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mechanicalrosebride: If you are naturally big, That’s fine If you are naturally skinny, That’s fine If you are naturally big and work your ass off everyday and enjoy it just to get the figure you want, That’s fine If you are naturally Skinny
allyson-wonderlnd: What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.
back-that-sass-up: spyduck: rupindah: i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost ษ for an eyeshadow primer anymore i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to
imintoparamore: she’s got a body like an hourglass that’s tickin’ like a clock
petrichorthearcadianmouse: porpoiseshavepurpose: Sorry, but someone needed to say this。。。 Also, I’d like to point out that Nash Grier only has 13 videos that I highly doubt he put any real work into. I mean, Kickthepj has 196 videos that he
z-co: one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the
somethingpointy: Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease. Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids. Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms. Fauns that go around
timelordangel: we all have that one band that when you listen to it it’s like talking to an old friend that has never let you down and somehow it makes everything better
tom-sits-like-a-whore: benot-may: bluesigma: piikopoko: you were either a winx or a w.i.t.c.h this makes me feel old. I was totally a spy i was aLL THREE
nickcarragay: isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
thetowerofpimps: 2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
pinnedagainstapotplant: “It sounds ridiculous that music is the best therapy but that’s the reason why we’re still here. It’s the one thing that kept us going the intire time.” x
craigdaniels-deactivated2014032: She don’t care what kind of things people used to do and she don’t care that what she does has an effect on you,‘cause she’s got freedom in the 21st Century. [x]
kismaayo: job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
coolasme: ”You just never know when somebody’s gonna die. It could happen at any moment, so you’ve got to really treat everybody that way. Just really let everybody know how you feel about them.” - John Frusciante
hylianvillager: perfectiero: you know that one album that youve listened to so many times and youd defend it with your life and you can anticipate every single little note that comes after the other and you can sing along to every word and it just has
curiouslymistook: healthycomfyhappy: blk0912: boredandmoist: This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal. Today, I just got the keys to my first house. Give it time. Needed this today when you hear people preach that it gets better,
yelyahwilliams: marielxhearts: Hayley what glitter do you use? That is amazing shine power!!! that’s some urban decay glitter pen thing with mac glitter pigment on top! layer that shiz all day!!!
helioscentrifuge: theeverfreeforest: UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A
whitegirlsaintshit: thagoodthings: kegelgod: doncheftw: lovethyhippie: cassandracaindesiresstuff: fiialqamarr: hereinidaho: sizvideos: Watch it in video Follow us on Tumblr DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. Wow what the shit lmao what Errbody got
major-leaque: when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking
fieldbears: I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like ‘fuck all y'all, that’s one of the best things I’ve done’ plus one
thesassycat: thesassycat: thesassycat: thesassycat: I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper wtf I just made that post oh wait that is my post I havent slept in 2 days
brokebut-wealthy: ghostbabie: literarygingerfox: ghostbabie: literarygingerfox: This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ. tumblr user
ifyoucarryonthisway: the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun
talking-about-sagas-and-bands: Music was your real passion, this thing you held dear even above family. It was this relationship that never betrayed you. Once it became your job - this thing that was highly visible, this thing that became about commerce
lacigreen: squidsqueen: What makes me so happy about this is that she isn’t telling you you must love your body or that you are obligated to. She saying you have permission to. And that’s important, because there are a lot of reasons why people
bluejaysaremagic: spoopytobio: cool tips for having fun during october: dont post screamers dont post popups dont post anything that could cause panic/anxiety attacks dont be a dick The spook is fun but that is not spook. That is not fun for anyone.
spoopyrump: NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All
lameboy-color: empress-of-derp: onlyblackgirl: foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea: Iggy Azalea and kraft singles That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.
legendarilyinvisible: does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that
severalbadpunslater: whoreoscopes: doomf: That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say? this is literally my favorite post on tumblr
the-awesome-adventurer: the-awesome-adventurer: the-awesome-adventurer: I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different
excessunrated: severalbadpunslater: whoreoscopes: doomf: That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say? this is literally my favorite post on tumblr IT’S BACK.
tes1a: RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home
rosetylr: If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to interject and say that’s
onlyblackgirl: foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea: Iggy Azalea and kraft singles That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.
mukefreakshow: When will I become a cool blog that randomly gets cute asks and sweet little blurbs like is there a follower number that you must pass to reach that or am I just hated
casualxffair: piece of advice: keep listening to the band that keeps you alive everyday. never let go of them, and never forget what they got you through
famaululat:bouncybat:Hey guys, I wanted to share with you a visual example of why you should leave your cat’s claws intact. First off, let me say that I was 9 or 10 when I got my cat, and therefore didn’t really get a say in what happened to her claws.
theactualharrystyles:“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”well yeah everyone was talking about it i got curious i watched it and i liked it how is that a bad thing
onlyblackgirl:danfreakindavis:obama is fucking done with all this bullshit in that last gifObama bout to do some mic drops these last years in term. Ain’t got shit to lose.
kanrose:kanrose: STUFF TO NOT EVER DO: tell a person with depression/anxiety/eating disorder that their illness makes YOU suffernever ever do this please this is the worst fucking thing you could ever tell someone who is sick I got anon hate for this
classwarfairy:shout out to everyone who was forced to internalize all their emotions growing up and now have a constant underlying anger that colors every part of their lives bc they never got to learn how to process their feelings
redgrieve:chemicallysleeping:wehatefeminism:Feminists say that if they walk around naked and get raped, it’s not their fault. Let me ask you this, if you owned a bank and left the doors wide open with no security and you got robbed in the middle of
into-the-weeds:swyrs:not recognizing abusive behavior as abuse until you’re out of that situation is not at all unusual and does not mean your experiences are less real, less valid, that the abuse didn’t happen, or that you deserved it#the hallmark
theinnkeeperlibrarian:leepacey:a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for
fabfeminista:lynnerdo:jean-luc-gohard: vegansonplanetearth: anemicshoe: not-burnie: In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of
lyrasoxford:troylerfranta:The fact that 15 year old girls are looking at Christian Grey and thinking that he is the perfect man and that him and Anastasia have a healthy relationship is a sickening and terrifying thought.I mean like, I get this, and I
newtgender:ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted
snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
spicy-vagina-tacos: If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors
vrixie:irisannwest: do you ever do you ever just have that one class that one freaking class that just depresses you when you think about it because oh god you hate it so much The bourgeoisie
coffeeandcheesecake:thereichenbachfinn: remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her and it was like really troy really really yeah if
ragesyndrome: we tried to convince the history teacher that taylor swift ended the Cold War and he got so frustrated he just stared into the hallway for ten minutes