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ghosts-go-boo: Oh my goodness! Daigo surprised me with this AWESOME pic of Jamie yesterday! Just because he went and got himself some huge boobs, doesn’t mean he does like to workout still. And like he says, it takes work to lug those giant jigglers
toppingtart: Surprise Anon Pounce! (つˆ⌣ˆ)つ poor anon’s trying his absolute best but it doesn’t look like Caoba’s feeling it much…an attempt was made, and at least she’s worried about him ❤ ♡ Likes & Reblogs very much appreciated
thefandomhatchery: peeta-mybreadboy: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise you ask the real questions you know that like 99.9% of people with eye problems see almost normally
steveholtvstheuniverse: corami: loser! friend’s request. um..thanks for following me. i’m surprised… I like. I like very much.
usbdongle: i like having a wide range of smiley functions like:o - small surprise, maybe excitement:0 - a gasp or indication of fear?? mounting giddiness:O - MAXIMUM FLABBERGASTATION
phantomrose96: Being overly-familiar with a series is such a weird burden sometimes because like you’ll see some theory being passed around that you instantly know is wrong. Like it’s surprising to see people supporting it because the flaws in its
cara-okami: I was really surprised by those creatures, because I had not expected them or something like that at all. Also, the second instantly reminded me of the Sphinx that is located in Egypt. I only thought of it like some kind of reference and
jazzman8675309: jazzman8675309: prince-of-insanity: psychoteentitan: The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
aryatheknight: Kimblee: You act like you’re surprised, like you didn’t choose this. Did you put on that uniform thinking you wouldn’t be asked to kill? Roy: We choose our own path, knowing full well what we’re doing. That’s the way it is,
tomochingus: SURPRISE @fullmetalscullyy i’m your secret santa for @fmasecretsanta this year !!!!!!! :3cyou said you like royai fluff which happens to be my specialty so here are them dumbasses getting to be embarrassing a bit!!!!!! hope you like it
fuzzbutt07: This is what happens when you get really excited about cheap underwear and mystery packs… I bought CheapUndies.Com’s Easter surprise pack… I like the Papi thongs… Three pack of those. The mesh thong fits well, and I like the material
jordan-reet: Well it’s a surprise you’ll like, that’s got to count for something? True. But i don’t like the waiting part.
ella-morales: Weird because kind of like her, I did absolutely nothing to you. I guess you’re really just a bitch. Surprising. You did nothing to me? I asked a simple question and you blew up. Kind of like what you did to poor Carson when all
sparklegance: I can imagine Hinata and Sasuke having awkward conversation and Hinata being like “Do you remember the first time we talked?” And he would be like “no?” And hinata would remind him “I was surprised to see you so I called your
berkeleybum810: Post if you like it :) ~ What’s not to like? It is indeed a wonderful surprise from new follower hombre-en-la-caja. I am quite sure many of my followers will enjoy this jack in the pants. YUM! Thank you for sharing your yummy self.
hannah-willson-blog: One way to scare the small children away! I kinda like this photo, even though my eyebrows look like I’m a constant angry/surprised sodomized, cake sailor Defiantly prefer the way I do my eyebrows now^^ God my brows are the Bain
silmu:Wheedled my flatmate into cutting and dyeing my hair. I was kinda surprised how much I like my natural color too? I’ve had bottle colors for such a long time I’d kinda forgotten what it actually looks like.
queentropy: weightedcube:this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh While this totally applies to other marginalized groups, I’d like
ixellent: Lurantis Variations Shoutout to my new favorite Pokemon✨I feel like people weren’t excited enough for this Pokemon? Like hello do you have eyes it’s the most beautiful pokemon I’ve ever seen. I was surprised to find that Lurantis is
zombehsakana:So a few weeks ago I managed to writhe my way through DRAMAtical Murder! AKA Freudian Psychology: The Gay Dating Sim. I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was actually like 80% plot (and like 5% gore, 5% porn, and 10%gorn but meh).
