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ladynehemah: horniests4: He lets so much cum in me Kate Honestly…I can’t lie, I’m a little envious of her. I mean…Jesus, if there was any doubt of how much he wanted her, you can see it dripping away with each extra rope of his semen you
jeanlubipieguski: *cough cough* I mean they all need to work out in army right
bitchlyps: prettylittleheartbeat: gabrieltakethewheel: hhooLLLY SHIT THIS MY SISTER, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY SISTER. MY SISTER HAS A 10,000 NOTE GIFSET ABOUT HER JESUS I AM DYING . update: I AM ON THE PHONE WITH HER AND JUST SENT HER THIS AND I’M NOT
phoenixwrong: this looks fu- sweet pissing jesus
brentwalker092: goldinhart: Holy fuck Did you maybe mean “JESUS holy fuck!!!” :)
thepyemancometh: So I didn’t really mean to burst in on my daughter but I heard moaning and stuff and thought she was hurt - or maybe sick …. I mean jesus she should have locked the damn door right? As for the webcam? … Uh….shit …geeze ….no
xrayeyesblue: happyeunuch: You have taken a vow of celibacy Father, prove to us your devotion…pull the cord yourself for Satan <giggle> errr, I mean jesus! xrayeyesblue: The images that I post or repost on my blog will give you a good idea
punispompouspornpalace: Since as far as I know, that can mean basically any combination of those three, I just…well. #long post BONUS: Woah, too soon much, Eridan? Also: I laughed so hard at the original sketch when I put Eridan’s and Cronus’
darktwinteeko: captainlonglake: high-functioningfangirl: Justice Finishing Pose by Thor & Loki (Thor the Dork World)“I am the great Saiyaman!!!” [x] [x] wtf are you two dorks doing go home i mean jesus christ [SCREAMING] NOT EVEN
nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
darktwinteeko: captainlonglake: high-functioningfangirl: Justice Finishing Pose by Thor & Loki (Thor the Dork World)“I am the great Saiyaman!!!” [x] [x] wtf are you two dorks doing go home i mean jesus christ [SCREAMING]
teoami: grossxgirl: expensivethursday: grossxgirl: fat girls doing whatever the fuck they want 2k16 All* i said fat girls for a fucking reasonwe can’t have anything jesus christme: “Hey, fat girls are cute”You: “OMG WHAT ABOUT ME AREN’T
kingcheddarxvii: Me: bless me father for I have sinned Priest: what’d u do Me: I drew myself as an anime boy Priest: that’s not a sin. Jesus loves anime Me: really? oh thank God. I brought a drawing of it actually Priest: it’s really good. I
tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a
benedictusantonius: I mean… Jesus…
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
beautiful-blue-eyed-girl: Do you think this nighty is short enough sonotme33? I mean jesus….I want my ass to pop, ya know😉😈
kawaiiserket: devotedcrow: wow andrew hussie is really sexist i mean jesus look at how weak he makes the females how can anyone say he isnt sexist oh wow and how cowardly he makes them how frail and weak never have i seen anything more sexist
What'chu mean you don’t fuck with Flocka? Then I suppose that means I don’t fuck with you.
[drops in front of your computer screen] tag your fics for character death jesus fucking christ
reload9-yohji: The 3rd Anniversary Biolabs04 !! (6.12.2012 update)祝・生体4F実装3周年って事でお絵かきした4F男性キャラ。[Ragnarok Online]
dodokotka: prince-roni-macaroni: fun fact: In Finland we have a nickname for duct tape. We call it jeesusteippi or jesari which literally means “Jesus tape” because it does miracles. what jesus tape won’t heal, god has abandoned.
