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dick-rider-dave-strider: dick-rider-dave-strider: grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
roughrimjob: queenofthenight1791: roughrimjob: roughrimjob: IM TALKING TO THIS HOT GUY ON FACEBOOK AND IM TRYING TO FLIRT BUT IM REALLY BAD AT IT SOMEONE HELP WHAT DO I SAY He just said “I dunno I haven’t exercised my mind in awhile,“ THIS
lukehiemings: i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re
stewie-just-said-that: i-only-know-fandoms: dfw-cub: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!! What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in
sn0wbro: newyorksjojo: matterboard: ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body or maybe he just has
one time I was at a party and this guy I didn’t know came up to me and said “hey my female friend just came out as a lesbian and she needs some guidance. You should come talk to her” but it was clear guidance meant “hey have sex
its-me-kira-e: pussy-and-pizzza-x: connorwahs: shout this from the rooftops Imagine how many white people said this was fucking stupid in the notes ? Just in case anyone had any questions…
yumisara: cyth-swag: ninssfm: ghostdictatorxd: Imma just put this here. Not gunna lie, this guy is a hero of gaming Well said. CAN I MEET HIM PLEASE?
lagonegirl: He talking about The Jellies show I’m just glad Tyler said this at Comic-Con… that’s the audience that needs to hear this message…
mo-bayliss: sschol: this is from spy kids I bet Steve fucking said this to himself and didn’t realise the cameras were rolling and the director was just like “keep it”
genquerdeer: z-ephyrs: This ex yakuza member and his wife going grocery shopping together is the cutest, most pure thing I’ve ever seen I love that this clerk is fucking astral projecting after hearing what he just said
lyriumpussy: himteckerjam: thepinkopaque: WHITE. PEOPLE. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhThe fact that this needed to be said “This is not Burning Man” like white people need to just leave.
memeguy-com: A Friend was Deep in Thought For a Few Moments and Then Said This this is so true. i cant tell you how many times i only go to bed because i know that i have something good planned for breakfast. or i just really am looking forward to my
onceaponadisney: flywithafreebird: “This would be a man that loves going to work and does not dread it the night before. Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to the girl “Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph.”
djprincessk: stop-hammerkind: srsfunny: Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass WHAT #this bitch just said let there be horse and there was You never accidentally inhale while doing this. It’ll instantly destroy your lungs.
troyesivan: coolbloqqer: more-like-jerkules: THIS IS LIKE MY LIFE EXPLAINED IN A PICTURE I CANT EVEN. i literally just said ‘oh no’ under my breath. this is a modern tragedy
the-absolute-best-gifs: dryvodkamartini: Tony: Oh, nothing. I’m just going into cardiac arrest. Pepper: What!? I thought you said this was safe! Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
amazign: djprincessk: stop-hammerkind: srsfunny: Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass WHAT #this bitch just said let there be horse and there was i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug
olivethecreative: jackisreallycool: syddasavage: olivethecreative: jackisreallycool: This is a pasta sauce jar I washed! idk why i was like “how u make a clear pasta sauce” then i said “oh it’s water” literally JUST saw this post
randomslasher: Christians: We can still hear its voiceHebrew language: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD! sorekbekarmi: My friend just sent this to me and said “you will appreciate this” and she was VERY correct
randomslasher: sorekbekarmi: My friend just sent this to me and said “you will appreciate this” and she was VERY correct Christians: We can still hear its voiceHebrew language: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD!
star-vault-ofthe-heavens: just-shower-thoughts: Stop, Drop, and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid… I really thought I’d be on fire more than this as an adult. Please tell me Anakin said this at some point in his life.
tyrannosaurus-rex: cheripi:This old dude at this restaraunt just said “dont touch my frosted flakes or i’ll break your hands off” mood
lovebeyondmeasure: mikkeneko: mikkeneko: i just got this comment over on twitter and honestly i think this is one of my favorite things that has ever been said to me about writing #THE MAGIC WORD PERSON TYPICALLY ALSO WANTS TO SHAKE THEMSELVES UNTIL
hiyokoko: hiyokoko: hello this is charlotte and WELCOME TO MY FUCK HOUSE im reblogging this because i literally just said yes to a date for the sole purpose of getting free good and honestly what more of a charlotte move is that
teamgalactica: teamgalactica: a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him” this is him
amalgarn: do you ever draw something way above your skill level very suddenly and your only reaction is like, who gave these hands permission…. who said you could do this to me. and it’s just lineart or something so youre stuck staring at the lineart
brainlessbehavior: cupcakeluvsmb: blasianloyalty: I was just on youtube listening to Tupac, this girl said ”this is old music compared to Justin Beiber came real and showed real rapping, 2pac seems amateur compared to JB” One does not simply
frozen-sadness: amazign: djprincessk: stop-hammerkind: srsfunny: Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass WHAT #this bitch just said let there be horse and there was i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug ࿋
blindcomplikaytions: lookalivezay: themagnoliachild: spoonmeb: magicinhermadness: This is all the positivity I can muster right now This is pretty much what my mom just said to me. ^^^^
c-lassy: brokenly: d-ropped: m-arshmallow: omg i reblog this so much it’s just amazing xo omg i never even noticed the guy opening his newspaper. i thought people were crazy when they said this was a clean gif. favourite gif ever perfect
f1ght-off-y0ur-dem0ns: devinjacob: tragedy-of-existence: lifes-an-unfair-game: depression its just like this omg Oh my god. Truer words were never said. this
felkina: “Ah what are you doing to me and my brother?!?” “Hehe you said this Christmas you wanted to give him the best gift ever… And your tight Virgin cunt is just what he wanted the most!” “Ngh! Siblings shouldn’t do this! But his dick
lauraoutfits:So somehow this blog have reached 6K followers, just WOW!!! Thanks every each of you! 😙 I think I have never really said this, but as many of you can expect/see, I identify myself as a woman, so yeah, Im trans!! Of course Im still closeted
olivethecreative: jackisreallycool: syddasavage: olivethecreative: jackisreallycool: This is a pasta sauce jar I washed! idk why i was like “how u make a clear pasta sauce” then i said “oh it’s water” literally JUST saw this post on twitter
amazingemmaisonfire: fantasticallykatherine: amazingemmaisonfire: icexxxtea: fantasticallykatherine: dan literally just said “domestic arguments” after yelling at phil I thought I was the only one who noticed.. When was this was this during
camdamage: sentimental-apathy: camdamage: Best cat award. I was literally just whispering, “This is the best video ever recorded,” when she said it. osha is making the rounds again. she would be thrilled to know the internet loves her like this.
