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crystallized-teardrops: i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
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supamuthafuckinvillain: This nigga was a straight stoner
sofiaauditores: *inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
ralph21721: fennecwolfox: sexualdollface: translikeuswereborntorun: secretlifeofageekygirl: Literally the best bromance to ever bromance I have a lot of feels about turk and jd. Yeah they were both straight but they loved each other and it never
veddieeddie: cornellingus: eddie-vedder-is-god: What’s he doin? *tour guide lady voice* and if you look just straight ahead you will see eddie vedder showing us just how grunge he is, by not brushing his hair. stone doesn’t have to deal with
grxviity: plaid-suits-and-paisley-ties: Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough. stared at these for half an hour straight
eddie-vedder-is-god: Mike looks like a straight up vato. Matt’s like a greaser saying “what’s up sup” Ed’s like “I’m to cool for this” Jeff looks like he’s hiding something Stone. Stone is just filled with total sass. He’s like “I’m
princess-kayjay: I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think
sluttygrandma: do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes
tyelr: My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed
punkassliam: when straight guys go to a 1D concert
bakrua: do you ever just discover a new band and you listen to their song and you can tell straight away and you just sit there in complete silence as your entire soul shifts and your entire being begins to beat intune to the sudden new music and your
tapdancers: Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
antisjwyellowfang: Just your daily reminders: Racists are a problem White people are not Homophobes are a problem Straight people are not Transphobes are a problem Cis people are not Sexists are a problem Men are not And most importantly, Hating
dangerhamster: safety-officer-barto: marimoid: omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen
coagulates: the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality
godtie: DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR?? IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME? DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR? DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES OF ME ABOVE THIS? THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE
sgt-thundercunt: carryonmy-assbutt: brennacedria: naturepunk: I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un” “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un” why does that gif even exist
lostboys5sos: thetremblingofmyhand: if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF
nagisahazukiswimclub: straight boys a summary
traynors: you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
homieloversaint: five-head: Steal his look: Fred the Fish Gucci Leather straight-leg pant-Ū,300 Hermes Collier de Chien leather belt-Ū,325 I’m really starting to hate yall 😭
radikari: what haircuts tell you about sexuality: straight girls all have long hair lesbians always have short hair bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk pansexuals put pans on their
ignitionremix: why are straight white boys so against pumpkin spice? maybe they should be against other things like I don’t know date rape?
kkslided: one time this girl from twitter visited my town and me and my brother were both wearing the dress i made and she left almost straight away omg
tampontampoff: why do straight boys think their opinion on girls clothes matters at all….. do they really think their nike socks and cargo shorts grant them authority on fashion….. get out of my face
mrrightandmrbubble: The year is 2024, Pearl Jam have been playing one set for a decade straight and no one’s got it in them to ask them to stop.
clannyphantom: *takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
princestyle: vriskamindfangserket: princestyle: So this weirdo skyped for 3 hours and I snapped the entire thing. dude i feel this so hard. dude came in one night and straight up started watching porn. me and my coworker were like “is he doing this??
giannigaga: when straight guys cover songs by female artists and don’t change the pronouns
tearsofgoldandcrownoflilies: ebonybyg: bingedrunk: when straight people talk to gays when you’re one of the five black kids at your school ^^^^^^
partifoul: birchsoda: nazmat: hotanimebabe: straight dudes 100 percent of their lives I didn’t think people like this actually existed Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright
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straightwhiteboyproblems: saxymama: why do straight white boys take so many pictures with fish Because whoever has the biggest and best fish gets the hottest girl
rexuality: OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking
gilmourize: “your waist is so tiny omg how do you do that!!!?” i lie in bed for 10 hours straight with my computer and eat junk food like every weekendd and i never ever exercise
theanti90smovement: *straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
the-chubby-nerd: weloveshortvideos: breathalyzer test I went straight from completely unamused to wheezing real fucking fast Jesus
geneticallyidenticals: geneticallyidenticals: this ship is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes
polxroidimxge: Straight boys trying to get you to cum
redditfront: Let’s set things straight.
overlypolitebisexual: why do straight people always reblog pictures of some petite girls thighs with a big horrible sweaty veiny dude hand on them pushing her skirt up a tad you guys are fucked up that’s not remotely sexy
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
ofthisblogiwillsoongrowtired: I’d just like to point out to any heterosexual men I offend that I actually have a straight male friend so like, I’m cool
oreimo: My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed
unfollowfriday: when a straight guy wants to show you something on youtube
lydiajaneparris: In May 1995, “People magazine” placed Jeff Buckley 12th of the “50 most beautiful of the world”. Straight away Jeff went on to dye his hair black and stopped washing it, he wanted to become “ugly”. He wished to be loved
animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
zoneruners: if ur insistent that gerard is cis and pete is straight and if u try ur hardest to prove all band members to be cishet i want u to think for a second why ur so desperate to make sure that none of ur favs r queer/trans
comcasting: My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
altusmages: altusmages: My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to
cakeandrevolution: I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
saevitas: be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand
punavoidable:THE SHARK ON THE RIGHT IS STRAIGHT UP KILLIN’ IT AND THE SHARK ON THE LEFT JUST HAS NO FCKING CLUE WHAT HE’S DOINGTHIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY OMFG
ambxrlily: “Bro, I’m Telling You, The Date Was Going Well, And Then She Straight Up Turned Into A Latias.”
jackaloper:thethespacecoyote: I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
youstartedafire: jesliey:homosaurus-rex:homosaurus-rex:It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it
obamac0re: gothgirlsgettingmoney:My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality
