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I love how they turned it sideways to make it look that he couldn’t make it to a bed in time and used a wall instead. That is so fucking hot. I only swear during sex and most of the time it’s not swearing at all. I’m just perceived dirty words
tinhrt: I swear the bottom getting fucked a little isn’t me, I swear on my neighbors moms, cross her heart it’s not me.
kdentxx16: The only time my son hears me swear is when he’s giving me a real good fucking. He’s done it enough to know that the more I swear the better he’s doing. Nowadays his mission in life is to make me start swearing like a sailor.
i swear i know the dog movie that this is from. sounds fucking weird, i know, but i swear.
this-name-has-been-changed: korolevx: healthbyholly: There’s nothing wrong with swearing at any job. That’s not “profanity.” people can speak however the fuck they want and swearing shouldn’t be censored in the first place, it’s not “offensive,”
incorrect48quotes:Yuihan: I’m worried that Erii is hearing you use swear words too often.Myao: They’re not swear words, they’re Sentence Enhancers™.Erii, in the other room: What the fuck!!Yuihan:Myao:Myao: Yeah, I’ll work on it.
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!”Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”Child:
swingtheserenade: you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic
lovely-awkward-child: im half listening to aaron play battlefield 4 and i swear to christ he just said dude im tea bagging your dead corpse right now i swear he’s not fucking 22
ironbloodaika: atomictiki: dollwoman: brown3mega: angelo-storto: …Thank you, Ian Flynn. Why not just tear my still-beating heart from my chest while you’re at it? Wily I swear to fucking god if I was a robot master!!!I SWEAR! T___T ! holy
kdentxx16:The only time my son hears me swear is when he’s giving me a real good fucking. He’s done it enough to know that the more I swear the better he’s doing. Nowadays his mission in life is to make me start swearing like a sailor.
I swear I’ll get this teenager to realize that you do not jump on tables and that you do not treat my keyboard as if it’s the fucking floor. I swear.
sherlockismysuicidenote: shutupmerlin: jackfrostftw: jackcicle: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: if you don’t swear that’s ok if you do swear that’s ok seriously man whether you say frick or fuck is your own business i say both im biswearsual. oh my
jvstxn: fuckyeahsexanddrugs: amosanguis:damnthemisery:*gentle gasp*“dis booty”this fucking website i swear to god this is what being in a relationship with me is i swear this me yo
feministingforchange: itpuzzlesthewill: feministingforchange: To me, swearing is just fine. Swear your fucking heart out in my presence. That’s fantastic, have a blast. Just don’t let me catch you saying anything racist, ableist, sexist, heterosexist,
sica49: emeraldjade: This just broke my heart even more. He was a fucking baby. A BABY. I swear every single person who tries to justify his murder deserves every horrible thing in life to happen to them. Swear on everything, bruh. These pigs will take
casandsip: dean’s list of people he would go gay for: channing tatum harrison ford jon bon jovi matt damon sean connery benjamin millepied no - no I wouldn’t, sammy, I swear, it’s not like that- please shut up now or I swear to- oh, fuck it, alright,
hetaliababies: i feel like matthew would actually swear a lot, but nobody would know what he’s saying bc he only swears in french. so like in a meeting he’ll just drop his papers and swear and everyone would just be like ‘what the fuck was
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”
dingoinnuendo: “FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”
thelovelylunareclipse: thepessimisticinsomniac: despairkomaeda: togamis: chikunekenta: groupinou: bleep3: teruteru666: groupinou: this fucking vidoe I SWear to GOD what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what
mxcleod:that1animechick:Why did you put an egg in my juice? Aesthetic I swear to god if i fucking scroll down there better not be a picture of a god damn glass full of god damn juice with a god damn piece of shit egg, i swear to fucking god
glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me,
mad-magyar: pasta-and-proteinbars: “Swear words” don’t hurt anyone of any age and shouldn’t be censored at all. And it’s such fucking bullshit when parents get mad at you for swearing around their kids when you know they hear all that shit
vvingblade: ventus swearing is canon, but imagine ventus swearing when he gets really excited about stuff.“holy SHIT Santa is real?!”“thats the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen!”“IM SO GODDAMN HYPE”ven swearing when he gets super excited
drexidracon: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear
nebranska: tbhdrake:friend: why are you putting tacks in your milkme: aesthetic fuck fuck fuck what the fuck no don’t you fucking dARE i swear to fuckinG CHRIST
angelninetales: thepretendr:“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off I don’t care if people swear, I love swearing and can careless how attractive people find me, cause I know some will and some wont find me attractive.
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
fuck-n-cum: I swear this is my favorite gif forever
fucked-up-youth: “I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good"
fuck-us-both: lavender-bxtch: “Cum target” Last one for this set I swear 😉 Love this woman. Such a good girl. 🌞
Fucking truth I swear
Fuck. It’s ironic how empty I am because I swear 6 months ago I had the universe inside of me but I cried the rivers in my bones dry. The volcanoes in my chest erupted when you told me you didn’t love me anymore and lava flooded my body and
fuck-it-im-just-gone-fly: psycho–mami: stress is gonna kill me i swear lol
thx to everyone “informing” me that drinking too much water has potential to be unhealthy sometimes. I had no idea.
