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scarytwink: Imagine if there was a yelp for people and u can look up what their exes have said about them or how well they rated them in bed
anakin-skylord: littlesocialistrobot: panharmonium: i just ordered a pizza but i think i unwittingly set the jedi purge in motion help #none jedi with left beef i can’t do this
smatter: dashingyounghero: canadianstereotype: What was the point of coming out if there are zero people at school to do anything out with? no but being gay is such a struggle like fuck This is a real thing recent studies have shown that under
"Can I get uhhh, a woof woof?"
netscapenavigator-official:Once the bugs get ironed out, AI Image Generation will forever change propaganda and how easy it is to make and distribute. What is the solution? Either we can’t believe anything we see, or we get duped?
Fuck: My Life Ch 19
st1ngerm4n: laughterkey: jpssampson: thatnanda: thatnanda: Our grocery store has giant robots now. As you can see, they put giant googley eyes on them to make them more endearing and less menacing. Except they’re on the side of the robot’s “head,”
fuck. i’m obsessed with basshunter again lmao
Can you help me out? 1-866-239-2972 www.phonesexcandy.com/sadie/
Fuck, you’re confusing. You’re so mysterious, it’s enticing. I’m confident in my emotions towards you now that I’ve had lots of time to think to myself and am ready for any possible option good or bad. Now I play the waiting
FUCKING FEELS BRUH THERE’S NO WAY
tohfu-kun: lilyrosethedreamer:gloomyteens:CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE Can’t bloody believe that. lol!!!! this is amazing XD
snorlaxatives: why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
squided: As a teen who did sports I can guarantee you it just makes you more gay faster.
soloses: why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade
sogullible: OMG YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLICK ON AND POP THE BUBBLEWRAP THIS IS SO COOL
pastel-dragon-socks: nonplayercat: I’m so excited to finally show you all the first ever trailer for my game, Ooblets! You can follow along with development by following me on Tumblr and Twitter. Animal crossing, but now, you fight
dreamlike-melody: I can’t stop laughing at the fact that not only does Yuuri hold an onigiri pillow/plushie in the kiss and cry, but his fans also toss food related things for him after his performanceAnother onigiriNigiriTempura And a donut You
=_= Fuck. You.
Can you read lips? ~Follow Selena Kitt on Tumblr~
vextape: How did I ever forget about this masterpiece and why isn’t it every display picture I own? YOU CAN NEVER TRULE TAME THESE MYSTERIOUS BEASTS.what are they thinking? who knows.
asap-rock-lee: titytwochainz: smokeydamuffler: methodmane: lmao this is goin too far I actually laughed out loud on god i hate u niggas YEET i never wanted to reblog anything with this fuckin kid in it. but i can’t, i have to reblog this,
shotarokaneda: riannafinch: somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this how can this much occur in three seconds
did someone just do the "you cant criticize until you can prove youre better" shit on me over a livejournal post
trying to find a vet clinic open on sunday so we can have my dog euthanized
its so warm and the air is so thick in this house i can barely breathe
littleotherkinthings-andproblems: Anonymous asked: I #ave a question for ot#er Alternian trollkin. I can feel t#e base of my #orns w#ere t#ey attac# to my #ead, but not really t#e rest of t#em. Is t#is common? #ow did t#e rest of you figure out w#at
diarrheaworldstarhiphop: “Why can’t you just get a job, kiddo?” holy shit
like i always try to help people when i can
thethneedler: EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always
mirandaharts: i am scMREAIng
save who you can save.
depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?
sambamkablaam: adriofthedead: #that baby is gonna unintentionally ostrich it right into hell Someone help I literally can’t stop laughing
thebacklot: iamtheredheadedleague: I can’t get over the fact that Prince Harry calls the Queen Granny. IT IS SO WEIRD THAT SHE IS THE QUEEN AND ALSO HIS GRANNY. Adorable
vetor2064: Even more. This time featuring Tetsuo. Mostly…Not gonna bother with a link this time. You can just find the clips on youtube anyway.
His Little Fuck
can't get much gayer than that
anotheralexandros: I was cleaning out my high school Google drive folders, and I just found my old study group’s guide for the AP US History exam. one of our notes is “if two people are arguing and you can only remember one of their names, the other
FUCK, MARRY, KISS. SEND ME 3 NAMES.
Y'all can hate me for this but I died laughing.
dukeofbookingham: So this happened at the bookstore today:I was shelving things, like I’m supposed to be doing, and this guy who’s been trying to talk to me and interrupting my work for like half an hour comes swaggering around the aisle and goes, “Can
jimdoindierockmusic: FIDLAR - Max Can’t Surf
lady-macbethany: They need to make a sexy flamingo Halloween costume, that way I can wear it to Halloween parties with a sign that says “Single and ready to flamingle.”
shaclows: yxxz: yxxz: you know what’s really odd? numbers not divisible by 2 That joke was so bad i can’t even
ommanyte:I bet you can guess exactly what this is going to be. I regret nothing.
I am officially bugging outI can’t take another two years of this shit
Just fuck it all.
vincecartersisgone-deactivated2: collections that are raw as fuck ➝ elie saab s/s 2014
marlynnofmany:serpents-fr:people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that? What’s better is when the little guy starts doing
incaseart: Aaand here’s this week’s CYOA winner. Strap on time! The girls are done for the night! Sam can’t stay up too late. She has to go to work in the morning. What is Sam’s job? A)She works at the gym as a personal trainer with this lady
mynameismad: esmethenezumi: mynameismad: A true disney princess jesus christ how can i not reblog this Wow hey I forgot I drew this
johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: the-unpopular-opinions: I hate it when people are like “wow I’m so awkward!” or they think acting awkward is cute and quirky. It’s not cute and fun when you actually are awkward and can’t talk to anyone or make
buzzfeed: People Can’t Stop Talking About This Dude’s Awesomely Nerdy Hair
jackfrost-flakes: this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah: everafitzherbert: OLÉ fUCK WHY OMFG
forgivenpromises: your-snowflake: cherrispryte: lemonyandbeatrice: Fred McFeely Rogers (March 20, 1928 – February 27, 2003) Oh. Sobbing. Okay. why am i actually crying at this Omg mr rodgers… :’( I can’t no..
Can you fight?
A Wolf can be a Wolfhound
anjamoon: staininyourbrain: being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh. extremely. stressful. I am fucking dying
jimmy-tiberius: ihadsuchhighhopes: professionally-dead: This makes me so happy And if you can’t find a dad a lesbian will work just as well I didn’t think it could get better but it got better
