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lostbutchbrat: Thinking about cuddling a butch while were both really horny and starting to grind against them while trying to get on top. They’d smirk at me and tell me “sweetheart, that’s not how this works,” before flipping me onto my back,
moonsilked:god i want to be fucking railed. just spread open and pounded until literally all thoughts leave my brain. thank you.
gothcostco: just-shower-thoughts: The phrase “dont objectify women” literally uses “women” as the object of the sentence.
lady-eve: I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing. Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever. But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not
butmuhgains: lejacquelope: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: feminismshmeminism: brownies4myybrownie: Oh… Because I thought…… 👀 Hey you; Nice crop job there, asshole. You literally took something that was meant to convey “There’s an Annie in
kittycvndy: thought this was a bit too frisky; but, fuck it. literally I think u have a beautiful ass
consp1racy: i thought this scene was really nice for a number of reasons the fact that asami goes to avatar korra park after that awful encounter with hiroshi really speaks volumes. she could have gone to her mansion, her office, literally ANYWHERE to
gothamcitygays: doodlebonez: fiddleabout: avatarparallels: little gifts for the bae. #and then there’s asami Bolin: Classic romanticAang: Thoughtful romanticSokka: ‘I tried’ romanticZuko: ‘I literally just found this next to me’ romanticAsami:
notes2myhotwife: coolcumgiver: good party Damn I love bareback gangbangs. If you were my GF, would you want me to organize parties like this for you? Does it turn you on that I get hard at the thought of guys literally lining up to fuck you?
slidingstop:youtube-nuggets:alltimebestfriend:dictiosus:nudityandnerdery:givememountaindew:Another Anxiety Zine Preview! The anxiety harassment thing- I didn’t realize that was anxiety for literally years. I just thought that was normal. Ugh. Anxiety
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
bornofsaltandsmoke: scooby-dooby-who: pizzaforpresident: creeds-thoughts: I like how America is freaking out like “AHHH SAME SEX MARRIAGE AHH TAXED HEALTH CARE OMG AHHHHHH!!! THE WORLD WILL BURN!!” and literally right next to them is their most
kissingeverysinglenight: thekpnc: kissingeverysinglenight: if you’re ever feeling down about ur parents doing a shit job,just know my mum and dad thought my birthday was the 14th of August for the first 6 years of my life, and literally my entire
bluesigma: rynnay: Just an easy trick I learned a few years ago that I thought I’d share. May not work 100% all the time, but works well for simple hand/arm placement. MY FACE LITERALLY DROPPED THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT
erensboobs: jeanmarcoing: wendygirlyoumoveme: haVE U EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW FUNNY AND REDUNDANT THE TERM “COLOSSAL TITAN” IS out of fucKING CONTEXT LIKE??? IT LITERALLY MEAN S “BIG BIG” EVERYONE RUN HERE COMES…. big big……. long time
nyehs: i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet
cameoamalthea: adriofthedead: wendygirlyoumoveme: haVE U EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW FUNNY AND REDUNDANT THE TERM “COLOSSAL TITAN” IS out of fucKING CONTEXT LIKE??? IT LITERALLY MEAN S “BIG BIG” EVERYONE RUN HERE COMES…. big big……. God
diaemyung: Literally, I thought that was one of Western dessert.
sarahkeilman94: when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
corruptedchangeling: Well I just got a cleffa through wonder trade named ‘yourself’. At first i thought it was gonna be some weird sassy thing, but then it said “Take good care of yourself!” And just. Wow. That was literally one of the nicest
adriofthedead: wendygirlyoumoveme: haVE U EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW FUNNY AND REDUNDANT THE TERM “COLOSSAL TITAN” IS out of fucKING CONTEXT LIKE??? IT LITERALLY MEAN S “BIG BIG” EVERYONE RUN HERE COMES…. big big…….
pyxis-nautica: stonecoldstunning: I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED
just-shower-thoughts: Literally everything you have ever done has led to you reading this sentence.
guzzleketchup: oK it was 4am and i thought “what if sans got embarassed about being flustered talking to toriel around literally anybody else even before meeting her for real” and somehow i ended up with. this
heiru: nancydrewofficial: haveyoubeentobahia: fire-blast-pegasus: pyxis-nautica: stonecoldstunning: I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET
prismatic-bell: hijabby: I can’t believe white people literally have to go to college to realize the genocide of the first Nation people happened. Like y'all thought they all just stopped having kids and slowly became a small population? Like you
paradisiak: just-shower-thoughts: As an adult, I can quite literally do whatever I want to, but I always end up wanting to just go home. I’ve never seen anything more accurate
Me to myself: don’t forget you left your keys in your work locker. You need them to get into your apt. DO NOT FORGET THEMMe, walking home: FUCK!
