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chauvinistsushi: velvetbrown: coolyourjetsbennie: buy these MANLY CANDLES for all your NO HOMO needs What the hell is camouflage supposed to smell like? insecurity
harampolice:me: beer is so nastybearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss
lyrasoxford:troylerfranta:The fact that 15 year old girls are looking at Christian Grey and thinking that he is the perfect man and that him and Anastasia have a healthy relationship is a sickening and terrifying thought.I mean like, I get this, and I
kamanderrabbit:“Are you happy? I am, man. Content and fully aware. Money, status, nothin’ to me ‘cause your life’s empty and bare, yeah….”
blackaudacity:dogthing2: portraitsofboston: “Hey man, take my picture!” “I can’t do it. It’s too dark.” “Yeah, we need some light. Let’s go over there.” “Are you homeless?” “Yes, I am.” “How long have you been homeless?”
tomdelongue: blink-182 - Man Overboard live @ Reading 2014
pearlinchains:““Aw man these are beautiful” …not my words - Dave Grohl’s“ - Torn Art
lastofthetimeladies: im-a-timelord-you-ass: lastofthetimeladies: lastofthetimeladies: MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND
in-the-age-of-darkness-deactiva: Happy birthday you crazy man! Jeff Ament, born March 10, 1963!
fannishbeth:twinntastic-vegan-princes:evilfeminist:Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and
theboycourt: So among a whole lot of other things, the white media is just going to ignore the fact that this man is dating a fucking middle schooler.
irishmythology: For sixpenceee “This weekend, 14 teenage attack clowns were arrested outside a high school in Agde, on the south coast of the country. In Montpellier, a man was beaten with a rod by a guy dressed as a clown and his two accomplices. And
theguiltybluecore:lilgideonsbighouse:crazy-cipher: Someone who’s never watched Gravity Falls please explain this image. an old man is blinded by the gay agenda right outside his window meanwhile a young and strong lesbian simply watches him crumble.
cr333333p: “Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m a villain.” “What gender are you?” “Evil.” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”
algoparapostear: The most beautiful part of a man’s body I think it must be there, where the torso sits on and, into the hips, those twin delineating curves, feminine in grace, girdling the trunk, guiding the eyes downwards to their intersection, the
troylersombrero: herestothegirlthatwreckedmyworld: wellisnthatwizard: hohenheiny: YOU GUYS SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I
hxrcvles: I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died
girl-garbage:You said hey man I love you but i’m watching my fucking weight
colorsinautumn:pros of wearing black clothingyou feel badass af you could kill a man it always looks great for any ocassion people fear you cons of wearing black clothing ??????????????? ??????? when you sit in the sun every piece of dust and fiber on
heartbreakpapi:l0tusflow3rbomb:Oop They going to kill my man. People don’t like to hear that raw truth
swagakuya-brogami:8isexual8itch:datunofficialdisneyprincess:theincredibleelastigirl:the-man-and-the-mouse:even the princesses fangirl over peterexcept aurora that bitch be faithfullook at phillip thoughcan you blame her?Goddamn.Phillip could get the
captain-zanthura:purridot:you either die a heroor you live long enough to see yourself become the villianWho hurt this man
nigeah: luvyourselfsomeesteem:tay-n:man, listen. Yall eating cheese sticks with the Gods and what not my heart dropped like y’all livin mane.
rubyfruitjumble:Don’t say u dislike eminem in front of any man under 30 because he’ll freak out and start telling u Eminem Life Facts that u didn’t ask for
kinglordbryan:This is the face of the man you always knew existed but never wanted to think about.
