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find i have like on porn pin board
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Yay the new toys for Kitten have arrived!
Like so bad
Have a creepy unicorn with my head on it.
zanabism: harry-potter-on-meth: zanabism: bravery is not an option for us. girls HAVE to be brave in order to work the night shift, to take the last bus home, to walk to a friend’s house alone. we do not have the luxury of choosing. Or you could
pepperree:duxwontobey:pepperree:pepperree:It’s almost Single’s Awareness Day Valentine’s Day!!!I think you are all amazing and beautiful! Thanks for sticking around and I hope you have a fine day! Also my platonic Valentine’s greeting. Not everybody
Wow just accidentally found a blog that was all about amputation/turning people into inanimate objects fetishes… wtf???? Like why would anyone fetishize disability or having limbs removed omg
sotosot: @pyrokai Seems to have had too many glamburgers. Seems they’re really transforming him into, like, a totally different person, and stuff! don’t go thinking I’ll be doing fanart now
thebuttkingpost: kappatain-crunch: mr-champloo: glowcloud: *straight person voice* love whoever the fuck you want to love!!! Why does it have to be a straight person saying this? What’s the point? because tumblr seems to have an unhealthy obsession
It always confuses me when neurotypicals think that all triggers are of the same intensity - like these asshats were getting angry about someone who had tagged something as “irl hands //” or something and they thought it was hilarious but like…
thebuttkingpost: I shouldn’t have been allowed to have these
heteromanticmarkiplier: B99 fans: but it’s a good show! It’s diverse and there’s lgbt characters! And they address police brutality and racism! It’s about good cops! Me: Yet like 99% of the fans I’ve seen just think it’s a good show and
like really one of my favorite things ever besides melon wolf is after posting something getting to read all the random comments people leave in reblogs/comments/tags on my post, sometimes they’re so great and i have like no way to thank people
I dont wanna be a Shadowhunter because I’d be a badass warrior girl. I want to be a Shadowhunter because I want to use runes and have a parabatai.
likeful:man if there’s one thing i could say to (young) people who have just been diagnosed w bpd….. do not go through the tags or follow blogs dedicated to bpd like don’t do it
like having the next two days off is nice but man could i use a fuck buddy right now
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
Oh my god Oh my god You daft people You can’t block specific users from seeing your blog because all they’d have to do to get around it is LOG OUT You want privacy, run a private blog, but calm your collective selves about the blocking feature holy
Like most of posts I see about the Dragon Age 2 love interests (for like headcanons and stuff) have like huge paragraphs for Anders and Fenris (and don’t get me wrong, I like them just fine) and maaaaaybe something about Isabella but almost never
like on the design notes for the Funko figures, there’s notes on Pearl’s likeits like yes, she has big hands and feet! Its an important aspect of her character and the toy needs to include this to be accurate to her character. And I love that its
leftbehindletters: have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted
starksfell: those textbooks that rip out your sOul and eat it while you watch because you think you only have 1 question to do for homework but no it’s like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) j) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z)
jacknoir: i really fuckin dislike people who think they are superior for typing w proper grammar or for drinking tea or loving british shows or not wearing revealing clothing or not having sex like wow idc if you do those things but if you think it makes
ohshititsgreg: avvatar: duoverse: marcelinesexual: i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like this exists it’s called facial expression
treeporn: It’s not fair that we don’t all have this bed. Everyone should have this bed. Look at how amazing this bed is!
izolat: edating: kinda weird that you can think about someone as much as you want and they have no idea kinda weird that you can masturbate over someone as much as you want and they have no idea
kanyewesticle: hi can u not reblog posts from me and add a shit caption i feel like i am held responsible for your behavior and i have failed you as a mother
charming-tothelast: You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU
jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
mellarkish: Do you ever have that feeling when you’re really happy then you remember you have something important or stressful going on and you just
cheese3d: i have homework but i also have a laptop
tupacvevo: i have boobs… u have hands .. interesting ………….
I AM GOING TO CONFISCATE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE WRITERS AND BE LIKE, “YOU CAN HAVE THESE BACK WHEN YOU LEARN TO BE KIND TO THEM”
people who can draw on their phones have most likely sold their family to satan and art a force to be reckoned with.
where do people get their motivation to do anything like please fucking tell me.
you ever see a pair of thighs so nice/thick and you just hafta stop b/c like dayum.
having sensitive nipples more like jfmu
kinkshamer69: can people stop acting like big boobs are a ~desirable~ thing when really, when people talk about them being attractive, it’s like… big boobs, that are perfectly symmetrical, with small, pink areola & nipples, and no veins visible
goldtriforce: THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR
yourehidingfrommenow: domdean: cuntakinte: I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin you will never know which of these two statements reign true for
Am I the only person who looks at all the really amazing stuff people I know have done/can do and get really really depressed because I literally have nothing to show for my 19 years on this planet?
With school and my vanilla job i only have 1-2 bookings a week bc u don’t have time but I am so excited to graduate this may so I can accept more bookings
you always have a friend who has that one friend you hate mercilessly
Like. I literally wanna go. I don’t wanna do this anymore. God, it just gets worse and worse. Just when I think the worst is over, this shit comes completely left field.
I was being super ‘fuck me now’ which made darfin super aggressive and we might have had the roughest sex ever
sooo I think I have arthritis or something lol, my knees have hurt really bad at random times for years so thats not really normal but after working the last two days with my hands non-stop I woke up this morning and my hand that I mainly used hurt and
other girls are so pretty and it makes me feel like a big pile of poop
Even though I’ve had cats for like 2 years now it still dawns on me every now and again that holy shit I have living things to look after that depend on me
my computer is janxed like some shit and I tried to borrow my brother’s external hard drive because I wanted to watch some movies he had and he told me “remember to remove it safely so it doesn’t get corrupted cause it has important
do you guys like to nickname all your pokemon or just some and not others?
like what is it with cats? i cannot visibly tell that my cats are aging. i forget how old they are. with my dogs, it was so obvious that they were getting old and i was constantly aware of how old my oldest dog was. but my cats? they are the same. are
Like I have DEFINATELY never ever done this in my life… especially when i was a child.also I have never ABSOLUTELY stole granma’s meds and syringe to heal plushes.Or made an eye transplant from Mufasa to Simba because they were related and so
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Have you ever known someone who types/texts with perfect grammar or just at the very least puts a period at the end of their sentences? Like you can send a pic with ‘Look at this view!!!!’ and they hit you with“Looks good.”like??? are you upset???
anyway I’m p sure others have noticed too but Karkat and Terezi don’t even have one single chat together planned (yet?) and that’s like??almost as if the plot doesn’t want them to interact anymore or even to be friends, that’s strange to say
what kinds of things would u guys like to see more of from my art?
prokopetz:“I wish I could make a game but get other people to do all the art and writing and programming and” you literally can. It’s called being the project manager, and all you have to do to get this job is be willing to write all
I have a lot of feelings about people who are completely and entirely able to constantly stay hydrated with clean, fresh drinking water, but choose not to. There are SO many people in the world who have literally no access to clean drinking water and
