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silversora: Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
sixpenceee: This was a picture of a wall in a mental asylum. It says “I did something terrible. I painted it … I can’t explain … I’m going crazy. There’s something following me…. It’s hurting me. I can hear it in my sleep… help
hardcorerockinn: saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
sixpenceee: A Creepy Medical Tour of The Past Here is where I got them from and where you can view more pictures: X And here is where you can find more creepy/horror/paranormal posts like this: X
scallisen: #GirlsCan: Women Empowerment | COVERGIRL: Girls can’t? Yes, they can. Rap, be funny, be off-the-wall, rock, be strong, run the show, make the world a little more easy, breezy and beautiful. (x)
ebilflindas: missespeon: comfemgem: webabuser: milsotherapy: marinewifeandmama: Can I get everyone to REBLOG this please? I can’t imagine this ever happening to kids, especially at a place MEANT for them! Teens or a group of teens are doing this
whoredinarygirl: i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college
nudqe: “white people can’t danc-” “white people can’t twer-”
1103-bakers-street: cryingbloodviolently: redpancla: when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN I CANT TELL YOU HOW
lalna: i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found
bloodylockers: have you ever loved a band to the point where you can’t watch their live performances or music videos because you get this feeling in your chest and it feels like everything is ending and you can hardly breathe
alt-j: U CAN HAVE A LITTLE EXTRA FAT OR EVEN ALOT OF EXTRA FAT AND STILL BE HOT AS FUCK AND IF ANYONE EVER TRIES TO TELL YOU OTHERWISE YOU CAN FUCKING KICK THEM IN THE SHINS RIGHT THEN AND THERE
lalna: i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on
between-caffeine-andnicotine: fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of ษ,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter. so really
mikemccreadyfans: “I get into a state of consciousness that I can’t explain. It is about feeling and not thinking. I get positive chills and insight into things that I can’t get to any other way. It is healing of the soul.” - Mike on
I can thank my mother for letting me listen to Faith No More as a young child.It all started with Epic and Falling To Pieces, and then I finally got to hear Mr.Bungle when I was about 12 years old…. I can really thank my mom for my messed up taste
poopinthespeedforce: this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs
mcfairy: if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
no-wasted-souls: awktastic: sexmesahyounie: slap—that—bitch: karleytess: shortsgasm: If y’all can reblog drunk girls partying you can reblog a picture of a mother finally getting to see her baby. forever reblog omg Most beautiful
speakless: If you can’t believe in witches, what can you believe in?
feferi-captor: im-in-hiding: the-fandoms-are-2spooky: o-the-lost-girl: dickstridork: the-fandoms-are-cool: patch-is-mine-bitch: I can’t believe that this is stop-motion. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND FUCKING STOP-MOTION THOSE FINGERS SHOULD FALL RIGHT
teddievedder: Hey Chris would you mind doing something? STEALING BREAD? No, getting another drummer so we can tour together Oh, or you could get Dave back NO I CAN PLAY FOR BOTH OF YOU
capzack: #can somebody put an even smaller spiderman on the little spiderman’s butt /CAN’T BREATHE
thors-oh-so-jovial: thors-oh-so-jovial: thors-oh-so-jovial: There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can
thisisbii: ayothewuisback: Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of
bombing: one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here
ayothewuisback: Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet
fiftyshadesofmacygray: It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out. Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals
thatsthat24: paramedicdownsouth: medic278: carnalincarnate You can’t not reblog this There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.
legalwifi: please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting
say-no-to-superwholock: “we know how to kill you and make it look like a suicide!!!” “we can summon demons from hell!!!!” “we can throw you into a black hole for all eternity!!!!” “you messed with the wrong
tinyaussiegoddess: reasons why Daft Punk are geniuses you can’t sexualise robots so they prove you don’t need a sexual element to do well in the music industry they can send doubles to go do performances they don’t wanna do they get lots of media
preservedcucumbers: Tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the US. If you can, please consider donating to the St. Louis Food Bank to help feed the families of Ferguson. You can also make a donation to the Ferguson Public Library, where classes are being held
arachnids-arisen: arachnids-arisen: i mean dude 2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year 2014 looks so much more appealing to me. 2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it. no words can explain how wrong i was.
retroactiveeurydices: oxheadandhorsefacearedead: retroactiveeurydices: koalatea: i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts. explain how money can be exchanged for goods
heart: holyjesusbatman: heart: if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why Salad. Because think about it, salad can mean anything. You can have regular salad, but there’s also fruit salad, potato salad, so who’s
mystory-goeson: steampoweredsass: tywinllannister: thepredatorblog: tallestsilver: ryrick: this will never not be funny. I REFUSE i can’t actually breathe It looks pissed get out HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing
bioshockalacka: cancerousuniverse: “I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s-” I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s Mr Fizzles sensing Im a liar
amemberoftheblackcommunity: corpusfisty: When women can’t go out because they’re asking for rape,and black men can’t go out because they’re asking to be shot, it’s time for a fuckin’ change. And black women gotta worry about both, God be
carolxne: hey since its 2015 can y’all stop treatin everyone with mental illnesses like we’re soft babies who need to be patted and kissed and comforted constantly. having a mental illness doesn’t mean you can’t treat me like the age i am n I’m
bookish: gentlementleman: smissmas-miracle: gentlementleman: hungriestpufferfish: pirateloser: littleannabear: asilverlinings: ehxaling: I CAN’T BREATHE OMG OH MY GOD CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HUGH JACKMAN STEALING THE BREAD
bewilden: fileformat: how are these people not dead Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
prinxe-milo: golbatsforequality:Equality Golbat: “When you donate hair to Locks of Love, there is an 80% chance it will wind up in the garbage.” I can get similar odds by literally throwing my hair at a garbage can. Statistically, a charity that
sleepysuperwho:eliza-lou-riley: “A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-” “Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-” “I bet he enjoyed it-“ “Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”
narcotic:it really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life but you can’t accidentally make a pizza
subducting: slenderlock: “its not fair girls can wear pants and guys cant wear dresses” stfu yes you can. go to jc pennys. buy a cute dress. wear the dress. if anyone says you cant wear the dress. slay them. congratulations you are wearing
ichbinharleyquinn: flabofsteel: shannon-gets-fit: 134? 134 orgasms in 1 hour. 1 HOUR!!!!! How? What? Could she still walk after? Ahh the twitching I’m more impressed I can call my lady parts the Sword Holder And can we not forgot that our wonderous
stephenhawqueen:the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely
spacedbitch:splashesdarling:[Jan:] Oh, why can’t I be dead? [Marcia:] Yeah! Why can’t Jan be dead? jan should have cunt punted marcia
bandicutes: if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
kevin-ryan:un3ndingtragedy: casketts: if you can’t appreciate a good bowl of spaghetti i can’t appreciate you I read this and immediately felt awkward because I hate spaghetti…like…I would rather starve than eat spaghetti that’s how serious
upholsterers:musicgal1206: “Can I kiss you?” is probably the cutest thing you can ever hear someone ask. Yes. Yes, let’s romanticize actually asking for consent verbally. Let’s stop making it out to ‘ruin the mood.’ This is so important.
f-ftw: khaleesi: cleolinda: shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like
reinedecatastrophe: tripdistrans:girrafarrig:sepheid:I can’t believe angel haze is agender like…..I can’t believe there is a mainstream celebrity who publicly identified themself as agender and used that word…..what a time to be alivesource“better
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