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sceneybopper: Theres a delissio commercial and the girl is like gonna kiss the boy but then books shit home to get pizza and I was like gIRL I feel U
roxanelilstar: baeksic-bitch: if you ever feel bad about yourself just know that I tried to order food but i was so nervous that instead of saying “I would like 1 small pizza please” I accidentally said “I would like 1 small penis please”
baeksic-bitch: baeksic-bitch: if you ever feel bad about yourself just know that I tried to order food but i was so nervous that instead of saying “I would like 1 small pizza please” I accidentally said “I would like 1 small penis please”
how the fuck does tao eat 68 pieces of pizza and still look fucking fabulous like wtf man i look like a potato
vhanstiel: klynneb: grimmspeight: zellabellamellawella: neraiutsuze: amorremanet: #yeah ok #you ”like the pizza” #right right #death lbr you just have a huge dumb soft spot for dean winchester like 85 miles wide #and wanna spoil him rotten #oh
trashisfashion: toxic-ponies: thylegend: firrrestarter: WATERCOLOUR MAKES ME NERVOUS JUST WATCHING IT IN USE Beautiful holy shiittt Wow.. Meanwhile I can eat an entire pizza to myself and people can do shit like this like
dalandofmilkandhoney: Wait of all the things…in the world why cold…nvm. Smdh…. You ain’t never had cold pizza? It be like that sometimes. Gotta be the right kind, gotta have a little thickness to it. Just like cold chicken wings, they be
reneewintergardens: Fun fact. I drink mostly water. Haven’t drank soda for like 7 years. I’m fat because i like pasta, and pizza,
rnikan: SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER
So tonight I was eating pizza for dinner and I got the wings as well on the side and I had the honey garlic dipping sauce. Sitting in front of my mom eating and she commented and said “oh you eat it like that” with like a super disgusted look on her
heathicorn: am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
conshence: I like my pizza the way I like girls, hot and cheesy.
I just ordered pizza and the girl that took my order sounded like she was having an awful day. It took her like 8 times to say my name, and my name is Dani. I just wanted to reach through the phone and give her a huge hug or ask what was going on but
grrrlfever: grrrlfever: vegan pizza is a lot like lesbian sex in the respect that a lot of people are like BUT HOW IS IT GOOD IT’S MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT THING but vegans and lesbians will know that isn’t true at all this is still my favourite
weedandpatchouli: These eggs smell like farts and wet dog fucking gross It’s weird how when you go vegan you can smell the funk from animal products. Like when my coworkers ordered pizza (and apologized to me for not thinking about me lol) I could
smellynerd: ttumbleweed:Beach City Pride 2k14!!I’m really proud of this one, I hope you guys like it! im sorry but every time i see this all i can think about how pizza is five dollars a slice in beach city like yes im obviously all about being gay
fan-troll: aspectreishauntingeurope: revgrace: i almost cried when i saw this for the first time me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough at first i was like “eh, so what, you got a tube” and then i was like “AUUUUUUUUOHOHWOH” this is
lumpy-pizza-princess: My body is absolutely amazing. Sometimes I don’t like it very much. But other times I seriously appreciate the beauty of it. Whether it’s a day that I like it or dislike it, I will never fail to LOVE it. I owe myself that much.
questionedinnocence: thedemonsofmyimagination: questionedinnocence: I AM STILL GONNA REBLOG THIS SORRY. IT JUST MAKES ME MAD WHEN I SEE STUPID ONES THAT HAVE DUMB MESSAGES ON THEM ON MY DASH THAT GET LIKE 20,000 NOTES LIKE WTF “PIZZA>YOU” ARE
bliss-pizzas: rose-golde: sailor-sloth: I’ve been getting a few asks about my art journals recently and thought you guys might like to see my materials set up. I use mostly magazines like Yen and Lula (when I can get my hands on it) and the rest
writterings: my favorite part about stranger things is that one scene in the first episode where dustin brings the last slice of pizza to nancy’s room and is all like “hey you want it?” because at first i was like. here we go. we gotta deal with
merthiel: i would like to bring up the fact that Castiel wouldn’t just have sex with anyone ie: the pizza man porn scene where he’s confused by why he’s slapping her if he loves her. He’s sensitive and caring like that. Which means he would probably
osointricate: Excuse me, Marvel? Yes hi. Big fan. Really. But um, could you maybe, you know: Black Widow put her in everything okay More Falcon even if it’s like he shows up and eats pizza and tells everyone to believe in themselves Like a
pan-pizza: I saw a picture of a Farm I thought, yeah I remember going to a place like that for a safe spot away from enemies. Like a save state hub thingy Then I realize that wasn’t realize real life, that was a game Then I remember I never played any
exeggcute:what I wouldn’t give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you’re in grade school and you’re like okay I’m gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery
rnikan: SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20
woofuckingjiho: when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
jakemalik: stopdropeverything: jakemalik: I would like thank the amazing delivery man who got this pizza here in 13 minutes this is what true love looks like, never settle for less thankyou, we’re very happy together
skywardtoast: al-the-stuff-i-like: seapunkies: for3v3rbeautiful: Me when I walk with my mom somewhere are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell somehow I’m both i fell like i’m the pizza most of the time
kellic-fykes: like-moths-to-pizza: “I wish I could be like Mitch Lucker” - Alan Ashby omfg That’s the sweetest thing I’ve seen today. Holy fucker.
cooldragonboy4000: i just ordered dominos and they gave me this so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next
thepantypost: I didn’t like the dick pics so I sorta picked them off like unwanted pizza toppings and re-posted the remaining images myself. You can see the original full set on dark1135’s page by clicking here.
