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Me: *has like a million things I have to/want to do* My motivation and drive: Hey, let’s watch the entirety of the Star Trek canon! I will be distracted and next to useless until we accomplish this
Both of my dogs now have one (1) gray whisker. They are now officially old men.
My little sister told me this story about how last month her grade was having some kind of holiday pancake party and one of her friends asked the parent helper if she could have more butter, they gave it to her and she left and then my little sister heard
artemispanthar: Anyone got any recommendations for couch co-op games? My little sister is on summer break atm so I’m looking for some games we can play together. We’re currently having a blast with Overcooked 2 but it’d be nice to have options.We
My siblings and I have had these cute Christmas stocking since we were kids which have plush animal heads on the top (mine is a moose) with paws over the opening. I wanted to get a matching one for my mom since she never got one for herself way back and
thatsmoderatelyraven: whenever im having a bad day i remember that i never have to take a math class again and i feel a lot better
chrispratt: What do you know? We don’t all have the luxury of deciding when and where we want to care about something. Suddenly the Rebellion is real for you? Now that you’ve got a stake in it, and - and - now that you don’t have another life
spychecking-your-butt: Oh my god, what have I done. I have no life I ship them like FedEx bbys
ghost-anus: yourswiftles: so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life and I find these i doNT UNDERSTAND I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE HELP ME paranormal blacktivity
harukaxd:some people have livesi have yugioh.
dollymyfolly: I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t
m3glit: meghaljanardan: i just want to let ya’ll know i was never asked out to a school dance in high school and have never been on a date in all 24 years of my life. i’m not mad about it, just trying to normalize it. I was never asked out in
grapewallofchina: have a great thanksgiving guys enjoy having your life choices questioned by every family member
starbulletz: heyh8r: r3gicid3: inmyboxershalfstonedd: autumnseeds: Anxiety (2013) Oh… well, thank you tumblr for making me realise I might actually have a slight anxiety issue… because this totally explains me. I’m so glad I’m not this
best-of-funny: yourneighborhoodfaggot: bitchiel: justaddtommy: i think we’re out of ink have you tried turning it on and off again Have you checked to see if your printer is plugged in? X
Yeah, I’m stressing over various things this evening that have been plaguing me for weeks now. I’m surprised I don’t have a fucking ulcer right now.I can’t express how much my mother’s girlfriend pisses me off. I don’t
repress: Do you ever want to talk to someone but 1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life
blondebrainpower: Leonor Fini, Paris, 1938 Anonymous, Courtesy of Leonor Fini Estate“I always imagined I would have a life very different from the one that was imagined for me, but I understood from a very early time that I would have to revolt in
wewillfightuntilthend:“Normal, ordinary people do not think like a Serial Killer. They have no conception of what is going on in a killer’s mind, how he operates. They don’t read, which is rightfully so. If they have a life to live, they’re
cloudfreed: widewonderworld: zorilleerrant: widewonderworld: Donna Noble was a female character who: -was in her early forties but didn’t have her life all together yet -didn’t have a perfect Hollywood figure but nobody made a joke about her
lameborghini: why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
To people who don’t have allergies: Fuck you.
neotropicalprince:we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
buddhacoffee: A lot of people I followed have been leaving Tumblr. And suddenly it makes me sad to see that one day all of us will abandon our blogs. Either delete them, or never log back on. One day we will have a life, and suddenly all our emotions,
scienceandfandoms: Fuck, I’m having the biggest nostalgic trip looking at some of these Nicktoons which I grew up on; Like Three Delivery And El Tigre (Which is made by the same people as Book of Life and in the same universe I think?) Or The Secret
beholdthemem: Do Wayne and Katy actually have a last name Probably as someone from a small town I have a theory… everyone has the same last name except the mcmurrays. Where I’m from is about the same size about 98% of the population has the
teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to
-__- I tell myself positive things and look on the bright side of things to keep my mind away from negativity and bringing myself down. But it is difficult when I have to face the reality of things. Sucks. Sucks a lot. Especially having to live up to
It sucks knowing how little time I have left in college, especially considering the fact that I was a transfer. I am in a love/hate relationship with my school. But I have met so many cool cats and got close to some of my friends who go here from
Idk how much more I have to give. How much more do I have to do? How many more days will I sit here daydreaming? Can I be relieved ? I’m selfless and giving, willing and loving.
