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I'm 20 years old and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. i'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. i'd leave, but
ly0nheart1: whoseatinggilbertsgrapes: yoomsters: nothingbutanangrysea: I still can’t figure out which one is my favorite omg EMMA WHEN DID YOU DO THIS SHOOT? Imma let you finish but… Nothing tops Sigourney. Nothing. JESUS! Tegan, Sara,
wwolfparty: when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
thestormalwayscalms: jackwynand:daddy issues = not funny being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny living your whole life wondering why your
bunnyharlow:modriazul:guys have no idea how far just being gentle can ACTUALLY get them. This shit right here……. This. Shit. Right. Here.
levishanexxx: My outfit from Fridays underwear night at the Eagle! Unf. Unf unf unf. Fucking unf.
blessed be the boys time can't capture
casualdorkpatrol: I’m really fucking tired for no good reason.
Called a guy out yesterday for just straight up falling off the face of the earth and not answering my texts, a day after he was all omg I can’t wait to meet you blah blah and being needy and shit, YET always looking at my snapchat story. Oh, he
fallencalum:My best friend and I were holding hands while shopping with my family today and my mum was like “Girls, can you link arms instead? You’re getting funny looks, people are going to think you’re lesbians” so I got the ring off my index
monicasvitti: Can I ask you one more question?
kaijuno: [triumphant music]I finally got a picture of Neowise GOOD JOB! I LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU !!! THE SPACE MOM I CAN’T ACHIEVE!!!
FUCK THIS FISH TANK! STUPID!!! AAAAAAAAAAA
pearl-likes-pi: Shooting Stars I have been working on this for a while cuz it kept getting requested.. hope you like it hope its a good time ,,, and you can watch it in HD on YouTube here!
egberts: advice for every homestuck who hasn’t seen the update yet: don’t. save yourself now and quit homestuck. just stop. get out of here while you still can. If only it was that simple. One glance at my dash and I already know everything that
seliebercrush: I CAN’T BREATH
spectredeflector: “You can’t look masculine in makeup” WELL HERE I AM 💕✨
kedreeva: kropotkindersurprise: 2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video] I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized
classicdaisycalico: trebled-negrita-princess: It’s kinda sad how children automatically label themselves as “dumb” when they can’t do or understand MATH… Seeing how the world puts so much emphasis on MATH, nobody gets credit when they’re
umhi-im-alexis: Folks who didn’t have tumblr before 2010-2011ish didn’t have to deal with all those fucking gifs of that guy who worked as Peter Pan at Disneyland and subsequently hear about the drama that ensued when Tumblr Kids kept fuckig stalking
sizvideos: 5th graders are learning sign language so that they can communicate with a friend and classmate (video)
can we read together
I’m paranoid af that I jeopardized my job today and it’s all I can sit here and think about
FUCK!!!!
Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?
I hate people. Specifically noisy partying neighbors with loud music. Every. Fucking. Weekend. when the weather gets warmer. Happens every year. This summer my new hobby is calling the cops and filing online complaints with the council. Grrrrrrr……
This is how I prep public toilets. Can’t pay me to sit on a bare public toilet seat.
FUCK YEAH ONE PIECE
Can you feel that nothing?
schekinah: peopleofthediaspora: I still can’t believe they showed a Black father giving his Black daughter a talk about the repercussions of white privilege for us during prime time television and there was no white faux outrage. They probably didn’t
This is why we can't have nice things.
I had a dream about you last night. I always have dreams about you. Despite having ended everything and not having spoken to one another in a few years, you still find a way to haunt me. No matter how hard I try to forget you, I never can. You find your
lifeinpoetry: I realize that being a woman is a lot like being a planet—I can’t decide what my gravity attracts. I am as helpless as I am powerful. I am very powerful. — Rita Feinstein, from Life on Dodge
I can never rely on anyone for help Im always left to fend for myself. And then people wonder why I put my family and career in front of them.
Can You Handle Me?
hikikomori6.tumblr.com/ is stealing content. I’ve seen my photo’s republished without original source and also the work of soulescaper uremysweetapocalypse naked-yogi hannalgrace electricsexdoll (can’t tag her). Please report this douche.
lirrylirry: this is the hottest thing in the entire world you can not convince me otherwise
can lightning give me abs
Can someone please tell me that Kate Argent dies a slow and painful death? I’m up to S1 Ep4 and I already want to lynch this bitch.
Did I just go to read one of my favourite books and realise I can’t because it makes me think of my first best friend who died in January?Yeah. That happened.
nomoremissnicebi: So you know how people are always talking about how “homosexual behavior can be found in animals”? Well it just occurred to me that almost every example I’ve ever heard has actually been describing animals that engage sexually
lemme just get this straight. if you’re doing something that hurts both me AND you and making us BOTH cry… then um why do you do it ? it’s easy, just stop. god, I really don’t know what to do anymore. CAN I PLEASE JUST GET
I can't stand how much I want you inside me
mikewaters: Canadia Canada’s got the mouth but America has the balls #you can go suck our Florida now suck our florida omg
damn i can't stop thinkin bout this chick i saw at the sneaker shop today
Fuck Yeah Crossfit
Woke up wanting to go get a tattoo. Remembered I’m pregnant and I can’t do spontaneous things like that again yet ha ha :/
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:gotitforcheap:barf-lyf:i know there are daddy doms, but are grand-daddy doms a thing?if ur a good girl for grandpappy, you can have a werther’s original Burn this whole post
CAN THINSPO AND PRO ANA BLOGS STOP PUTTING ME ON THEIR DAMN BLOGS, STOP TAGGING ME AS THAT AND STOP STEALING MY SHIT
OH AND LETS ADD HOLES AND THE PRINCESS BRIDE TO THAT LIST BECAUSE ‘I CAN FIX THAT’ AND ‘AS YOU WISH’ ARE THE MOST ROMANTIC HEART BREAKING WONDERFUL LINES IN ANYTHING EVER
trying to express myself on facebook the same way that I express myself on tumblr is like trying to speak to a worm. YOU JUST CAN’T.
wayward-hobbit: “As long as I can remember, when I was a little kid I have always been conscious that we are here for a limited period. Not really fearing death at all, but as a little boy I did resent it. I thought it was unfair because there
you can be the king but watch the queen conquer
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Going to da club with my girls and hoping a good grind on people will relieve some of my sexual frustration, but in reality I’ll probably just be angry that I can’t be as much of a playa as Don Jon.
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