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OH FUCK son I wonâ€™t be able to walk after this.. Dad will get a bit suspicious when he sees mom walking around in a funny way, but sheâ€™ll come up with a good excuse like â€œoh I pulled a muscle while runningâ€

Like Mother, Like Daughter! How many of you have a mom like mine - crazy enough to take kinky photos like this for your dad… and friends. lol

This is the last Halloween post. Hope you liked ‘em.

“Dad, Mom said I had to tell her if you ever touched me like this.”“But sweetie, if you tell her, then I won’t get to touch you like this again. You wouldn’t want that would you?”“No, Dad. Of course not.”

“Like this Dad?”“Oh yes… oh wow… just look at that. You’ve got such a pretty little pussy.”“Daddy, this is weird…”“Shhhhh sweetie. Come on, take your panties all the way off. We’re going to have so much fun.”“Okay.”

This beautiful super chub likes to talk about pussy while he jerks off..

“Dad, what do you mean no daughter of yours is going out dressed like this? I’m not going out tonight. I wore this for you. Do you like it Daddy? I can take it off or leave it on. Either way, Mom will be gone for hours and I want us to have some fun.”

needdadsseed: Perfect Dad Just blew my load remembering a daddy fuck buddy I had over the summer. Looked just like this, with slightly larger pecs.

If my scout master had looked like this, I might have actually learned how to tie all those damn knots.

At a cafe this morning I saw a man that looked just like this stud, except he was wearing clothes and a wedding ring. Im even harder now imagining that this was what was hidden beneath.

I’d love to meet a guy like this down a dark alley.

pookiesfamily: “Why am I on your bed like this dad? Well, why don’t you take a wild guess!”

theoblaze: Show me how much you like this job…!

Stuff like this makes me happy I am not a woman.

This is a normal conversation between my Dad’s 50 and older friends on facebook

baddad2day: Touch the ground like this dad?

dirtymindedson: I don’t know why mum is dressed up like this dad’s not back from his business trip until Friday. hey why’s uncle bill just pulled up in his new Mercedes?

Haha look at how crappy this bg is :”D plus Gaster has lil’ to none shading at all but shhhhhhhhhh, I have no more patience for this pic.So like, this is my design for him before the accident (I love those headcracks so they’re staying af)

This is gonna sound like a cliché omo scenario lol butttt…I’m getting really sleepy so started getting ready for bed and went to the bathroom to pee .. butmy toilet is out of commission cause my dad is taking it apart to put better parts in

karatekuchen: fizzy-dog: fizzy-dog: i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it let me elaborate i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch

Dad: “Are you hungry?”Me: “Yes”Me: “But I don’t feel like eating”Dad: “But you just said you’re hungry.”Me: “But I don’t feel like eating”Me: “I feel like going on my computer.”Me: “….Well technically first spraying

turing-tested:generate a girlfriend here and tag this with what kind of girlfriend you got

rumbleminz-n-campfires: sydbi-guy: (via onanspastime2, onanspastime2, utahcountydad) Like this, dad? (via sydbi-guy)(via rumbleminz-n-campfires)

Ya…. I’m going to be an assanine father just like this when I’m older… ^_^

lol I wanna be a Dad like this some day…

unreveald: obeyyourfather: Like this, dad? ADAM RUSSO IS A HOT DADDY

masterdarbster: Like this Dad ?Just like that son !

nitoriaiichirou: talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father?????????

thejotaku: Ywpd_69min twitter prompt // Senpai & Kohai Uwah I really like this one, someday I will clean it upa nd make it super nice

scifi-dad: *me seeing a healthy relationship between a person and their father* what the fuck? what the fuck is this? what the fuck?

sherlockthefallenangel: meladoodle: godlykesha: meladoodle: one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’ is this the same dad that once called you dad no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads

meladoodle: godlykesha: meladoodle: one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’ is this the same dad that once called you dad no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in

izayas-dick: So get this, I’m at work with my dad and uncle (they put up erosion fence) and I’m getting paid and stuff. We’re on break and my uncle says, “Well, now you’ll have money to buy your anime books.” and my dad just says, “It’s

princenebulas: this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming

agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like

shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even

agnosticastigmatism: x-scizor: verl-mysidia: mikasaah: is this what naruto looks like ur dad speak for all of us little sushi evan u little shit.

harububa: “Because I’m nothing like my dad!” (17-year-old Boruto with his Master Sasuke) โบรุโตะกับซาสึเกะ

This is Erie demanding to be pet, by stopping my reading of Jack Sparrow’s tale.

earth-dad: all of a sudden i’m feeling this weight again

m4stry: Dads……

iamncgalactic: diaryofakanemem: It’s her First Christmas without her dad so her family got her a build a bear and dressed him like her dad with his voice and the cologne he wore🎄🎁🙏🏽 This made my heart so full

meladoodle: godlykesha: meladoodle: one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’ is this the same dad that once called you dad no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in

dadsfag: “Like this Dad?" "Just like that son, slow and steady."

daddyboyincestfun: “Like this, Dad?” “Yeah, Tiger. Try going a little bit faster.”

stumpkin: i’m trying to untag myself in this picture on fb and idk why this option made me laugh so hard but odmg

So today is my brother’s birthday and it looks like my dad might be forcing us kids to go to alateen tonight even though he knows literally none of us like it or ever want to do it. Even my brother doesn’t wanna go today and he’s chill with basically

standbackwasted:selfies are so cool my kids are gonna be so into it like wouldn’t you kill for a selfie of your mom or your dad like a day when your mom felt pretty or a picture of her with her best friend like mostly the only pics we have of our parents

ms-oedipussex: Mom wakes me every Saturday morning since I turned 18 like this… Dad might have the nine-iron, but I’ve got the morning WOOD! While dad’s out sinking golf balls on the front 9— I’m at home sinking blue balls in Mom’s behind…

panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im

familyguy-us: theressomethingaboutthisgirl: Like this Dad?

Like wtf my feet should not be like this on the toilet I’m SO MAD I’m never pooping here again

dadsonsex: Like this, dad?

lostcave:how coming out went for me. also just so you know, i never threatened suicide, i don’t know where she got that from. luckily i went in knowing that this would be the outcome, and really, i’m okay. my dad is the most supportive human being

baddad2day: lesbianpornpics: For hot pics of amateur girls Here! Like this dad… am I doing it right?

onlydaddycan:d3prav3df4m1lly:Like this dad?That’s good Sugar.. Now open wide so everyone can see! yes daddy

That's Hella Bogus

Well that was a stream, got drunk, fucked own brother first chance Igot, had another dude joinin for voicework. I mean it was pretty rgeat haha. now I can finally focus on drawing, did I mention I was drunjk, shouldnt have played this drinking game.

when ur dad invites u over to watch a women’s crossfit event on t.v. but every other comment he makes is how the women look “man-ish” and “scary” because they’re very muscular

shittywitticisms:when dad travels all the way to Kuo Kuana to make a shitty pun …. (｡￫∀￩｡)

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