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Getting warmed up at the Gloryhole and taking care of the first stranger with a sloppy blowjob and impressive deepthroat skills!https://GloryholeSwallow.com
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getting random really sweet anons makes my day better.
tfw I draw teats and get no negative responses. :D I remember a couple of months ago when I’ve drawn them for the first time, my inbox was filled with whiny complaints and hate almost immediately. I guess time has corrupted the fandom and changed
callistoponi: So, yeah, I totally got a happy meal just to get the pony toy… Excuse me, but my personally rainbowified Celestia is way better! I’m still mad about the fact that they don’t have Applejack.
>Planning on having a productive weekend and draw lots>Get invited to the Alpha of this stupid fun and addictive game>Play all weekend long>Greentexting on tumblr Oh well! Thank god they shut down the servers today and the Alpha is over, I
eqad-mod: jelligator: coelasquid: broliloquy: bitchenwitch: pontivs: This test is actually legit. but what the fuck is wrong with the rest of this country? yes, i don’t get a single of these other phrases esp wolf is giving birth and devil beating
I want to get punched by Captain Jasper Hurricane
ifuckingloveminerals: heir-of-gravity: adventuresinchemistry: adventuresinchemistry: I think my favorite thing about that care and keeping of your scientist post is all the geologists getting salty in the tags about the fact that I jokingly said they
So the Rutiles have a Creepy Twin Language they only use when they’re alone together and you can’t convince me otherwise.Also, I somehow just tipped over 500 kudos and 11k story views after thinking just a few hours ago that it would be great to get
random doodle cuz I’m in a weird mood today
Final thought of the night; If someone is making r34 of your top tier waifu, don’t get mad, in fact you should be happy because that means that you would have top tier porn… And if the art isn’t good, well… Don’t be so hard with guy
When suddenly from nowhere you get very horny for 1 sex act and dont know why
What’s with the increase in creepy fucking messages today? Guys listen, messaging some random girl on the internet and telling her you wanna fuck her in the arse and make her cum in 0.33647 seconds is…!!!!!!NOT GOING TO WORK!!!!!Don’t
fatsexybitch: heatherbat: moniquill: saucefactory: verysharpteeth: chandra75: agent-mizzle: Every time I post something about Norman Reedus and it gets reblogged you fangirls just gotta swoon and add your own cutesy caption. Nothing against fangirl
Random but on the ppg reboot script leak i just KNEW theyd make buttercup a toxic lesbian trope bc it’s just way too easy, just make their personality having sex with random women 24/7 and happily cheating on multiple girls, idk it just rubs me
lakkimi: [VID] [151217] INFINITE - For You Release Event - Winter Party at Zepp Tokyo - “With” (Impromptu Encore)They didnt prepare any song for encore, so Hoya just randomly started singing With and the members just followed suit. And Woohyun finished
As incredible as it feels, my ranger is now 135. Many, many scarabas died for that. Maaaaaaaaaaany. And more will die today because I’m not going to rest until Ren gets Sacrament. (Sacrament /slur) I’m currently sitting on 124 Bloody Branches
Whenever I’m horny I become an exhibitionist and love to share. When I’m done I get all don’t look at me.
you know something i just realized? dudes like bun b trae the truth and killer mike. they get good looks cuz theyre good dudes. theyre never short on conversation and theyre always down to engage w/ their fans, reporters and industry ppl alike. thats
k im only gonna say this once and never again. if you dont like something that i post thats fine. but dont ask me where im from and be tasteless and vulgar.rude comments are not welcome on my posts. get it? got it? good. ty
just bcuz something has “no strings attached” doesnt mean you cant get tied up in it
i notice alotta times that ppl dont realize that they can affect ppl w/ their words. i mean theres ppl that wanna make a name for themselves or w/e and they wanna come up so bad that theyll be willing to say anything. like really? say anything? get outta
that feeling you get when you got fire in your eyes and hunger in your belly. youre just ready to go. gonna start kicking asses. stir things up a bit.
