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slowweaves: youngblackandvegan: validx2: Did this nigga just die and came back to life to turn up damn i love my people Lmao these niggas go to the highschool near me awe
georgiapreach: POPSICKLE!!! She didn’t have any panties on under this short ass dress! She flashed some of that phat donk cheek in the full vid. When I die, somebody please bury me near register 5 at Wow-mart……..smh
So I was in the shower, y'know just minding my own business contemplating life and stuff WHEN THESE TWO HUGE ANTS JUST DROP DOWN FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY AND LAND ON MY ARMS. I NEARLY SLIPPED ON A SCRUBBY TRYING TO FLING THEM OFF. I ALMOST DIED. And
ultrafacts: Nearly 20 years ago, a five-metre-long crocodile laid severely injured on the bank of the Parasmina River in Costa Rica after being shot by a farmer. Luckly for that crocodile, a kind local named Chito couldn’t bear to let him die. Chito
j-x-a: For her, his reply meant that everything else just didn’t matter anymore. That this—their gazes, his touch, her near tears, that pulsing life—was enough.Belated Happy Birthday @lilmikomiko ! I’ve been dying to make a fanart for Conspuu
blondebrainpower: Anthony Bourdain, the gifted chef, storyteller and writer who took TV viewers around the world to explore culture, cuisine and the human condition for nearly two decades, has died. He was 61. CNN confirmed Bourdain’s death on Friday
sixpenceee: Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with a nontoxic dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.
did-you-kno: Chris Farley was the original voice of Shrek. He’d recorded nearly 90% of his lines before he died, but instead of having an impersonator record the remaining lines, they hired Mike Myers and completely re-wrote the film. You can
allysdaddy: ixyukixi: mashyspikeplates: coleytangerina: Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with NONTOXIC dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists. is this minecraft
beggars-opera: seashellronan: there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree
riggu: Digging the Future by Matjaz Krivic“Yakuba (16) emerges from a 50m deep hole after another gruelling 14-hours work day underneath the panorama of western Burkino Faso. Last year his uncle and two of his friends died when a mine near by collapsed.
buzzfeedreader: – “Bullet Points,” Jericho Brown Jericho Brown is the recipient of a Whiting Writers Award and fellowships from the Radcliffe Institute for Advanced Study at Harvard University and the National Endowment for the Arts. His poems
cruello: A dog named “Leão” sits for a second consecutive day, next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the disastrous landslides in Brazil, at the cemetery in Teresopolis, near Rio de Janiero, on Jan. 15, 2011.
A dog named Leao sits for a second consecutive day at the grave of her owner who died in the disastrous landslide near Rio de Janeiro on january 2011… (via) So sad…
somethingslammin: insanitybreach: Quick reminder that Mikasa is 15 She’s watched her mother be killed twice She’s nearly lost Eren twice Her father is also dead and her adoptive one disappeared she’s 15 her adoptive mother’s dying words were
No need to worry peoples! I just cut the front for more than one reason…. 1. Easier to wear a hat 2. Less hair = less unbearable heat 3. One step closer to the look I’ve been trying to reach Possible hair dying/bleaching in the near future.
drakemogie: imninm: blackberryshawty: Oh my god None of these are near me I’m dying!!!! of all places in cali
coleytangerina: Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with non-toxic dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists. Just like minecraft o.o
nymphadoralupin: i don’t think andromeda tonks gets anywhere near enough credit i mean first of all she goes against everything her family believes in and marries a muggle born, then during the second war her husband dies, followed then by her only
Haven’t seen my best friend in like five years and tonight I nearly break his foot in a stupid drunken joke. Gonna dwell on it til I die
Found these at the Giant Eagle near my college, almost died. I haven’t had yogurt in 2 years! I will say it looked slightly strange, mostly because I’m used to white, thick yogurt but it taste delicious!! The vanilla flavor is super rich,
weavemama: me finally making it through 2016 knowing that i damn near could’ve died from the mental distress
mlder: I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. Blade Runner,
sixpenceee:Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with a nontoxic dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.
