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ileftmyheartinwesteros: No but seriously if anyone has any tips for a super hyper cat who won’t stop messing up shit, please message me. I’m about 685948% done with this cat’s behavior. dandelionn-wine said: Have you tried giving him toys
oephelia: “I am sitting at my kitchen table waiting for my lover to arrive with lettuce and tomatoes and rum and sherry wine and a big floury loaf of bread in the fading sunlight. Coffee is percolating gently, and my mood is mellow. I have been very
Daughter and I had a better day today. We both slept well through the night, I managed to get a shower, and we got outside to the ponds too. My friend is coming over tonight after I put my daughter to bed and we’ll have our weekly wine night and
thunderstruck9: Mainie Jellett (Irish, 1897-1944), I Have Trodden the Wine Press Alone, 1943. Oil on canvas, 76 x 56 cm. via myfairynuffstuff
lorenbaaaby: ahhcharlie: You know? Who needs expensive dates, the unnecessary wine&dine. At this point you should already know you’re the queen in my life, we don’t need material things to prove it, because what we have… is priceless. After
collegetits: Collegetit’s contribution to friendsgiving: Roasted Turkey breasts, wine, and a pumpkin cake that is not pictured. Everyone have a great day.
yourkinkisnasty: alcohol culture is so wild…people all over fb will be sharing a meme like “i can’t have just one glass of wine, it’s always 2 bottles and 3 people i can never look in the eye again” as if that’s normal? but if a meme like
finchdown:Lilac Wine: set preview!Not sure if I’ll have enough to make the image minimum for GodsGirls but this will certainly be available somewhere, and of course I’ll let you know when I figure it out. prints | vscogrid | instagram | flickr |
bewbin: somethingkarezirelated: bewbin: drinkin soda out of a wine glass cause im fancy as hell how many have you drank?!?!?! I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT
bonerfart:this looks like the kinda pic 40 year old moms would post on facebook with the caption “the doctor said I could only have one glass of wine a day… I can live with that lol!”
littlejetgirl: Daddy will provide the wine, and let you drink some of it, but you have to find a way to carry it without using your hands..
love-the-family: - Jake have you seen your mom?- No, sorry!- What are you playing?- Eh, I remember now, Jane called her, yes, she went over to Jane for a glass of wine!- Really?- Yes, she did not know when she got home! She said you could meet the guys
shez-soft:cant wait til im 30, on a balcony in a foreign country, drinking wine, wearing nothing but a silk robe, & have filled 18 notebooks
Black women have been wining their waists, moving their hips, and shaking their asses on the dance floor for a very, very long time. Why is it a problem now?
dreamyfawn: i wish that instead of really annoying guys coming up to you in the street to hit on you it was really cool girls who were like hey i like your hair do you want to come over and have some wine and hang out and do eachother’s nails really
incisiveogressprisms: “who pays for the date?” the straight person asks me. “you do,” I say. They look around, confused. But it is too late. I have already escaped with their wallet and am going to wine and dine a cute girl.
torontoqueer replied to your post: Me and this moscato tonighttt… You should be having birthday sex right now. indeed I should. but, alas, I am eating tortilla chips and drinking wine
just-a-skinny-boy: didyouenjoy: howstufftwerks: actinoutloud: hello i have come to seduce you Seducktion Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine? Don’t worry babe, I’ve got the bill…
samwilson-bootyenthusiast: trixstra: derekesoteric: derekesoteric: I may have had too much make me popular, dammit Y’all need to make my baby daddy go viral Wine puns!!!!! A man after my own heart
I need a woman who likes wine and constantly having sex with me.
browngirlblues: I need a woman who likes wine and constantly having sex with me. clittyslickers come through babe
little-veganite: browngirlblues: I am 40% wine i am 70% vodka Let’s have a party
I’m gonna have to pick up more wine after work tomorrow
genderoftheday: Today’s Gender of the Day is: The King and Zelda laughing as they spill wine all over the fucking carpet like it’s some kind of joke that someone is going to have to spend hours trying to clean that, god I hate this
literoticallyinclined: You might be an alcoholic if your hallways are lined in wine… It’s not how much booze you have that makes you an alcoholic. You might just be a hoarder and an oenophile.
