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yourplayersaidwhat: Context: Our party has been hired to kill the King by his sister. Long story short: the entire party gets into a fight with the guards causing them to be apprehended and arrested except for the Cleric. DM: So you hear a commotion-
biokitty:mysharona1987:They literally work every day with very ill cancer-stricken kids who can’t get the vaccine.This makes 100% sense.If you’re an employee of a world renowned hospital and are anti-vax, you didn’t deserve to be hired to begin
silverhawk:i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving
juani-momo:juani-momo:motherfucker-unlimited:We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the publicThey should hire meAnd for when they make 2x1 deals
xxx-video-fan: Cutie for Hire - Hardcore Fucking to get the Job
la-hire-ships-it: notyouraveragepornblog: blasianxbri: mamamorgantayl0r: This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always
pumpstrokeedge: Hired this ‘promo girl’ to model some tshirts. Getting to know her while I take some photos…I am obsessing over her mouth more than her boobs. Trying to figure out how to ask to beat off to her…
profeminist: “Comedian and actress Aidy Bryant is one of the youngest people ever hired on Saturday Night Live. She is a fan favorite and plays a wide range of hilarious roles (our favorite is “Lil Baby Aidy”). She gets asked regularly about how
gutterpunkvangogh: if you are cis and you get paid to work with trans people (like in an activist position, a writerly position, a social work position) I cannot emphasize this enough. You need to step down and tell your bosses they need to hire a trans
jay-walden: ummahboutique: H&M Just Hired Its First Hijab-Wearing Model And She’s Awesome Get it girl
meladoodle: wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.
bombboldbeauty: sephezade: destinyrush: englishstudentt: nevaehtyler: sinjia: destinyrush: I swear she’s not even that dark so she’s 100% wearing blackface @ Serving.. girl sit down yikes I get your point and I agree that they could hire
babyiaan: Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets
byemitch: babyiaan: Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets and they should ask for a picture but
thunderthighmobster: I can’t believe that people are getting mad at the prostitute Justin Bieber hired because she posted a video of him sleeping and a picture of the money he paid her cuz she’s “taking advantage of the situation” and I’m over
anniedavis6: cannabisconnoisseur: transexistentialism: skylorde: originallrose: Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work. I was about to get
thatpettyblackgirl: Her name is Gitanjali Rao I’m glad someone cares. She’s a blessing. #Flint #FlintWaterCrisis Remember when the governor found out and spent millions to hire a PR firm? Maybe he should’ve been getting someone to
did-you-kno: Russia’s State Hermitage Museum hires cats to protect the artwork from rodents. The cats run around the attic and basement by the dozens, but there can’t be more than 60 at a time because they’ll start slacking off at work and getting
jollityfarm: please get me these pants, because i want pepe the frog to carry the weight of my fucking sins, as if he were some kind of peasant i hired so my royal feet needn’t touch the ground
filthandperversion: The sexual tension between me and my sister grew so much, we decided to give in once and get it over with. We hired a hotel room for the night and as soon as the bell boy left, we couldn’t even wait to take our clothes off. There
porkissimo: Stacey Foxxx, Alana James, Alana Rae. Different names but same gorgeousness. A huge hires set -> HERE and HERE. A solo VIDEO -> HERE, and a video where she gets FUCKED -> HERE. If you still need some more, here’s her -> TWITTER.
importerrobinson: izzatso: Misato, who has been previously hired by her High School to rid their auditorium of pigeons, asserts that her falcon, Momotaro, will get the job done. “The falcon is a divine punishment against crows. When their eyes meet
naivedaughtersandsisters: These are the type of views I now get at my office daily after hiring my daughter as my new secretary.
incestualliving: melissasdirtydiary: Hiring my daughter as my secretary was the best decision I’ve ever made. People are never suspicious of us when we go on business trips together, plus I still get all the hot sex a regular secretary would give
mmfan2k3: bootsize13: whatbustsmynut: What do to when your hired hand just ain’t workin’ enough…. When in doubt get him fucking tied up and gagged Me next…PLEASE!!!
fraternityrow: he hired the stripper to get the party going…his plan worked :)
dizzy-pup: gingersofficial: doublelegwhip: mtv: spill that tea, nicki HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS YOURE THE ONE WHO HIRED MILEY OH MY GOD Didn’t Kanye JUST get through explaining how MTV did this shit when he and Taylor had their
lilsubpet: iwanttobeafirefly: ✶ Firefly ✶ Stunning…hiring a personal trainer…this girl is gonna get lean & mean 😁😈
thelittlesluts: Your boss has fired you once for having sex with one of your coworkers. He hired you back in mercy. There is just this one asshole that knows about it… How long will it take before you get fired again? thelittlesluts | original
offbeatawkward: d0nn0: A seagull when he doesn’t get any food Interviewer: “so do you have any talents?” @d0nn0: “my impression of a disappointed seagull is spot on” *does impression* Interviewer: “hired.”
did-you-kno: In 2006, the German state of North Rhine-Westphalia began hiring prostitutes as nursing home caregivers. In an attempt to get sex trade workers off the streets and into the widely understaffed nursing home industry, they offered dozens
coolkumquat: potstickersandpizza: novitiate2017: Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace this post is like getting smacked in the face twice
ssfag: Glad I hired you to work on this site. I think we will get a lot done now that we have all the tools we need.
b-itch-y: b-itch-y: I never thought I’d get to this point but I need dick? Damn y'all niggas hiring?
lezbilicious: Donna had hired a new care assistant to look after her bedridden mother. It resulted in her visiting her mother much more often than previously. A ‘win-win’ all round - mother was seeing more of daughter; daughter was getting some regular
thenewkidontheoldblock: byemitch: babyiaan: Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets and they should
poeticdaddy: findingmeafter40: The new tech support I hired is working out great. I cal him and then j get to cum right away. This problem may need to come into my shop to fix completely
mak-eba: For the scavenger hunt Misha and Vicki did in the University of Chicago in opposite teams, one item was get a Hooters waitress. Vicki got hired by Hooters and brought herself.
kimpissible: sir i asked for a resume. this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the fuck. how did you get over 7. youre hired
Not every man wants to hire an escort, so I still do the sugar baby dance to get money from the men who “don’t want it to feel like a transaction” blah blah blah anyways but I think that I’m so use to escorting now and expecting
la-diablareina: Not every man wants to hire an escort, so I still do the sugar baby dance to get money from the men who “don’t want it to feel like a transaction” blah blah blah anyways but I think that I’m so use to escorting now and expecting
girlsrule-subsdrool: blouxster: I need to get to work on inventing the scubafc (self-contained breathing apparatus for cunnilingus) because clearly nobody else is going to… If it works in a hot tub, you’re hired.
feedyourwanderlust: attractiveguyfrom-theblindbanker: la-hire-ships-it: notyouraveragepornblog: blasianxbri: mamamorgantayl0r: This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and
thenewkidontheoldblock: byemitch: babyiaan: Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets and they
thatpettyblackgirl: Her name is Gitanjali Rao I’m glad someone cares. She’s a blessing. #Flint #FlintWaterCrisis Remember when the governor found out and spent millions to hire a PR firm? Maybe he should’ve been getting someone to make
Let’s just get this out of the way now. If you are a U.S. citizen and are butt hurt by the U.S. Justice system. Don’t follow me. If you are a U.S. citizen and you like your freedom but don’t support the current troops hired to defend
fatherdaughterincest: He’s starting to regret hiring his babygirl to be his personal assistant. Now neither of them are going to get any work done for the next few hours.
show-off-girls: The principal at my high school finally figured out a way to get boys to read more books. It’s all about hiring the right librarian.