carne-vore: I’m forever blowing bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air, They fly so high, Nearly reach the sky, Then like my dreams, They fade and die. Fortune’s always hiding, I’ve looked everywhere, I’m forever blowing bubbles, Pretty bubbles in
lidi-photos:fyeahsherlockandjohn: 221B Here dwell together still two men of noteWho never lived and so can never die:How very near they seem, yet how remoteThat age before the world went all awry.But still the game’s afoot for those with earsAttuned
writingthatilike: Nobody But Youby Charles Bukowski nobody can save you butyourself.you will be put again and againinto nearly impossiblesituations.they will attempt again and againthrough subterfuge, guise andforceto make you submit, quit and/or die
theguiltthatconsumes: ladyofoverwood: elbronie: BLESS THIS MAN I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF omg the truth behind these vines THE FUCKING LasT ONe HELP ME IM DYinG
awkwardsituationist: flowers and a prayer are offered to a female elephant who died december 20, 2013, after being hit by a train as her herd was crossing a railway track near india’s deepor beel wildlife sanctuary. it is not uncommon in northeastern
hobgoblinhero: mashyspikeplates: coleytangerina: Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with NONTOXIC dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists. is this minecraft is this
comebacknow: YOU KNOW WHO DOESN’T GET NEARLY ENOUGH GOD DAMN RECOGNITION??? MOTHERTRUCKIN’ KISSIN’ KATE BARLOW. this bitch stole men’s treasure, killed them, kissed them and when she died — she went the most painful way ON PURPOSE and fucking
8 years, 64 songs, 32 covers, 20 singles, 9 tours (nearly 10) , 5 albums, 4 live DVDs, 19 music videos, 23 Awards. MCFLY never dies.
buckychrist:ned leeds telling his teacher that he was watching porn on the school computers instead of revealing that he was helping peter parker aka spiderman is the most ride or die shit and isn’t talked about nearly enough. ned’s loyalty to peter
angryintellectual: textpostsrus: The human body recreates itself every six months, nearly every cell and bone dies and is replaced. You are not who you were last September.
chismosite:the US is creating a worse and worse housing crisis just to maintain its status quo of working yourself near to death or else we’ll let you die faster
mayflower-gal:serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty: “I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”-Stephen
teamsharoncarter: teamsharoncarter: straight white guy shot in chest near his heart twice at point blank range: writer’s say he lives lesbian is shot in stomach with a stray bullet: writer’s say she dies straight white guy stabbed in heart with
thesilencedmasses:pissvortex:praying that elon dies in a random chimp event in the near future
coleytangerina: Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with NONTOXIC dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.
shellstrop: The day you left for Frankfurt, I almost died. Some kind of near-death experience. And it was so easy, I could have just slipped away. Then I had a vision of you. I came back for you.
superbluebadger: adoxographist: destinydeoxys: one of the most adorable moments in pokemon Ash Ketchum nearly froze to death. They’re just claiming part of his body to consume for when he dies, Bulbasaur chose the right place.
subvocaloscillations: comebacknow: YOU KNOW WHO DOESN’T GET NEARLY ENOUGH GOD DAMN RECOGNITION??? MOTHERTRUCKIN’ KISSIN’ KATE BARLOW. this bitch stole men’s treasure, killed them, kissed them and when she died — she went the most painful
nwadadnama: dbvictoria: cranniesinmybrain: loki-on-a-cloud: Loki’s Minions part 2! I nearly spat chicken and rice soup on my laptop reading through this giftset. I has a happy I am dying laughing!!! I love the Minions! They always cheer me up.
bluemilkandtea: “The human body recreates itself every six months. Nearly every cell and bone dies, and is replaced. You are not who you were last November. “
iamshadowthehedgehog: it took nearly two fucking days to get through team rocket hq only to die with giovanni at one pokemon with one HP left
shelbiedimond: I have died and gone to Lingerie Heaven… Star Lift by @ditavonteese - my 3rd set from her Von Follies line and it is quite possibly my favorite. Sorry for the rushed photo! I will be doing a “real” shoot in the near future. Can one
exerforger: grannypornfiles: Find mature hookups near you: http://bit.ly/1n2pix4 Die will ich wohl ficken!
the-barrens-are-ours: You know, at this point let’s just hope they abandon the canon IT story all together for Chapter Two. Stan killing himself? Eddie dying? Mike nearly getting killed by Henry? Bill cheating on his wife? Them all forgetting each
proudliteraryaddict: vampireapologist: also I think it’s important we realize that being nice to children needs to also apply into their teenage years. when I was 17, five months after my dad had died in a house fire and I lost my home and we nearly
jaxxgarcia: I was performing as Jigsaw the next day and needed a tricycle. Somehow I nearly got banned from walmart and a bird died in the process
Concerts You get crushed to the point you think you’re going to die. You struggle breathing in between thousands of people. You queue for hours on end to get near the front. You travel ridiculous distances to see your favourite bands. You sweat and
one-time-i-dreamt: one-time-i-dreamt: I had an accident close to a school, I was in car that crashed near and the magnitude of the impact was so bad that my body flew through a window and landed in the middle of a classroom. I knew I was going to die