I’m having doubts and second thoughts. Maybe I shouldnt have changed my mind I don’t think this is for me There’s something better and more worth But what is it
3amMehh so anxious constantly waiting. I already have a feeling I won’t get any interviews☹️ ugh fml. And I still have two more apps I’m hesitant to submit/attempt. Not sure if it is even worth it due to my stats 😔
7/9/2019 I’m ashamed of falling off my rigerous and ambitious fitness goals. I have many excuses and reasoning but that dwelling on those have shown me to extend these feelings of guilt and resentment against myself. It took me a while to realize
harleyquinnsmissconduct: Night night my lil freaks have an amazing weekend filled with lots of naughty adventures, then tell me about it cause I’m boring n have no life :-/ lol ~Love, Harley
i-really-heichou: When Fuku-shuu does the knk/snk crossover with Akkey as Armin and Annie’s kid, then my life will be complete. But like how?? How does Annie even redeem herself and have her own happily ever after?? Or maybe she is still on the run
Sketch Dump: The Optometrist (Modern AU) Despite having 20/20 vision his entire life, Levi somehow develops a case of myopia at the age of 25, and his work supervisor Erwin recommends that he get prescribed a pair of glasses (Mainly because he cannot
I have nothing to do, I have no presents to give so I’m trying to avoid midnight for the presents giving, I feel horrible. Then again I don’t like my family. anyways Merry Christmas if this month wasn’t a bitch I would’ve
Sadly, I’m getting less and less online with my new schedule, I even have slightly less sleeping time *groan* I haven’t even take my anti-depressant for weeks now, I don’t even have to to be depressed, (not complaining about that
zeldafromhyrule: I am a gamer. Not because I don’t have a life, but because I choose to have many.
queen-of-ashes: “I feel I have carried nothing else but memories. But now, here, in this place, with you, and with my mother, I feel… reborn. As if I have a life to lead.”
sassyyogi: You don’t always have to have your life sorted out and get it all together, and that’s okay. What’s more important is to trust that at the end of the day, this too, shall pass. x #loveandalliscoming (Instagram: @sassyyogi) (at 🌟Snapchat:
callmechaos: bunny-undertaker: 64memories: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE Canadians… WE ARE NOT THAT DUMB.…Unless of course the people being chased decided “Okay okay, we’ll give ourselves up, this weather is getting
the-bite-of-frost: frequentlytimelow: kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so accurate in all my life… do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt. Did
21hr: people who can draw a star without having crossing lines in the middle really have their life together
fake-mermaid: i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs
inceztum: Having a hot Cousin who is such a slut that she willing to fuck you is probably the best thing a guy can have in life.
ananarchie: kids are fucking fragile, ok? when you have no life experience you have nothing to compare your troubles to and many things ARE, in fact, the worst thing to ever happen to you. i’m 20. and i had a rough week this week. and one of the reasons
Snippets from my husband’s Xbox live party that I’ve overheard so far“Fun fact I call my taint the badlands”“I see, have you tried having sex?” (discussing fertility struggles)“When you eat a Tic Tac does it make you sad because it reminds
I have to get a root canal done😓💔 if it weren’t for my pregnancy I’d definitely consider changing my name and starting a new life in South America 😓
belovedgames: Being a gamer is not about having no life, it’s about choosing to have many.
moonbrains: dresswellactbad: Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already. this.. is so hard… to keep in mind… No shit. So you have to work hard at it.
I just really want to have sex with someone who thinks I’m the most beautiful girl ever. Ordinarily, I feel pretty alright about myself. But I’ve been going through a lot with the end of the semester, doctors appointments, & major life
0ff-the-rails: interventi0ns: have—not: how cute are they can i please have their life 🔩
pony-fuhrer: vixyhoovesmod: funfrom4chan: Win! ive had this happen before , its scary as shit, if one speeds up or slows down you have no escape you cant change lanes, they literally have your life in their hands. truck drivers that do this should
ananarchie: kids are fucking fragile, ok? when you have no life experience you have nothing to compare your troubles to and many things ARE, in fact, the worst thing to ever happen to you.i’m 20. and i had a rough week this week. and one of the reasons
writing-prompt-s: You have the super power to repair anything to a perfect state by touching it an concentrating, you’ve fixed cars, houses, etc but you’ve never done it to living tissue. You find out you have a life threatening disease years later
batmanisagatewaydrug:would you guys have sex in a house where you knew there was a ghost that could be watching the whole time yes or no for context the ghost is a creepy child ghost you can’t have sex with it
buffalojills:“I suffered so why should anyone else have it easy” is definitely one of the worst outlooks anyone could have on life
