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kittysmashh:A skirt that is too freaking short (lol I literally can’t bend lean over), knee socks, fresh new Vans… what you can’t see is the pout I’m wearing.
Ruby can’t help it if she makes a scene. Now everyone can see her burning.(Submitted by benjibuddy3)
IM YELLING AND LAUGHING, so so @synnesai got a head start on xmas presents this year and literally sent mine in October (i love her) so the pokemon japanese candy was like a side gift, SHE GOT ME A BILLY THE KITTEN PLUSH IMMMMM cowboy nya, she knows
So, problem: my Internet cacked out (faulty, old cable thingy) so the shiny new cable thingy is being sent via Purolator (free of charge, woo-hoo!). That said, they can’t give me a tracking number, so I’ll either get it as early as tomorrow&he
kittysmashh: A skirt that is too freaking short (lol I literally can’t bend lean over), knee socks, fresh new Vans… what you can’t see is the pout I’m wearing.
alexamindslave: “such a good idea to wear our thong bikinis… he can’t stop rubbing himself, even in public. you were right… all that PORN training has really had a good effect on his gooner habits. he literally can’t stop molesting himself!”
I literally can’t hear what he is saying, can someone transcribe?
violaslayvis: These hood niggas literally invited some white people to “the cookout” & you can tell they’re uncomfortable as hell djfhfkfjfkfhfi
Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t
duxwontobey:Representation shouldn’t be a quota and just ‘cause a show doesn’t have at least one of everything doesn’t mean it’s problematic suddenly. I also wanna enjoy my damn taste in dnd podcasts, I can’t think of anything about Critical
cistrendered:you can’t trust someone to be an ally of lgbt+, nor work in the favour of any of us in the long run if they are transphobic.. even if they claim to be allies of some of us, you literally can’t work in favour of the larger community if
friendbot: princessrobocop: raccoon-butts: wow i sure am thirsty for some apple beverage oh boy prices you can trust, products you can’t Graphic Design has gone so minimalistic it’s morphed into Uncanny Nondescript. My brain tells me there is
toastpotent:youcancallmeaddy:min wage workers: “hey can we have like Ŭ extra per hour please. we literally can’t afford to live”corporations: “hmm…. let me think” *spends ษ million on another TV ad thanking min
queerrilla:dangercocktail:rocktheholygrail: Rahul Kohli can sit on my face and slap me
theonetogo: jakegyllenhaalelujah: snakegay: otselotovaya-khvatka: snakegay: hey anyone want some Vegan Nut Mylk this is literally a bottle of shitpost put it back what, so you can have all the Vegan Nut Mylk for yourself? Fafther may I go to
I literally can’t today. I just can’t do anything.
redfannyjenny: alexinspankingland: I literally can’t today. I just can’t do anything. Get well Alex…we adore you and miss you. I’m generally doing pretty well right now! Today has just not been my day. >_<I hope to be back to being “around”
j4ya: - Here’s the promo video, btw: - Blink-182 dropped out the first day of the festival bc they saw how much of a mess it was - Some more gems: (video link) I literally can’t stop laughing at this mess. You can google ‘Fyre Festival’ to see
32characterlimitusernameisabsurd:I literally can’t button the pants anymore so I guess this is the last suit comparison I can effectively make hahaha.
Never Going To Leave You
like i get it or whatever, no one can stop mr. domino, but why is there a fist in the tv? Interesting fact, the company that made this absolutely awful game, would years later make Dragonball Z: Battle Of Z. So that’s something to consider.
leadhoovesies: j4ya: j4ya: - Here’s the promo video, btw: - Blink-182 dropped out the first day of the festival bc they saw how much of a mess it was - Some more gems: (video link) I literally can’t stop laughing at this mess. You can google ‘Fyre
hatterandahare: donnerdont: devalina: queen-of-everything: shut it down. i literally can’t breathe THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE, BUT IT’S OKAY. THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE WHATS GOING OOOOOOOON!!!!! btw can we maybe finish this show tonight???? UHM.
