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mabelific: doritosoccermom: ponder-t: Gravity Falls residence and their inability to drink wow we really need new content guys. we still have two more months until JUNE. will we survive this hiatus??? I think not.
ceebee-eebee: stark-tony: stark-tony: peter, walking into tony’s lab: ok so i’m gonna need your help in making an army of robotic spiders that will obey my every command. tony, tired, drinking like his fifth cup of coffee: have you been talking
powerpissing: Some guys use an empty bottle or drinks can if they ever need a piss on a long bus or car journey. As you can see I don’t think I’d be any good at that ;)
krystal-prisms:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:Finding out Madonna has a Tumblr blog immediately followed by the fact she posts every day and gets less than 100 notes per post@madonna is her official
JUST WASHED MY BLANKETS TWO DAYS AGO BECAUSE I HAD DROPPED COFFEE ON THEM BEFORE AND JUST NOW I DROPPED A WHOLE CUP OF ORANGE JUICE ON THEM GAKHSKDKASJHKKLASMCKEKRN
keyboardwarriorprincess: I need feminism because a woman has to stand for 13 hours, can not eat, can not drink, can not stop speaking, can not relieve herself, and can not have assistance with a back brace just to prove to a group of predominantly men
wwonderful: what the fuck is wrong with u people if a person wants to wear a grandpa sweater and a flowercrown while drinking a pumpkin spice latte fucking let them live their life the last thing they probably need is your broke judgmental ass giving
queen-of-dirt: curiooftheheart: plasmalogical:every fucking day on this website you absolute cretins attack me in some awful way i never expected Refrigerating ketchup isn’t needed, just makes it last longer. It’s like soda. Who’s out here drinking
Someone needs to hold your drink
It really is so hard being drunk.. Cause drinking lots of water to help not be hungover but also really hard to tell if I need to pee??? I setup silt can’t tell I think I have to pee?? But idk if I have to a lot or a little and this is why I being
holdmypee: fluffy-omorashi: It really is so hard being drunk.. Cause drinking lots of water to help not be hungover but also really hard to tell if I need to pee??? I setup silt can’t tell I think I have to pee?? But idk if I have to a lot or a little
4th of July wetting scenario: someone is in a really crowded field or park waiting for the fireworks to start. They been drinking at lot and need to pee super badly. As soon as they get up to go the fireworks start and everyone is standing staring up
Just showered and all nice and cozy clean in my pajamas! With a clean diaper on after drinking 3 cups of tea I might need it! ☕️
Mighttt do a hold tonight cause been too stressed and need something relaxing (even tho done like 3 wettings in the pass few days.. ok 2 and 1 weird bed wetting accident but still that’s a lot /)///(\’) But gonna start now so I don’t drink too late
ilikepeedpants: Reasons my boyfriend is an omo-lovers dream 1. He has the smallest bladder. I mean tiny. He’s good with his fluids and tries to drink a lot so he has to pee so often 2. He doesn’t always pee when he needs to. On more than one occasions
iwouldpostomo: So I semi-recently learned that back in ye oldyn tymes before there were alarm clocks, if you didn’t have someone to knock on your window to wake you up, you would just drink a ton of water before bed and be woken up by your need to
omorashisuggestion: You can’t drink any more because you need your hands to hold yourself? That’s okay, I’ll hold the cup for you. *presses cup to your lips and tips water into your mouth*
Kawaii Accidents✌🏻
omorashisuggestion:You can’t drink any more because you need your hands to hold yourself? That’s okay, I’ll hold the cup for you. *presses cup to your lips and tips water into your mouth*
omoghouls: omoghouls:When you drink too much and really need to go but then someone stops you because they have a ‘’’quick’’’ question, which becomes 15 agonizing minutes before your body gives in. They probs ain’t leaving their room
I don’t wanna be alone tonight but ain’t no one around. Just got back to Tampa from Orlando from seeing my ex. Things didn’t go bad. I thought I’d be fine when we said goodbye but loving someone and not being able to be with them is very heartbreaking.
I’m just trying to explore the world, drink with friends, laugh, meet cute people who wanna make out every now and again, and survive the fucking summer. So fuck off with your bad vibes, I don’t need that shit.
reneeee-marie:siderolover: goopgirl: girls are amazing. we give each other things constantly. u need a tampon?? 5 girls will look in their purses! u have dry hands? here use some of my lotion!! oh no are u thirsty?? let’s share my drink!! looking for
mrscreepshow: punkrockbetty: nobeautywithoutsomestrangness: mrscreepshow: Can’t sleep? Be fabulous and drink coffee. woah! OMFG I NEED THAT CUP! ^ I got the cup from petsmart!
you can lead a whore to water and you can bet she’ll drink and follow orders, and I said “is this what you wanted cunt? is this what you needed?” give it some more time
itswalky:itswalky:animay-tiddies:Here’s that one Garfield strip where Jon drinks dog cum just in case you needed itWHY IS IT IN A COFFEE CUP ON THE EXAMINATION TABLEwelp
miniar: mangocreamysoda: amethystuf: can i just say like telling people not to smoke or drink alcohol while they’re pregnant is ableist and classist as fuck and it needs to stop first off the majority of smokers/substance abusers are from disadvantaged
shwlg: ubercharge: genericbanana: what is this, a vending machine for ants? ants need to stay hydrated too Don’t drink from me or my son ever again.