pervocracy: motorizedmycologist: denzelle: denzelle: for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in
sissybitchbrides: This pretty boi used to love being “one of the girls” until the girl he had a crush on took that a little literally. He thought that she was always putting him the friendzone, but what she really wanted from her sissy boi bff was
mythicgeek: whippedcloudsofcream: funnyordie: via Cop v. Black Guy What’s really sad here, is that the only unrealistic thing about this, is that the Stormtrooper hit his mark. ^ that is literally the first thought I had about this.
trublulotus: blkoutqueen: blackgirlwithglasses: I woke up this morning and my first thought was literally “I got into USC..and NYU..I got in..” And both for screenwriting I still can’t believe it. These are supposed to be the two best film schools
verineart: lawfulgoodness: a-wandering-minstrel: yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece. Some other gems
sophmoreslump: fvesos: I never thought I’d ever read anything as miraculous as this I LITERALLY KNOW HIM HE’S MY FRIENDS BROTHER THIS 100% TRUE I REMEMBER IT HAPPENING
sinbadism: the-thought-emporium-imperial: jahgo: afloweroutofstone: argumate: cassogonecrazy: Literally my favorite vine I’ve passed over the chance to reblog this Vine enough times that I finally have to bite the bullet. Six shots in six seconds.
ma-at-thought: joshsundquist: How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater I really wish my future father-in-law used the internet more because this guy would have him in constant hysterics.
haveitjoeway: at first I thought they literally named their Blastoise, “Thursday”.
just-shower-thoughts: “Damn Daniel” is literally the 2016 version of “what r thooose”
blackblocberniebros: class-struggle-anarchism: meme over folks Humor has gotten so abstract at this point that at first I thought this was an actual meme made by like, internet jokesters, not a literal paid advertisement.
tj-593: tj-593: Liz you have MELK VOICE. Be it known that John literally rocked sweatpants last night because he thought he was checking his clothes, and didn’t.
kierongillen: aroluna: inspired by this because when I saw it this is literally what I thought it was gonna say Seriously - “SHE IS BEAUTY/SHE IS GRACE/SHE WILL PUNCH YOU/IN THE FACE” is a good tagline for an America ongoing.
cj-sewers: this is literally my thought process like all of the time
bedwettinggirl12: literal-ghost: journeyofthepoet: thebestoftumbling: When Leia Isn’t Home (x) This better not get cut out of the new movie. I saw the clarinet and thought “please be what I hope it is”.I was not disappointed. This made
barackfuckingobama: catching-escaped-thoughts: o4z: The biggest asshole in cartoon history. ^^^ Like really, do you not have anything to drink at home he literally lives IN WATER JUST SWALLOW YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER
americxan-horror-story:americxan-horror-story:heliolisk: american-fuckin-horror-story: i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this this deserves 12 oscars and a potato since this has 200k I’m about to literally do the whole song you thought i was
ughtree: de4fening: piratenunteruns: alecstasy: my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful this it’s literally scary how much this post is me this is so perfect wow
notpicturepostcardjpj:boverbearing:The Devil over Revel. My demonic imp whispering homosexy thoughts into my head. Get behind me, Devil! Literally! #borevel #gayMon entrée préférée du dernier Gay Homoerotic Challenge de Dale Lazarov.My favourite
naomster:nineprotons:westcoast-sunrunner:weloveshortvideos:He tripped outShe literally said something in feline. She had to have This certainly got my cats’ attention. it looks so betrayed “i thought we were friends human”
diarrheaworldstarhiphop: feminismshmeminism: brownies4myybrownie: Oh… Because I thought…… 👀 Hey you; Nice crop job there, asshole. You literally took something that was meant to convey “There’s an Annie in every little girl, any of you
mrsweasley: Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies. Literally the most epic part of the entire thing. I never thought they’d top James Bond parachuting with The Queen, but then they fucking did, and I lost it.
givingblowjobs: freeparadise: he is so hot omfg i thought i wrote that b/c that’s literally something i woud say
jarethqueenbitch: marinashutup: therealmalika: yall are really fucking shit up for me i thought this was gonna be a prolife post but it was literally just the cycle of chicken incubation That got pretty horrifying
guilty-daydreamer: bluntasaurus-sex: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS
squeakity: myrandomfunnypics: Will Smith’s thoughts about today’s teenagers I feel like literally everyone except Jaden Smith knows he’s talking about Jaden Smith
joshpeck: dracumon: you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when