deepfriedfuckpotato: mostlyhydratrash: snommelp: geekandmisandry: cerealkillerrr: freikorps: The pope is a FUCKING HERETIC Ya he’s fucking shit, he is a large part of the reason the Roman Catholic church is declining I mean he’s straight
celinequeenofrhuttlia: one-to-tennant: TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever. Count the shadows
ssjdebusk: bloody-men-with-blue-eyes: oomshi: if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYING there will never be another spn reaction gif that rivals this one for accuracy because I mean jesus
kroniid-dofaas: freckledprince-ofjinae: Are we really going to fight over whether or not people think Marco is dead? Why can’t people have their own theories? and if you don’t agree just ignore it? I mean jesus I don’t share half my theories on
ccal: OMG what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? Tell me his exact words I’m freaking out https://www.instagram.com/ccal.s/
I mean, as a Christian, God & Trump would probably be good friends…
polyvinylmonster: Inspired by this brilliant post. I’ll do the other ones as well. It’s also my first Koujaku fanart I mean I’m not really a huge fan of him but it felt really great when I was drawing him and his gorgeous hair aaa aaaa
companionofbreath: I’ve come to the conclusion that morphing Jensen Ackles with anyone will enhance their attractiveness 10x i mean jesus freakin christ on a cracker And I mean anyone seriously? omg are yoU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!?
otayurism: nikyforov: otayurism: nikyforov: “And maybe Yurio was loved by that god”…WHAT DOES THIS MEAN KUBO [x] YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS GRANDMAMUM SHANE. I WANT REAL ANSWERS CINNA. NOT FAKE NEWS OR ALTERNATIVE FACTS……COLD HARD CANON
supernaturallyshippingdestiel: the-fandoms-are-cool: companionofbreath: I’ve come to the conclusion that morphing Jensen Ackles with anyone will enhance their attractiveness 10x i mean jesus freakin christ on a cracker And I mean anyone seriously?
ghostbeez: apracticalman: quadrangledreality: psilentasincjelli: bmehay: finefox: pizza pizza pizza Finally an oversexualized male Halloween costume #DICK IN A BOX none pizza with left beef Jesus CHRIST I think you mean Jesus CRUST #I’m here
lokiwholockfactory: dean-and-samwinchester: beaupansie: dean-is-an-assbutt: tinventari: foreverthesluttiestkids: celinequeenofrhuttlia: one-to-tennant: TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS THE FUCK WERE
jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
indoorplantmom: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos tacos jesus
justsirpsycho: future-cougar:janesaddic: What does jfc mean?john frusciante cares?jimmy fabricates condoms?jane’s fluffy cat?joshua’s facetious cartoon?So many possibilities, the world will never knows JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I WISH I KNEW John
astral-jesus: “The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” -Carl Sagan. astral-jesus
jesus-lizard-journal:senketsu-jutsu:………………….this is complete coincidence though because napoleon didn’t deal well against ice types.
castielcampbell:fragile-fallen-angel:ya-boi-strider:Somebody needs to give that guy an awardHe just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.jesus took the wheel and hauled
shooshedpappings: ghostbeez: apracticalman: quadrangledreality: psilentasincjelli: bmehay: finefox: pizza pizza pizza Finally an oversexualized male Halloween costume #DICK IN A BOX none pizza with left beef Jesus CHRIST I think you mean Jesus
hopelesslyhiddled: companionofbreath: I’ve come to the conclusion that morphing Jensen Ackles with anyone will enhance their attractiveness 10x i mean jesus freakin christ on a cracker And I mean anyone seriously? omg are yoU FUCKING KIDDING
yeffyaboyuice: oh-cecil-oh: jesus christ did u mean jesus crust
April 6, 2015 - Utada Hikaru Confirms She Has No Idea What The Lyrics To The English Version Of "Simple And Clean" Are Supposed To Mean
i fucking hate when my mom even brings Jamie up even when its not in a mean way. like WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER. no youre not trash talking her ‘cause you like her but COME ON.
rosu: freyahere: theoddmentemporium: A well-meaning octogenarian has stunned art experts after taking it upon herself to restore a treasured century-old fresco - with distinctly amateurish results. Elias Garcia Martinez’s depiction of Jesus has
sapphic-crux: I wanted Tess to be happy. I mean I don’t blame the both of them, look at Lexy… I mean JESUS that Australian accent! THOSE looks! Her nice supple, amazing breasts… I mean she is funny too! xD
kittenfossils: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE HE MEANS NYMPHOMANIAC I CANT
herpowerisherown: apostlemage: pyramidslayer: look what you can buy There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans
okay so I was looking for name meanings because of reasons but then I came across the Marco link so I decided to take a look out of curiosity: So basically the name Marco means “warrior” in latin (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
equalistmako: working at a hotel means sometimes guests leave weird shit behind and you’ve gotta be the first jerk to point out that maybe they’re connected