need that shit on porn pin board
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This is the first time (and this will not be a regular occurrence) that I NEEDED to post a sign held by a man, because this is FUCKING HYSTERICAL to me, :D
deejpluto: freakleek:I need some spontaneous freaks. Ride that shit
ftmfeminist: ktc10: yum. That shit is hard to make. I tried—rather unsuccessfully. Boyfriend, on other hand, is a much better queer than me and made these perfect rainbow stripes in cupcakes. I NEED ALL OF THESE ON MY BIRTHDAY. Didn’t I
I also picked up the last issue of VOGUE’s crochet edition. Yes, that’s one of the many patterns in this issue. Hard Mode unlocked. Proceeding at my own risk.
actualfurrytrash: airbenderedacted: verygoodbadcore: That one time I decided to make a compilation of every instance in which someone in Portal 2 says the word “test” or any variation. I’M LOSING MY SHIT last month of school
marissarei: spiritual-heaux: trebled-negrita-princess: southernbitchface: fridek: happinessandloveandthings: imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout: allisoninportland: strugglingtobeheard: sensualproverb: LMAO the ref was like break that gay shit up
sugary-oblivion: marfmellow: I need a head on my buns. I love that :) shit i love big ass problems
Sprout Pencils—eco-friendly pencils that turn into plants with just a splash of water. They have seed capsules in the tips so after you’ve finished using them you can simply plant them and watch them grow. They’re sold in packs: e.g. herb
This astronomical watch accurately tracks the position of the six planets visible from Earth. You can look down at your wrist at any time and know exactly where you are in the universe. (Also tells the time just in case you wanted that too) See more here
Another gorgeous submission… Look at those pretty fingernails digging in to spread that shit cutter WIDE! All the asshole perverts need to keep these spread asshole submissions coming!!
“Well we need to talk, don’t we? Cus you boys…you’ve added quite a bit to ya death count, haven’t you?”Ep 50, The Adventure ZoneADDED TO THE DEATH COUNT NO SHIT I’VE DIED A HUNDRED TIMES OVER THESE TWO ASSHOLES Buy Me Coffee | Commission
timelordy-teganbreann: hurpaderp: thearchtivist: Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. In case you needed help shitting yourself. omg that comment though
starman191: Starman191 Bitch you don’t need clothes, take that shit off now
hairypitsclub: I need a hell yeah if you’ve ever gotten your armpit licked and love that shit :3
kellylafox: SEXY LADYBOY NEEDING A SHIT BUT HAS TO HAVE A QUICK TUG Can i helpbwith that
supershrug: peachofficialmusic: oohsnap: queenofsabah: Omfg Bitches be crazyyyy I need to get my flick game up. That shit projectiled 5 ft. It’s all in the wrist, dip and snap.
puppypussy: marcieswetdream: ebonypussies: goddamn that shit wet Beautiful. I reeeeeeally need one of these for… science reasons.
bigcreamythings: I’m here if ya need me. That Shit Looks Good Tho!
videogamedad: yourscientistfriend: THIS IS SO METAL you have the face of beelzebub appearing in your parfait you need to chuck that shit in a fire and bathe in holy water instead of posting it on tumblr smh
yesmissmori: THINX Underwear: Thoughtful underwear with hidden powers. For every pair purchased you fund 7 pads to a girl in need. OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOO
meatgod: curtflirt509: I need this now! Headmistress, meatGod approved Workin that shit
leavingtheshire: hanars: indieintellectual: concerningmishas: I’M SORRY BUT THIS REALLY PISSED ME OFF AND I NEEDED TO VENT. So I liked this page last year for the shits and gigs, as you do. I found it funny, and let slide the few sexist posts. Only
thugkitchen: I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks are toxic and fucking expensive
i need a legit hook up for coke, lately they have been crappy as hell, and that shits not cheap so letmeknoow
skottfrii: Damn. Maybe I need to be restrained and oiled up till I bust. That shit looks fun
savvyifyanasty: essfitcee: nice dick…alotta Cum, need i say more. That shit must have been building up or does he regularly cum a lot… > damn Follow me @ savvyifyanasty.tumblr.com
gspott8: thingspoppylike: justshy: jcoleknowsbest: kreyolcoco: lovewonderbread121: phattygirls: LAWD! OH MY! I need this dress yaaaaaaaaaaas why dont i have friends with asses like this? That Shit Was Sexy As Hell G8 1876
threesomelove: o.o i need a girlfriend who can do that shit lol
lady-bre: daddys-fantasy: eagle1b: I need to find this chick lol… That shit looks great Mmmm ;)
littlemoongoddess: yesmissmori: THINX Underwear: Thoughtful underwear with hidden powers. For every pair purchased you fund 7 pads to a girl in need. OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL
hello-blackyy: Do girls like fingering more or mouth play? Depends on the pussy.. Every vagina has different personality Shit I need that
natsukiplease: I need more embarassed!rin (that shit would hurt though like foreal) click images for high-res
tfw-awped-mid: Over the garden wall was such a good show. No context just needed to bring it up again. Watch that shit if you haven’t, favorite show of all time.
allkindsoffandomshere replied to your post: > Browsing screenshots to try and figure out… I feel like this is a roundabout way of saying everyone that isn’t grandpappy schnee is one of santa’s helpers
broccolibutts:Guys please help, why is my boyfriend so smooth, is he a girl or some shit? Smooth as hell…need that skin
legendarypotat: But the most unrealistic part about Voltron is the fact that Pidge’s glasses haven’t broken or even fallen down her face. What are they even made of?Carbon fiber and some antigravity shit?
I am in Idol HELL, I have spend to much time on that game it’s ridiculous so here’s some drawings of my favs!! I love their dynamic a whole lot, they’re just little shits to each other but in the ‘I care about you’ way lol
jen-iii:I am in Idol HELL, I have spend to much time on that game it’s ridiculous so here’s some drawings of my favs!! I love their dynamic a whole lot, they’re just little shits to each other but in the ‘I care about you’ way lol
i made sure to cover up your stupid gay face because who really needs to see that shit i mean am i right \m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/ - oh my god yes
Things went south and i spent 30 hours sewing (and ended up not getting paid for any of it) and called that the end of our business together for now.. Its left me in rather rough shape to have a friend i had held in such high reguard use me…becaus
is going on in this community lately, like can we please just be nice?? and accepting?? and not so hateful??? Like let’s go back to lifting each other up because being happy and yourself is what cgl is about and we need more of that shit rn.
lady-bre: dunjudgeme1: fatfuckbitch: mrsqueenofhearts26: longandwide: Do you love a big strong man girls ;) DAMN I LOVE IT Now that’s how you handle that shit. lady-bre Oh my damn I need yesss bae
queenxkimberly: One thing I learned is never ever put your relationship problems on social networks .. That shit only makes it more worse than it already is. Nobody needs to know the problems that’s going on in your relationship but the two of you.
romy7: yourcooch: housewifeswag: ohmyyyyy. take that pussy to church. did they really need to show him putting on lip chap? that shit’s not cute. They did.
mrjustchillin: jenniiboo44: sweeetwet: playfully–submissive: knowgoodindividual: Just doing what I love doing! He makes that shit look soooooo good! 😍 😍😍😍😍😍 I need that right now 💦💦💦😝😝 Just came across my video
i hate not being able to smoke weeeed like no matter how much i say na im good or i dont need it; im a fuckin liarrrrrrrrrrrr i miss that shit i got so use to being burnt all the fucking time that now i dont know what the fuck to do with myself. fuck
straightwhiteboyproblems: jakuuuzure: Literally fuck this. The first tweet was THREE. YEARS. AGO. Tumblr needs to learn how to accept that people change. They mess up and then apologize. People change. Stop refusing to accept that. 2013-2014-2015-
I’m going to fucking cry, that Steven Universe promo is probably like one of my favorite things and will probably be everything I want it to be and i am so hyped right now for thursday holy shit I need that episode
reeves3: jen-iii: I’m going to fucking cry, that Steven Universe promo is probably like one of my favorite things and will probably be everything I want it to be and i am so hyped right now for thursday holy shit I need that episode Oh my god. XDI’m
hunkgarrett: me:
one thing you didn’t know about me: I’m an absolute sucker for sports anime omfglike, I love superheroes and shit a lot and sports anime is basically ‘we can defeat anything thru the power of teamwork and friendship!!’ and I am HERE for that
Because it was asked, some Uprising advice because I actually beat that shit on legendary and im never playing that level again EVER..im just going to talk about when you need to protect the payload/the final fight because honestly the first part is hella
Pura verdad I’m DELETING!!!!!!! FUCK THATS MY COUSINS Hahahhahahha So this why I wasn’t good at math..I needed that sweater THIS KID AND HIS FUCKING BROTHER BOTH WEAR THIS SHIT IM DONE MY BOYFRIEND OMFG Omg lol
moveslikejavertt: floofypuppers: x-heesy: soft-stims: https://www.instagram.com/jayecreations/ Uuh I need that shizzle Me; holy shit that’s amazing me when he turns his arms over revealing the toe beans; oh Same
3-apples:ecmajor:UGHTumblrWhy.Why are you a part of this stupid notion that hypersimplification is the way to go, that the pinnacle of streamlined efficiency will be eventually condensing all your shit down into one button to rule them allughit actually
scavenging-otter said: it saddens me that the 2nd movie is pretty shit.Yeah, i didn’t even know there was a second one. I guess it’s that bad…I should probably watch it anyway though, otherwise it will forever remain a mousetery to me
lokid-by-the-winchesters: I like seeing pictures of actors and their stunt double(s). I honestly have no fucking idea why, but seeing that shit cracks me up so much. But Jackie Chan though.. He doesn’t need any of that stunt double bullshit.
maykitz:tumblr patch notes:1. reduced size on images by 80% (you don’t need to see that shit)2. gave polls to 8% of users3. the “view post” feature on overly long posts that got automatically cropped on the dashboard is now broken
yellowpillowcase: beigency: itsstuckyinmyhead: greythegryphon: masculinityissofragile: YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS. Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
