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Alex didn’t even notice his chest begin to expand or the fact that his mind was draining out from under him; it had all happened so smoothly. All he knew what that a nice old man was soon standing in front of him, grinning a toothy grin.“Suck my Dick
too-stoned-to-remember: monkeyknifefight: meganbmoore: devilsdaydream: there were no digital effects used in that shot. they actually had David Bowie hanging upsidedown on this rig system with his boot glued to the brick. then they just flipped him
That sucks for whoever was working there today. They had to shut it down, pound the alarm
weddingred: i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
(SPOILERS for Justice League)The nice thing about most of my problems with this movie is that I can still point back at Batman v Superman and blame it, because without the dangled plot threads of that, at least one awkward as hell scene wouldn’t have
is there an Anime for Experts category that unlocks after you clear theone on netlfix
Had a dream about the now-exWe still weren’t official anymore, but we were together…we had a good time…like before…things had gotten better.And when I was awake I was just likebrain no why stop
katbaumann: Friggin’ loved the new Ghostbusters movie! And because I want to show my support for the kickass Leslie Jones, I drew my favorite Patty moment, wherein she had the most sensible interaction with a ghost mannequin that you can have. <3
blame-my-muses: goawfma: this is an insult I once applied and interviewed at a bookstore cafe for a barista position. It was way closer to my home, and I had almost a decade of experience working in a coffee shop at that point. Got to the interview,
vampires-and-witches: I saw everyone on twitter tearing Emma Watson apart for saying she’s self - partnered instead of single and decided to watch her interview for British Vogue to know what the hell was she trying to say with that. I was very surprised
That was unexpected
goondere replied to your post:goondere replied to your post:Being 6’5, I never…fuck I’m still 5’11” #damnimjealous Naw man, that’s average height. I used to know this dude named Rene that was like 5'4 and he had a real fucking napolean
That feeling of not pulling out is indescribable….I wish I had that wet open sloppy hole to fuck and nut in
Look I had to draw them ok
surprisedentistry:surprisedentistry:just did a background check that made me list every address i’ve lived at as an adult. i have lived a lot of places (like a dozen different addresses) so i had to piece together where i’ve lived over the
twofingerswhiskey: reichenbachtrip: chaiteaprincess: sofakeitsfox: Remember when every girl wanted this phone yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone. then
gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: A second ago I had to go to the bathroom, but I don’t think I need to pee anymore.
visualtraining: Saint Philomena is a controversial figure because nothing is known about her or was ever written about her. She was a corpse from the 4th century found in 1802 that had appeared to have been given the burial of a virgin martyr. There
When I was a kid my siblings and I had an autograph book at Disneyland for the characters to sign. When we got Cruella’s signature she signed her name so hard and angry that the pen broke and the ink bit went rocketing up into the air.It was pretty
I wish I still had that Demidevimon on a mini skateboard toy I had as a kid. Random character in a skateboard was such a 90’s novelty, you don’t see much of those anymore
didyouknowgaming: Digimon’s Video Game Origins. More InfoMore Anime Games: http://bit.ly/2oD7Pxi Aw, I had that exact Digimon handheld device when I was a kid! I loved it so much
doxiequeen1: It took me a while but I got this dress finished and I really like how it turned out!! I had some ups and downs with this project. Mainly because it didn’t turn out as planned. But I think it ended up turning out better than I had planned,
ginnymcqueen: stylinsonxhealy: satanstrousers: One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live
foxybaggins: I’ve had a fair few hair colours over the years eh?? Super young when I was a blonde. And super emo 😂 What’s your favourites..? Tempted to have a change. Hmm.
rupted: I had a dream where I was a researcher and I discovered that the Lernaean hydra was actually a colossal cephalopod with a really fast regeneration ability and a toxic bite. The “heads” were actually tentacles and fire suppressed it’s ability
toueinc: there is no reason for him to have a bandage around his head here but i imagine he put it on himself he probably had a headache for the first time and had no idea what it was or how to fix it
staff: We recently learned that a third party had obtained access to a set of Tumblr user email addresses with salted and hashed passwords from early 2013, prior to the acquisition of Tumblr by Yahoo. As soon as we became aware of this, our security
heathyr: Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?
