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wackyshenanigans: i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.
assholecliffxrd:my mum just asked why my eyebrows are so dark and before i could answer my dad threw his arms up into the air and yelled “it’s because she’s emo. let the child live a little”
snorlaxatives:american horror story: hotel has already been done before
jeffbuckleyforever: “And at the moment of his death he was more positive and more in control of his life and himself than he had ever been before. For someone to have lived each moment, in the moment, and loving freely, unconditionally? That boy
voidwish: i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing
coliseums:Amy Winehouse’s last live performance before she passed away
dinafairycake:i was tagged by seraphfem! heres my 6 *exclusive never before seen* selfies i d k who to tag sorry
llxah: llxah: llxah: OUR ART GROUP HAS A CHAT CALLED ‘FUCK BITCHES GET MONET’ NOW IT IS ‘WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GOGH GOGH’ ‘FIRST THINGS FIRST IM SURREALIST’
enemaroberts:who was I before uptown funk
just-shower-thoughts: If you watch Godzilla backwards it’s about a dinosaur who passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea
kenzeecarlile:timestoodstrong: mymodernmet: Heartwarming before-and-after photos show the difference a day of love makes in the life of a rescued pet. whoever said animals don’t have facial expressions look look at this and tell me you don’t see
xenosagaepisodeone:mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck
sixpenceee: End of the Hallway by reddit user whoeverfightsmonster Top stories of the week are: My Dad Started Acting Wierd Hell What We Sacrifice For Our Children Now onto the story: I have a long, dark hallway in my house. Before I go to bed,
awwww-cute:i’ve never seen a cat sit like this before
cocaineteas:gisellelikebeyonce:richdadzayn:antiteen:someone beat his ass before i doThis is so…OMG I laughed so hard!!
thepoeticlovechild:rudegyalchina:ohitsjustgreg:littleolmeandthensome:Yall trying to get people killed😂😂😂😂Lol you gotta catch these hands in the name of Jesus . Shorty would kill me before I can even turn my phone off
itsbritnyputa:before and after listen to work bitch
praedat0r:geeko-spfx:deletedthesun: geeko-spfx: my life before i turned 18: my life after i turned 18: Um, the legal drinking age is 21 Um, i live in the uk? The whole world isn’t America ffs
jaclcfrost:i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that
dicapriho:before i die i want to wrap all my dvd’s up and inside the boxes i’ll leave a note explaining why i love that particular movie and when i first saw it etc., then at my funeral each person attending will get a random dvd and whenever they
thenorsebros:if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42:xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
ejacurlate: *does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*
appetisers:HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES.
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe
afloweroutofstone: Viewing female drug cartel leaders as a form of feminist empowerment is something that I would refuse to believe exists if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes on here before
neverthought-youdhabit: Interviewer: have you been scared on stage before? Stone Gossard: Oh yea lots of times, especially when our singer starts climbing up on the ceiling at like 50 feet above the stage and like all out of trust its like hmm don’t
thisyearsboy-deactivated2019012: “I remember before the red carpet of the MTV Video Music Awards, I was thinking, ‘you want me to walk down this red carpet? Okay, fuck you, let’s do it.’ It was really a big fuck you. I didn’t anticipate backlash
canadad: oh my god i knew banksy was a god damn dweeb before but like this is so much worse
richardalperts: lahciguapa:momo33me:An old woman sells strawberries in Gaza . 2 February 2015Those are the most beautiful strawberries I ever seen. I’ve reblogged them before, but I would be head over heels for a basket of strawberries like that.
mournamora: artisticfigure: before disney started to suck ass if only we could reverse time
animal-factbook: Elephants requires hugging before going to sleep. Scientists have not found out why the animal craves the act but reports say that sometimes they would stay awake for hours if a hug is not given.
avelilith: gandalfstruth: Beethoven just doesn’t care. I’ve reblogged it before, and it still makes me giggle every time.
steelheartellie: tumblelog-user: because babies don’t have object permanence, that baby believes those balls are being destroyed from existence and created before his very eyes. if you thought that too, you’d likely have a similar reaction lol what
picturesquemockingbird: perfetic: this is the most precious beautiful picture ever i cannot right now When I first glanced at it, my first thought was ‘wow that’s a really good cosplay’ before i was just like ‘OMG WOW, I’M AN IDIOT’
priestmahad: versaceslut: before and after coffee “please don’t talk to me”*sips coffee*“please don’t talk to me”
taddle: kvothe-kingkiller: deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala: allonsy-sherlock: popetwitter: kaalashnikov: squeakykins: yzma: putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy #or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on wow excuse
tomhardyvariations: butterfly-effect: The film editor to Mad Max is a woman! The editor to this gorgeous, incredibly visually coherent movie is a woman by the name of Margaret Sixel, who has NEVER EDITED AN ACTION MOVIE BEFORE. Talk about rising to
buckywinchesters: were u ever that asshole kid who didnt wait for their friend to properly get off the slide first before u went down so u ended up just smacking into them…
iguanamouth: current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time
a6:do you ever kinda wonder how music is gonna evolve further? like where could music possibly go from here???? what new genres are gonna spring up that we’ve never imagined before???? do u think beethoven ever thought of trap music in his musty lifetime
sixpenceee: Underground Lava Rivers of Kamchatka. Lava runs underground before rising to the surface and cooling down. (Source)
i-want-ray-toros-hair: he remembered me before I even introduced myself I love this man please s eND HEL. P.
Celine Dion’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ classic is immortalized as you’ve never seen it before on a t-shirt with the classic hard rock combo of skulls, fire and satanic symbolism. AVAILABLE HERE
So I think she’s definitely still teething and that’s probably why I haven’t slept in 2 days 😓 she got ibuprofen before bed so hopefully tonight goes better. My other sister gets here next week and I’m excited not to be alone
bbqpaul: ayekelly: kacietehnerd: bbqpaul: ayekelly: »;DDD aw dude, don’t trip about the girlfriend thing. lol. :O i was aboutt to post that . LOL . i got there before you >;D haha . i’m too goood ;] dang, ladies, chill. it’s just a
whatwoahashley: I can’t remember the last time I got up before 12:30
misspurrrfect: my ass got spanked before i took these pictures
I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE ANACONDA. LIKE A LOT. LIKE IT’S ONE OF HER BEST SINGLES IMO. LOLOL AND I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT WOULD NEVER COME OUT MY MOUTH BASED ON THOSE UGLY SNIPPETS THAT GOT RELEASED BEFORE THE ACTUAL RELEASE DATE. OH GOD, HOW COULD
cumstarved: I was out drinking with a friend one afternoon when he asked if I knew were the bathrooms were. I pointed in the general direction, saying I thought they were over in the corner somewhere. Wrong answer, cunt, was all the warning I got before
come-to-bed: When these pictures get 100 notes each I will post a video of the blow job T got right before I took these :)
gaybathroomspy: I’ve got the before video of this and many more coming
sarassic-park: Hip & stretch marks. I got ~*artsy*~ before I took a shower this morning.
over60bigtits:My 42 year old son was trying to hold the video camera and fuck me at the same time. This was about all he got before he decided it was more important to fuck me properly than to hold the camera!
tatianamaslanies: klainky: i can’t believe the american government got cancelled before glee did #THIS IS IT THIS IS THE POST
“All you saw was an opportunity to hookup with a poor drunken girl!”-Me joking around about how Jon and I hooked-up when I crossed into the frat“Well, I didn’t have to ask you out after! But I did cuz I liked you from before all
iguanamouth: she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
tsvanity6: I got caught before i was gonna fuck myself . Better lock my door next time huh
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