imagine my passion imagine my actions imagine the consequences 50 going broke imagine that ludacris cant even go gold and imagine the Game finally gets sold imagine jayz’s gone cuz hes 40 yrs old and imagine that def jam finally folds imagine
studies show that the average person has at least 3 dark secrets that they’ll never share w/ anybody. not even their spouse. now go home and try n get it out of em
A 23 yr old man in Florida had to be taken to the hospital after he accidently shot himself in the groin w/ a flaregun. well that’s what you get. dumbass
i don’t think paul george intended to get that lady named Daniela pregnant. but…if he did hit that?!? wow. genius
as much as I like watching the wizards and pacers go at it… roy hibbert needs to get benched asap. and idc if hes an all star. hes terrible. real centers don’t do that
have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. That is all.
maaan the internet has no chill sometimes. are you really gonna get so up in arms just cuz the head of the muthafuckin state just decided to rock a taupe/tan suit when hes talking about ISIS at a press conference? why dont you listen to what hes saying
Apparently Kim and Kanye were busted getting freaky in a bathroom before she accepted her GQ award. well well well ;) ]:) to be fair I cant say that I blame kanye. id want some of that cute donkey butt too. haha wiiild
looks like las vegas is going to get an nhl AND an nba team. a multi million dollar stadium is gonna be built w/ a retractable dome just like the rogers center. _hmmm I wonder how theyre gonna be able to play hockey games at a stadium in the desert
am I the only 1 that can hear a little bit of “lets get it on” by marvin gaye when I listen to “thinking out loud” by ed sheeran?
bill cosby was in London, Ontario doing his comedy show. a lady stands up in the audience. he asks “where are you going?” the lady replied…“to get a drink. do you want one?” he said no telling her he had a bottle of water
this offseason…has been the craziest its ever been. the unthinkables are happening. this… zohmg. get the fuck outta here. are you serious?
time to remove some tumblrs and followers. if you update your tumblr daily or as often as you can? you have nothing to worry about . for everybody else… if it takes you months even yrs to update your tumblr? youre getting removed. that is all
a couple in markham is getting alotta flack for leaving their 3 month old baby in their car for 45 minutes while they were shopping in walmart. someone (idk who) busted the window open where do it stop? 1st animals (specifically dogs) and now month old
earlier in the month of august i stopped at a gas station to fill up my car. on my way inside a lady comes up to me and says if i could spare some change so she could get something to eat before she passes out. i said id be right back and that i was on
so now theres a shook ones challenge. this is getting interesting
that moment when you realize you dont understand “resting bitch face”. i dont get it. like…where did this whole thing/term come from?
blah blah blah blah speech blah blah blah blah bane blah blah blah blah plagerism blah blah blah blah well…you get the idea once again…FIND. SOMETHING. BETTER TO TALK ABOUT
that moment when youre climbing a flight of stars and you say to yourself “theres too many stars” “if only there was 1 of those starlifts” “i am getting old”
the end of an era happened last night. hmv is getting rid of their 102 locations. why? ask yourself when was the last time you went and bought a cd? theres the reason. and now i have to find another place to buy cds cuz im old fashioned. smh
some women (most) are genuinely not playing hard to get. they literally meant all that mean shit they told you lmao
Kanye West is now in the jewelry business. you can now get a chain of his for…ม,000. itll go nicely w/ those overpriced shoes
“i get a kick outta doing business and livin life you get a kick outta fuckin bitches w/ hella likes” -tink
of all the incompetent imbecilic… Delta Airlines you need to get your shit together.
Virginia? you need to get your shit together. put it all in a backpack so its together. get your shit together.
tomorrow night its go time muthafuckah. 1 fighter is gonna get the best god damn ass whopping. hope all that money is worth fighting for. ka ching
this is for every1. plz do not i repeat DO NOT get a gold iphone/case. youre just going to get drunk and leave it in a cab
cloverfeels:honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get
columbus short gets 1 yr in jail over domestic violence. well thats what his DUMBASS gets. fuckin prick
i can only hope for the day where i get random headcanons in my inbox.
#random 4th ghostbuster appeared n had to get a photo op.! 👌 (Taken with instagram)
#random msgs I get that have me dying. My boys says things we are all thinking, 😂😂😂 (Taken with instagram)
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*gets down on knee* Please, Photoshop Clone Stamp Tool, will you marry me? You’re so important in my life..!