femmefatale-rps: daeneryus: SOPHIE WAS PLAYIN AND THEN SEES NATALIE AND MIMICS HER #no one in the world has ever had a bigger girl crush than the one that sophie has on natalie
plotprincessss: tayelchapo: anaisfokoua: pettylifepresident: britskeyy: proverbialking:grizzlygains: wamwanfood: NSFW. I’m so turned on and I just had somethjng mac n cheese nything = mouthgasm this shit looks GROSS ! Especially that chocolate
ghostquick: elizabitchtaylor:hellahealy:3treehill:empathydisorder:yoncevevo:FUCKif i feel like i just had a religious experience watching that, holy fuck, i can only imagine what that girl felt like. im honestly sick to my stomach she is amazing So
nativepeopleproblems: potatoish: nativepeopleproblems: compulsive lying is a defense mechanism, not a method of manipulation oh my god I never knew I just thought I was a horrible human bein???? That’s because people are awful and they convinced
heathyr: Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie? House
birdcagesanddemons: humansofnewyork: “My husband and I sold everything we had to afford the journey. We worked 15 hours a day in Turkey until we had enough money to leave. The smuggler put 152 of us on a boat. Once we saw the boat, many of us wanted
That had to be a white barber, h a d t o b e.
just-shower-thoughts: Men will never know what it feels like to have a fart creep forward and go up inside your vagina. Then you gotta do a weird bend to re-fart your fart. That sounds….unfortunate
tarynel: chrissongzzz: Wow Lmao most niggas cant handle the thought of their woman doing what they do. Odd but niggas gon nig. I had a coworker that had a side business doing landscaping, and I’d work with him during the summer to earn a lil
dcjosh: ryanlangdraws: I’ve had people insist that I used 3d an photos, despite my assertion that I haven’t. You can see the thread here http://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/2ag3ku/this_is_a_painting_iron_man_by_ryan_lang/ But this isn’t
classyvoidsinner: jmbad-art: Haven’t had time to post this piece since Animazement (I finished it right before) I had an amazing time guys - thanks to all that bought or otherwise enjoyed this piece!!! I’ll be selling it again next year
I bet 10 bucks that Keima going to ask the megami sisters to make Yokkyun a real girl and that’s how the manga is going to end.
plaidcushion: Today i saw a bench that looked like it was supposed to be a really cool art piece but on further inspection had just been hit by a car
snapchatting: in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and
that awkward moment when your watching a movie with your girl and its a sad part and you want to cry but you don’t want to because your with your girl and she hasn’t even started crying yet… yeah never have had that type of moment,
Had a dream last night that me and this guy I had a thing for many years ago (we were both too awkward to make a proper move) were actually dating and running around like we were 19 again and it was so cute and I miss him
She had been there for hours. Restrained, muted, deafened, blinded and she never knew which hands from what strangers the touches came from. Some were just a faint caress, some sharp pinches, some long and lingering touches that burned her mind. It
official-putin: when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the
glowcloud: u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up
firebearisland: mrtwentington: This is better than every episode of Scream Queens combined I didn’t know Neicy Nash had that in her! #respect
414lilj: All I’m tryna do is turn all this anger I’ve had inside of me for years into love. That’s all. That’s it.
HSV-1I NEED TO GET THIS OUT THERE- but I don’t have many followers, please help me. I have the herpes simplex virus that causes oral breakouts, and I’ve found a way to treat the sores in an amazingly quick way. My DOCTOR suggested applying triple
I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. THIS IS CLEARLY STATED IN MY BIO BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERENT AWARE. PLEASE DONT HIT ON ME, SUBMIT NUDES TO ME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I WAS BORN IN 1999. IM A CHILD. PLEASE.
had a very bad dream that I was trying to escape people who were trying to hurt me and I was in this town I had never been to and no one would help me and I just kept running and hiding and going in and out of buildings but they were always behind me
that's not pee, that's squirt
folklifestyle: Among the hipster types @kylekriegerhair’s tree line wrist tattoo is legendary. I can’t remember the first time I saw it…had to have been years ago on some random tumblr site. Back then I had no idea it belonged to a real person…but
joethejohnston: Some boards and animation I did for the characters solo’s section of the SU extended intro. I timed them out to the demo track that Rebecca Sugar did before the full song was recorded. I think I had that song on repeat for two weeks.
avas-poltergeist: This is a funny scenario till you realize that Garnet previously had grabbed her from behind and violently squished her to death.
ok so saber is 154 cm and rin is 159 cm and if that aint hte cut est shit the n i dont kno w w w w
chaotichero: “We told him it was just a kilt. He’d never worn a uniform before so he didn’t know.”“Hahaha. That is terrible…”“Hey! The girls all said he had nice legs. I did that jerk a favor.”
blurryfaceinspace: put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”
