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latteos: iama3rd: latteos: My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to the screenshot you accidentally sent.
br0lan: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: spexote: what if after you die you get stats like words said total: 21,390,459 pushups done: 1.3 hours spent crying: 238 1.3 pushups
laynethomasstaley: Layne called me one day after he’d given me Facelift and said, “So what do you think about the tape?” (I replied) “I think there’s a sleeper on that album.” - a song that was going to creep up on people. “It’s called
slovvbro: staayyggolden: slovvbro: What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D: Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together? have u ever fuckin heard of a double date
boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
the-dick-lord-levi: So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” And
cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry” and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway
skynyrd007: The day Johnny died, he still knew exactly what was going on. Eddie was staying at the house and he said to me that morning, “I don’t want you and Eddie to go to lunch. I want you to be here.” He spoke to [friend] Lisa Marie Presley
wanktissue: remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do
snapchatting: my aunt was like “are you guys up for popsicles?” and my brother said “yeah i’m down” but my aunt didn’t know what that meant so she was like “i’m sorry you’re feeling depressed”
communistbakery: shinyjpg: Today I mentioned Darren Wilson to my friend and she said “who?” She seriously had no idea who he was and what is going on. She doesn’t go on twitter/tumblr, and hadn’t even heard of the protests. Just shows how
bettyfelon: wholegrainlofat: dkthingsetc: This just happened in Davis Square station: this cop was following a black kid and when the kid (who did nothing), asked him why, he said “what, are you gonna say ‘hands up don’t shoot’?” Please spread
tayloracleswift: What is the thought process behind The Interview…like James Franco and Seth Rogen were sitting around and said “hey you wanna make a movie about assassinating a dangerously unstable dictator? Like an actual living man who rules a
wearys: so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and
theboywhofangirled: I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”
drtanner:queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”
infamous-legacy: Iggy: “but T.I. said they wouldnt ask me to..” T.I.: “I’m sorry my little sour cream, idk what’s going on”
therewerebirds:triflesandparsnips: This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were. “I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had
ohremus:if you’re ever worried about what you wanna do after college just remember that my best friend graduated and said “i wanna be a mermaid” and now she performs as a mermaid in aquarium shows please let your wildest dreams come true
laynethomasstaley:Layne, aged four, once asked me, “Mom, what’s it like when you die?” In my infinite wisdom (I was 23) I said, “Well, Honey, I think it might be like when you’re born. You get too big for the old space and you get pushed out
baraskank:oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING
sugarcubesaresexy: What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and this girl yelled YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER
muffmcmuffin: amhypnotic: zanythoughts: Effective. ^ What she said. I honestly don’t have to add anything more… I mean, just imagine if this were to happen as you were being tranced by an eye contact induction… @thementalconfetti @maxiedoll
I kinda want you to go fuck yourself. But I also kinda want you to start talking to me again because I miss you. But I know you’re not the same person you used to be. And I don’t think it’s in a good way….
platypusinplaid: me, age 5: I wanna make a new year’s revolution my mom: haha you mean “resolution” sweetie me, organizing the rebellion of the masses: I know what I said
weaselle:milfphasma-deactivated20210816:simonalkenmayer:thats-what-sidhe-said:repost-this-image:timmisny:cundtcake:albertserra:theocseason4:Screaming .. whatThis person thinking a 赨-300 bag means you’re the 1%yeahI’m sitting here boggling at
do-not-open-til-christmas: Yeah, I know what I said, but it looks so good on you! Be honest, if I just give you the key, wouldn’t it be anticlimactic? I mean, after all this time. shouldn’t you at least have to jump through a few hoops or something,
onesubsjourney: latteos: iama3rd: latteos: My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to the screenshot you
jaclcfrost: what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
My brother: calls me Mr. or something else masculine Me: yea? Him: you’re not gonna comment? Me: on what? Him: I called you Mr. Me: yea? And? I’m a demigirl, it’s really not much of a big deal to me Him: Demi? As in a demigod? Me: no,
pjercethevejl: outoflife-outofmind: pjercethevejl: cosmopolitanmagazine: WTF Is Taylor Swift Doing? getting down Don’t you mean wtf is lorde doing Thats WHAT I SAID
traitor: officialwhitekids: latteos: iama3rd: latteos: My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to the
lumos5001: lumos5001: i think something has gone wibbly wobbly timey wimey here… NO YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND I PAYED FOR TWO OF THESE GUYS AND ENDED UP WITH 38 EXTRA I MEAN THE WEBSITE SAID SPECIFICALLY ONLY ON FIGURE PER ORDER AND IDK WHAT HAPPENED
sherlockthedancingmachine: completo-no-incompleto: sherlockthedancingmachine: hunnybunchesofgoats: WAIT WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK DID MYCROFT MEAN WHEN HE SAID, “THE OTHER ONE” IS NOBODY PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS FUCKERY EXCUSE ME they had another
blackandblu: alwaysbewoke: Just because a man won’t take you yelling at him like he’s a child in public doesn’t mean “niggas aint shit” Just because a man won’t stand for you slapping him because you didn’t like what he said doesn’t
maleenkatharina: schneewixxchen: latteos: iama3rd: latteos: My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to
canifillyourholes: “I hope you’re ready to be a daddy, asshole! You apparently don’t know what the word ‘ovulating’ means, ” she said sarcastically. “Yes I do, bitch, and I didn’t pull out on purpose. Your job is to get pregnant.
jaclcfrost:what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
euo: “Daddy’s really sorry about what he said in the other room, he didn’t mean any of it!” The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) dir. Martin Scorsese
Kaitlyn lay on her bed, looked at Mr. Crude and said, “Instead of going out for Halloween, how would you feel about staying and home and, you know?”“If by ‘you know’ means what I think it does, that sounds great to me. Care to be more specific
lilydoepotter: “Yeah, I see what you mean, Remus,” said a bald black wizard standing furthest back - he had a deep, slow voice and wore a single gold hoop in his ear - “he looks exactly like James."“‘Except the eyes,”
I’m not gonna be your sometimes.. ✌️
domnator2: What you said last night, you mean it?
viagoteach:I love when stede is ready to fight izzy in a fucking duel and is like “you’ve taught me well” and ed just says “not that well”. I mean, ed really said “babe, I love you but you have no idea what you are
latteos:iama3rd: latteos: My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to the screenshot you accidentally sent.