lesbianfreyja:for the record, nazis never liked being called nazis. so it’s not surprising that they don’t like it now, but that of course doesn’t stop them from being nazis. the media will & has tried to humanize them, and would rather call
dynastylnoire: sourcedumal: dynastylnoire: thefandomdropout: airedmania: dynastylnoire: murderweapon: welfare-queen: hoteps really do have more influence in our communities than we like to admit lol like you’d be surprised how many black people
inquisitivequeen: I’ve said the same thing before. And back churches especially wanna act surprised at how many black men are on the down low. Like y'all looked the other way at them being sexually active and we were expected to be virgins - like who
nankingdecade: dasflute: redheadedpet: how can she drool like that? so hot! I like the look of surprise at the end. As if “Oh, yeah, I forgot I was doing this!” Oh look, a sword swallower. I bet she’s been trying to get that gig at the circus
dailyreaper: they taste like bamboozled beans except every single one tastes like death and you aren’t surprised
hushowl: epjettwin: white hat design i used belongs to @hushowlidea help @fallen-kiwi…………………………..hi Hellooooo :oStill surprised people like like my White Hat 👌🏽
motorizedmycologist: WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I’VE HIT 152 FOLLOWERS! That might not seem like a lot by Tumblr standards, but I am consistently surprised that people find my blog worthwhile enough to follow, so my sincere thanks to everyone that puts up
purpleardent: “I really like this place”, my sister said and bent forward to grab a bottle scotch. “When did you get it?”“Just a few months ago. For a surprisingly good price, too”, answered, stroking my semi.“Does your fiancee like it?”“Are
arabs-above-all: whatshewontdo: “Don’t worry my dick will get hard when I start slapping you. I will be very rough. It’s what I like… are you surprised? Look at me. I am a man. Maybe you’ve never known what it’s like to be with a man. You
ineedahotwifenow: husbanddesires: wifesharingfantasy1: (via TumbleOn) Hot!! How many women out there would like to have a surprise like this?
xspanked-masters-petx: “Lose the panties… my husband likes little girls like you naked…” pet: “And don’t be surprised if he brings men from the office home with him…he’s looking for a promotion and letting them fuck you may help him get
saucefactory: whitmerule: saucefactory: watermel0n-smile: he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time OH MY GOD. THE KITTY IS LIKE, “LET ME LOVE YOUUUUUU!” AND THE DOG IS LIKE, “MEH.” This is pretty much how you
thegayeducator: vegannvagina: I love how people get so surprised that they get backlash for making an offensive joke on this website like ok usually if you make that joke in real life, you make it to like 5 friends that you know won’t get offended
releasethedoves: it’s not like anyone is really surprised i just always appreciate him sharing his views on stuff like this
everythinghotboys: So surprise there’s a part 2 to Wilkesy, this boy sure does like showing off but do you blame him with a body like that ? For more follow at everythinghotboys.tumblr.com
crosshemale: futaluvr: The first ever video upload on FutaLuvr… and we bet you haven’t seen anything like this ever before… You’ll be delightfully surprised…Like & Reblog if you loved this video. It’s my Dream
queersexy:consensual somnophilia is like a surprise party. you’ve talked to your partner about what you like and they know what you would and wouldn’t want, and then all that’s left is to fall asleep one night not knowing they’re planning anything
thecube42: youjustpointedtoallofme: peachdoxie: I feel like DreamWorks takes bigger risks than Disney sometimes. They do, but they have two types of risks: 1. Making a surprisingly emotional movie with deep adult messages that is likely to receive
hovercraft-full-of-eels: prince-of-insanity: psychoteentitan: The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!” It looks
callmedaddy78: Sometimes I like to not warn my baby girl that I’m cumming. We both like the surprise.
charlottesbed: Paul used to surprise me with his sharing of me, but the last time and this time, he’s told me ahead of time, teasingly adding more details over the week. I think I like this way better, the anticipation is like crazy foreplay. He
aluox: faggitvekubby: imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be i’m just surprised that there isn’t a ton of homestuck trolls
jesus-is-cumming:sophiaslittleblog:The hastag #blackoutday means a lot to me. I posted a selfie for the first one thinking I would only get 4 likes. To my surprise my selfie blew up to 60 thousand plus likes. I recieved so many nice messages and so much
tommofthoran: Niall giving Louis his guitar pick like it’s a promise to their friendship. Niall’s been waiting to do this and when Louis looks at Niall surprised at the “gift” he’s receiving, Niall nods like “for you..“
bae-jjong: bae-min: For Bae love Baemin I expected you’d either make me look retarded like how kids draw people or with effort but then like a princess…… you surprised me sir That was my backup plan, please forgive the roughness, I’m
queentropy: weightedcube: this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh While this totally applies to other marginalized groups, I’d like
consulting-cannibal: so the thing that surprised me most in the itunes promo was the “sammy let me go” note like he’s a demon now so i expected him to leave something way more immature than that—i thought it’d be something like and sam being
kernalmustache: wannabefashionjournalist: I’m surprised enough that a guy like this managed to even get a girlfriend, but he just looks like the kind of guy to be sexist and misogynistic
baddiebey: how are the civilians in the marvel universe surprised by anything ever like every time something happened i would just be like“there they go wit that bs”
sapphiccosmo: baddiebey: how are the civilians in the marvel universe surprised by anything ever like every time something happened i would just be like “there they go wit that bs”
foryourusemistress: Some times i think like that when i’m lowering myself between a Womens legs. Like, i’m so hungry, there will be nothing left of Her when i’m done. Surprising i’ve never lost a one! ;^)
baddiebey: how are the civilians in the marvel universe surprised by anything ever like every time something happened i would just be like “there they go wit that bs”