f-a-i-r-e:maggieehall:strugglingthroughsociety:mind-of-candy-floss:b-ak3d:setbabiesonfire:impala-sonic-deductions:vivere-est-ars:every woman on tumblr should have this on their dashAnd every man Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things
musicals-are-punk-rock: [welcome to the black parade starts playing] oh naw nah man that was soo long ago i’m not a fuckin emo anymore yo i jusWHEN I WAS. A YOUNG BOY.. MY FATHE R
sexlovepeacedrugs: i-am-matticus: havea-nicedaze: c0urtneys: b0mbb: wall-flawer: rip-aaliyah: man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture. Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!! Oh my gosh this is amazing
whitegirlsaintshit: yungmeduseld: micdotcom: This homeless man was just looking for a place to sleep — but stopped a rape instead On March 27, while he was in search of a place to sleep that night, Ketrell Ferguson of Washington, D.C., overheard
70sgoddess: mermaidinthetower: Robert Plant who gave this man a guitar?
rainerisin: americanhighwayflower:I wish I knew what it must’ve been like in 1990 to hear Man in the Box on the radio for the first time and be like holy fuck who is this I think about this for dozens of songs.
deadnovember: wow ok so friendly reminder that lynz is an incredible person who deserves to be recognized for her talents and achievements rather than defined by the man she married ?????
h3artofau: I thought romance was dead, but all that changed Saturday evening while out having a few beers when I witnessed two people slow dance to “Man in the Box” by Alice in Chains. Love is alive and well.
tastefullyoffensive: A older man has been spotted multiple times taking his pet tortoise for slow walks around the Tsukishima area of Tokyo, Japan. (photos via rocketnews24)
caritsu:Man takes 20 different drugs and paints self portraits. Amazing artist.
fitandfruity:sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing back this prime
germanthot: ‘But what if you met the right man, who worshipped and adored you? Who’d do anything for you? Who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?’ ‘I'd pity him’ Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family 1991
shutupitspunk: One of the many reasons I love Eddie Vedder. The man gets it.
melancholy-ollie: this man is taking his drama queen status to new heights
flowury: flowury:when u get so bored during class you wittle an almond into a tiny man make him famous
deanscabbages: lovelixst: rivendellcustomersupport: this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man how did you get in there. how did you get out of there
overlypolitebisexual: have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly
bigheckingmeme: literallysame: what-is-this-i-dont-even:Man what the fuck yet another unrealistic expectation for women pepperoni tiddies
kinglordbryan: This is the face of the man you always new existed but never wanted to think about.
grungebook: Listen: Duff McKagan teams with ex-GNR bandmate Izzy Stradlin and Alice in Chains’ Jerry Cantrell for new song “How To Be a Man”
suspend: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even de-lighted
samaurigro:cartoonpolitics: “Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women.” ~ (unattributed) Bless the human who made this post
sweatriver-movemountain:heathyr:You know what’s fun? Reclaiming your femininity after years of feeling and acting like you couldn’t be “girly” because “girly” things were “bad.” Man I’ll fuck you up with red lipstick on while wearing
smashnpumpkns: do-what-thou-wilt-to-me-drpage: Old Man Jimmy: Daily Life Starter Pack IM CRYING
shadeofazmeinya: lapis-lazull: someone whos never watched psych please explain this photo Guy in blue shirt tries blessing a man in latin but the guy behind him knows he’s just quoting shrek
sushinfood: shrekyourself-wreckyourself: dashbeardconfessional:dashbeardconfessional: STUNTZ SO XTREME That’s one giant man… This is me.
jonasnightingay: somebody please let this man retire
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
pocketbeastie: So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and
reasons im a 70 yr old man:
bycrookedsteps: groupienights: “john lennon was a wife beater and racist why do u like him!! whats wrong with u!!!” b i t c h where are your receipts fucking show me i know everything about this man and his fucking band pull out the goddamn receipts
lesruinesduvieuxpont: Long hair makes any man 300% more attractive and if you disagree you’re wrong.
smellsliketeenkurt: I simply love this man
punchlikeawhitegirl: king-mygas: Someone who doesn’t watch Steven Universe, please explain this picture: The long nosed ninja is losing a rap battle, badly, and her friends are too embarrassed to tell her that you can’t rhyme man with ham.