swilkaaaaaahh: people dont need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food and shelter and kindness imho In fact a lot of them are on drugs and a lot drink because of not having food and shelter, its a vicious circle when they have nothing to rely on
dkdevil: This here was a Patreon sketch for CommandThrower for August~ He asked me for @KonoNokoNiko ’s cowgirl having a drink of milk. she’s extremely freaking big though, so she needs a truck full of the stuff. Hope the driver and his passenger
latex-n-more:Boys. I’ve been drinking and I’m here thinking I need some asks. Promise I will be honest.
bbabybbear:I had to make a shortish drive the other day (hour, hour and a half), so I wore a pull-up instead of a diaper. I thought I might not need to go at all if I didn’t take too much to drink before hand. I was……wrong. I flooded my
I had a slight accident at work today ;n; I was on my way back to the store from my lunch break and I needed to pee really bad cus I just can’t stop drinking mountain dew and I had a decent leak before I got out the car. It showed a bit on my butt,
ohmyrashi: as someone who very much enjoys Mean™ omo, one of my fave tropes/tactics to use myself is faux-sympathy that is in fact designed to make things worse “aw, no wonder you need to pee, just think about how much you had to drink! allllll that
chastitylocked: femdom-goddess-worship: Drink it all , you will not get anything else until next time I’ll need to pee. Pretty hot
lovewettingcom: Just one toilet stall One would think that a girl is “safe” in a bar because no matter how much she drinks she can always go to the bathroom and relieve herself whenever she needs to. But what if the bar is small and there’s
omorasheep: Characters who are warned that they shouldn’t drink so much or else they’ll need to pee, but do it anyways, insisting they’ll be fine. They are wrong~
howbaddoyouhavetogo: piss-n-love: My bladder is oh so full!! Ive been drinking and peeing as i needed today and then I stopped and drank two full bottles of water!! Love the huge bladder. Psssssssss
omorashiblog: one of my biggest weaknesses is a person who desperately needs to go, but they still drink anyway. specifically, in a social situation where someone has given them this dirnk (eg. a dinner party). it’s very common for more shy people
the-kittyscarf:don’t you love it when you drink tea/coffee and you pee before you leave, but it’s futile because your body hasn’t had time to process it and you’ll INEVITABLY just need to pee again and badly within the next hour
keepingthewaterin: Traveling…. Had a big very late lunch, didn’t want dinner but walked over to a bar ‘n’ grill and had two beers and some wine. Now in my room drinking soda. Have this feeling deep inside that I really really need to use the
plumpprince:but picture this: a drinking game but instead of shots you eat cupcakes I need this
commongayboy: marxist-meninism: commongayboy: If you need a ride to go somewhere or you’ve had one too many to drink and can’t drive, download Uber on your phone right now, and use the code: CGB95Uber for a FREE ride credit for when you can’t
letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear lgbt+ kids, Just a quick check-in: Did you take your medication? Are you hungry? (And shh, “i’m trying to lose weight” is not an answer!) Do you need a nap or to go to bed early tonight? And drink some liquid,
fattyatomicmutant: drinking-tea-at-midnight: fattyatomicmutant: I hate to say it, but maybe Google Goggles is onto some thing. If the NRA takes off with the “gun that looks like a cell phone” dealie, we may need camera glasses to film the police
direhuman:direhuman:direhuman:direhuman:direhuman:direhuman:direhuman:me as a fae: tricks you into unthinkingly taking the strange food and drink offered to you, because you skipped a meal today and seemed dehydrated so i figured you needed it and had
whiskeyandmisanthropy:Amen Ava, but no need to dirty a glass for me, I’ll drink my whiskey straight from the bottle.Just bury me with whatever’s left. Boom! lol
frlcker: do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”
I’ve been up for 2 hours now and all I want to do is drink about 3 bottles of liquor. Not because I’m depressed or anything, but because I feel like I’m gonna really fucking need it…
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles. And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up. “Drink” it… And no more will come out. So here’s my proposition… YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL
: i need a r e a s o n not to drink.
dem-queer-animals: solar-citrus: CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with
sixfootsix: post last day of lush drinks 🐤 I need your shirt. Take it off
skyelrholzer: oxyroxy: aesthetictrek: ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: notoriouslywild: dominickwhelton: IM LITERALLY SCREAMING I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY BED I need my eyes cleansed… There’s an alternate universe out there where you didn’t
rm-renfield: any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house….. u have my permission…. u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind? u can do that….. wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle? alright
asleepylioness: Green tea and a warm bed is exactly what I needed last night. I love that this club gives me an excuse to drink tea and get naked. Can’t wait to see everyones submissions <3 xx Bud Bud - you look so lovely and relaxed with that
