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Have a Horny Halloween!
Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hangout with but they live too far away.
Have like no time to draw but I got an hour in before I had to vacate my room ;-;
have to write a 2 page on do u belive that video games led to bad behavior well this is fun and then got another thing that also a 2 page work
have-a-nice-flight: boys | Tumblr στο We Heart It. https://weheartit.com/entry/77000293/via/sarlot
mechinaries: i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging because they are shitheads (the first one is a print you can get here)
likes-to-squirt: A little road side road head. :) It takes a little more effort, but if she needs some “road head”…you pull over and give it to her. ;)
Have a female lars. It was a request
likeful: uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone screen is cracked
Have my newest Jasper fart.
LIKE 9 PEOPLE READ MY WEBCOMIC BUT IM STILL MAKING HORRIBLE SHIRTS FOR IT
Have you ever seen that set of donuts that you just look at them and the glaze doesn’t look quite right and you think, “are these glazed or did someone literally just cum all over these donuts?”
Have you ever seen someones blog and just thought “Wouldn’t it be great if you were removed from the planet” cuz i get that sometimes
thebootydiaries: jimbowned: thebootydiaries: 2sposy4mo: thebootydiaries: partner-in-memes: thebootydiaries: a-n-d-a-l-e-e-b: thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this This is so fcking rude he’s being nice You
Having a skype call with your best friend
have some sloppy asanoyas i drew while i was sick
Have I blogged this? I don’t know, probably. -T
This blog would have more yuri and hetero stuff if smut of that kind wasn’t so entrenched in the male gaze.
have a gato
bannableoffense:hypnotisedace:erotichypnosisgifs: The hypnotic pendant makes her a blonde sex slave forever. Fuck this is hotThat eye fluttering is so sexy… ♥I may have gotten caught in this loop for… a while…
the guys i work with are all so much younger than me, so whenever i go out with them its like im babysitting a herd of dumbass cats. drink your beer and shut up while i stare sullenly into this whiskey.
tripropellant: Oh no! Yodar’s soups made Luke constipated and a SICK BOY! He is WRITHING on the wet, swamply, slimy ground just trying to GET A LOG OUT. But, He can’t! Have some Compassion. He has to get on with His JEDI TRAINING but the Poops are
Have an appointment for my first therapy session.
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on one hand, having a cop in the lobby is cool because it’s a bit of extra security and the radio is always a hoot on the other hand, the NYPD fucking terrifies me
witneyhouston: me: hi, can i have a large— starbucks employee: you mean a venti? me: can we not do this
autumnyte: When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to
jinglebellsprouts: theabstruseanon: bakuraisjustbritish: dompteuseartist: shufflingthesalad: chimerawaffles: shufflingthesalad: jerk-frost: goldenschlong: someone’s going to be in big treble I have no time for this bassic bitch. I think
leopadra: I always plan conversations that I’m never gonna have
nayx: what do you do if you have a cool super rad post idea but youre in the middle of being murdered
hellajeffs: criss-llama-colfer: the biggest plot twist of your childhood. No aspect of Cronk could have forseen it The evil and good in him are equally distraught Where is his God now
vikingbitch: brittanyfuckinglove: theunfler: quandongpie: I don’t think you guys understand how much this means to me. Tattoos and piercings in pop culture are usually portrayed as something only bad guys and criminals have. Then comes DreamWorks
multipack: do u think slugs have any ambitions in life or do they just go with the flow
foxnewsofficial: i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone
riddlemetom: when blogs have the full correctly spelled name of a person or character as the url
zenith-of-justice: shelpee: how do you politely push someone off of a cliff you have a tea party at the edge of the cliff and you say “wow there old chap look at what’s at the bottom of this cliff!” and then they lean over and go “why i do
mmmellld: I trusted you, pokemon daycare. But tell me, have you really been supervising my magikarp?
msjewbooty: *tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem
5evamore: goregeousity: i really have no idea what this has to do with survival skills Actually she has identifying which plants and berries are poisonous. She was quizzing herself. It’s foreshadowing because she later dies from eating poisonous
mocha-warlock: jordanifying: spooky-je: do you guys ever just hate that feeling when you realize that you’ve become the third wheel in a friendship and the only way to get people to really notice you is if you have to fucking scream and yell and
amenpenis: cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
flamingstar8: dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all their movies suck no emotional centerpiece at all nope or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes and they have no aesthetic appeal
im not even tired look guys I have so much energy
I wanna have sex exactly like this
you don't like horror movies?
Dear you, Knowing that you still have feelings for you ex, there isn’t a possibility that you’ll like me now. Wishing that you’ll someday forget about her and understand what I’m trying to say in this vent.
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
freebecauseofhe: planstobesurprised: hopefisch: I would adore having a space like this SHOOT. We’re getting a loft. I decided. I would love to live in a loft
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
sometimes i feel like starting a vlog but idk what about, ideas?
Someone freaking reposted my artI am both oddly flattered, but mostly ENRAGED like wtf jeezus you could have just, oh I dunno, reblog it??thank you xlthuathopec for catching them, I really love all the hardwork you do to catch reposters!
Having a Senpai reblog your art and getting notes like
So the Reaper not regenerating health from the souls he collects anymore makes sense in the sense on that he could heal himself off kills he didnt do himself so like thats nice but him getting health from the damage he puts out is bullshit because he
can someone explain to me how somebody can not like somebody they don’t even know?
psst do you guys know some HS pick up lines? 8’) like those really bad lines from tumblr valentines lmao I actually need them to make valentines
blu-iv: jormunganndr: elreyputo: jormunganndr: In what fucking world is this chuncky? Can we leave basic gays using fake body positivity for likes behind us please? Chuncky? I have to laugh One time he was called fat while he was in 3rd grade
I’m confused at what is so difficult to understand about this? I explained it’s because forcing gender roles onto men makes it humiliating… because I’m a woman and do all those things (not because I feel like I have to but because I enjoy
Anyways y’all better stop pretending like intersectional feminism doesn’t include discussion and recognition of ageism.