Vote third-party this election year. Vote for the Having a Glass of Wine party.
baedays: Couldn’t have asked for a better weekend. Bar hopping. Wine tasting. And finally my man back home after being gone all day. And of course the only thing I wanted or needed was a mouth full of his hard dick. How on earth did I get so lucky?
healydanes: they should have a tinder for friends like hey girl wyd wanna drink wine and get our nails done
geckopirateship: man-in-space: geckopirateship: Wine forgery, like art forgery and art theft, shouldn’t be illegal, just like any other crime where the only consequence is obscenely rich people having slightly less money While we’re on the topic
inkskinned: inkskinned: What is a nice guy? I have met many, or so I was told. They sat across from me on first dates, deeply sniffing a wine and commenting on the forenotes of fruitiness before asking if I “read much?” They tell stories about
cookieforyou-castiel: drmichaelaquinn: a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have
bigbrotherwish: My cousin came to visit for the weekend. Our parents went to the beach for the weekend and she wanted to have some fun. We went to the store and got a few cheap drinks. When we got home she suggested that we break into the wine cabinet.
margethemom-blog: Son’s thoughts: Omg I can’t believe mom is about to drink the wine I drugged with Oedipal pheromones, I can’t wait to have mom all to myself tonight!!
didyouenjoy: howstufftwerks: actinoutloud: hello i have come to seduce you Seducktion Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?
ladyjour: I have so many feelings and they are all about wine
Discovered the secret to weight loss: Eat WHATEVER you want and drink bottles of wine to the face every day BUT walk on average 50,000 steps a day Lmao, thank you Italy for having me lose weight and gain more leg muscle while eating errthing. Plus I didnt
cookieforyou-castiel:drmichaelaquinn: a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have
Bubble bath, Netflix and some grapefruit juice and seltzer because I have no wine and its 11:15pm and I prob don’t need a glass. And I had a cider earlier. Buy I’m so excited
Fuck it
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geminiscene: “I am sitting at my kitchen table waiting for my lover to arrive with lettuce and tomatoes and rum and sherry wine and a big floury loaf of bread in the fading sunlight. Coffee is percolating gently, and my mood is mellow. I have been
thelandofpleasure: naughtymom4son: What is more relaxing than having a nice glass of wine, while spending time with your son? … ogni uno beve dalla propria fonte che
blaqautbaby: neon-taco: teaforyourginaa: teaforyourginaa: send me pick up lines and puns puns are literally my favorite form of humor What did the grape do when it was stepped on? let out a little wine. 😶 omg“My socks are having a party,
degradethisbimbo: While you enjoy your wine I have to service you.
finchdown: Lilac Wine: set preview! Not sure if I’ll have enough to make the image minimum for GodsGirls but this will certainly be available somewhere, and of course I’ll let you know when I figure it out. prints | vscogrid | instagram | flickr
badnaughtywife: So keeping up with the amazing gifts that Hunny Bear sent me, I give you this red wine lingerie to enjoy! 😊If you are wondering how you can get some pics done for you all you have to do is check my Amazon Gift List, pick what you want
starcock: pureironimpala: myedol: Street Performer Plays Crystal Glasses An incredible street performer recreates Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen using nothing more than water and wine glasses. I have no idea who this person is, or where he’s from, but
warmbloodinmarble:renepolumorfousart: Ladies Night! Dimitrescu Family and Council of Sisters having a fun time with poker and wine…. talking about harvesting humans and lady stuff~ They’re celebrating the release of RE8 and Castlevania Netflix
drmichaelaquinn: a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have fancy finger foods
ginsengsheetmask: i can’t wait to move into my penthouse apartment w my lover and have a lovely dinner w wine and then fuck on every single piece of furniture
surprisebitch: class lecture: 1 + 1 = 2 homework: Your friend Sandy has five apples, you took one. How many does she have left? exam: You in the kitchen eating wine and your gf went upstairs to purchase a pair of dimes then you see a cucumber-shaped
celticpyro: everthingbutnothingatall: parliamentrook: this is the only way I’m drinking wine now Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle Now you can have Edgar Allen Poe’s fursona barf blood into your goblet for the ultimate Goth
lildinospice:dafunk: at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this
memorycycle:first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone
sissyslut1992:kendra232629:annabrighteyes:Reblog if you’d give anything to have a goddess like this transform youWorking on it with my girl its going slow but wining little battles hear and there!!!! 😍😍😍So jealous
yohunny:Have I told you how much I love Fed Up Wine Mom?
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