spookyskelet0ns: it’s July I can’t believe it’s literally Halloween already happy fuckin Halloween guys
tparadox: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: calm down edgelords, the whole point of society is that it’s not survival of the fittest. literally the point is that we’re leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone. we’ve
cardozzza: queenbapho: honestly what the fuck is even going on with skyrim you can learn chemistry by eating bees This is literally the only thing anyone has ever said that’s made me want to play Skyrim
beautifullyengineered: The Porsche 917/30 is Literally Insane 1967.36 bhp/tonne in qualifying tune After their successes with the 917 mainly in Europe, Porsche instead decided to focus on the North American markets and the Can-Am Challenge. For that
hoW DO PEOPLE play one pokemon game, and then restart without moving any of their pokemon over to another game???/?/ I literally can’t comprehend why you’d do that to your partners and friends I really can’t
kristoffbjorgman: i was going to make a “now i’m lying on the cold hard ground” joke here but i can’t i literally can’t this scene is too heartbreaking help
me then: can complete soldier game ex no problem me now: literally just failed bokura no live kimi to no life on easy
perchbird: koiaqua: IM LITERALLY HAVING A HEART ATTACK RN he wasn’t afraid of her voting for someone else, he was looking at what bubble to fill out because he can’t read ^^^^^^
kruelladechill: j4ya: - Here’s the promo video, btw: - Blink-182 dropped out the first day of the festival bc they saw how much of a mess it was - Some more gems: (video link) I literally can’t stop laughing at this mess. You can google ‘Fyre
j4ya: - Here’s the promo video, btw:- Blink-182 dropped out the first day of the festival bc they saw how much of a mess it was- Some more gems:(video link)I literally can’t stop laughing at this mess. You can google ‘Fyre Festival’ to see what
If by any tiny slim chance that Darkrai is in XY and I can do this with him, I will literally shed tears of squeeing joy.
jennytrout: real-faker: virginmarx: zebablah: television history i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why
keishirokuro: asian-anomaly: Anime Spoofs of Products/Businesses I literally can’t. I-I can’t breathe. omg… So my friend and I were up late and decided to go on a grand search for Anime spoofs of real life businesses and products. These are some
asian-anomaly: Anime Spoofs of Products/Businesses I literally can’t. I-I can’t breathe. omg… So my friend and I were up late and decided to go on a grand search for Anime spoofs of real life businesses and products. These are some of our favorites.
thank you all who that have helped me and niko’s moving fund so far ;w; (including those who have signal boosted) 💛 I literally can’t wait till all this moving shenanigans is over so I can draw againfun fact: I went to do errands via biking
I literally just spent 趚 on a new tablet because my phones screen wont register touch well enough for me to play SIF lolbut you know what the best part of the new tablet is???? its the mini bluetooth keyboard it came with lmao now i can actually type
I’m really not sure I can do this anymore. If we don’t come up with at least 90% of our rent for the next 2 months, and all of it after that, we literally lose everything and are out on the streets because we have no way to get the six hours down
blackcaffeinatedsoul:Literally can’t wait for October so I can rock my skelly onesie again! 🎃🍂💀
blackcaffeinatedsoul: blackcaffeinatedsoul: Literally can’t wait for October so I can rock my skelly onesie again! 🎃🍂💀 Almost time! #spoopy
So I can feel my mood dropping, like I’m feeling really really low, so I’m trying to remember good things that happened this week and I literally can’t remember yesterday. Anything about yesterday. I remember the weekend then the last three days
j4ya: j4ya: - Here’s the promo video, btw: - Blink-182 dropped out the first day of the festival bc they saw how much of a mess it was - Some more gems: (video link) I literally can’t stop laughing at this mess. You can google ‘Fyre Festival’
fegeleh: u know something, “no one can take ur education away from u” is really only applicable to people that were educated in n. america and w. europe (in other words, what are considered white locales) i literally can’t count how many people
blessed be the boys time can't capture
bumhol: funkies: LMFAOOO I CANT BREATHE! THESE WHITE BOYS WHO AINT SHIT HAVE LITERALLY THE MOST RIGID STANDARDS FOR GIRLS I CAN NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY… “SHORT PETITE GIRLS” ”GIRLS WHO DONT WEAR MAKEUP” “SHAVE!!” PLEASE……………………………….
happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis: weedandramen: ishipwaytomuch: #the look on his face #he knows this is true #hes already done the library #he knows in the end she dies to save him He hates himself for something he literally can’t change. Can’t
chickenonabicycle:aphony-cree: cwtch-queen: Also certain neurodivergencies can cause kids to be sensitive to certain foods and tastes and textures. That also isn’t just to annoy their parents. We literally can’t help it. If your kid freaks out at
1998aries:check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer
mahouprince: I have literally been unable to look good for weeks now bc I’ve been so busy at work. Can’t wait to have some time off to just sit on my butt and watch anime…✨ (and you know.. Maybe go out.. do my makeup… Dress cute… The necessities..)
princess-katie-cat: I literally can’t wait until I’m this big 😍 and I definitely can’t wait to meet my baby
Guys my best friend is literally too wonderful for me to handle. I can’t.
sabertoothwalrus: I’ve realized my Ideal Outfit is this: button-ups, high-waisted jeans, and Docs. You literally can’t go wrong. it’s perfect. you can dress it up or down. it’s flattering on any body type. it’s the perfect amount of androgynous,
:I want to be a personal sex toy for someone who’s totally obsessed with me, can’t keep their hands on me, literally can not help themselves because they want to use me so bad. Always being with them, almost kept like a pet, treated like a
