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welliottheblue:All I did was make a Spanish news report on Wilfred Warfstache planning world domination after Slender Man kidnapped all the little kiddies of the world and after Mark mysteriously vanished…I didn’t expect this to be created because
This is Incredible
SLAMS DOWN MY LOVE AND RESPECT LETS DO THIS@miniature-knighthappy birthday you nerd, i still remember the day we met when you liked my kraken au and i managed to get the confidence to write to you (which i don’t do normally cause social anxiety) and
Joshy is such a cute little stallion~<3(Bet you guys weren’t expecting this x3 I did A LOT of experimenting with this, and I’m pretty happy with how it turned out. Learned a lot of stuff from this. First time drawing something like this
O///O WHOA! WHERE’D THIS COME FROM! THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS, IT LOOKS AMAZING! I was NOT expecting this, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY! LOOK AT THIS SEDUCTIVE ANTHRO UG, YOU GOT THE ANTHRO PART DOWN REALLY AWESOMELY! AND MAAAAAN JUST LOOK AT THAT
(( It chose you. ))OMG EIGHTBIT ARE YOU SERIOUS! XDDD GOD DAMNIT I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS, AND IT IS HILARIOUS XDDD Just gonna have DEAL WITH IT! XDDD DEM SUNLGLASSES AND TAIL NOMS x3 THANK YOU EVERY MUCH EIGHTBIT THIS IS AWESOME AND FUNNY XDDD
Pththththhthththth *gets spit everywhere, EVERYWHERE!!!!*(Haha! I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS IN THE SLIGHTEST, AND I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER WHEN OR WHY I SENT THAT ASK! NOW ENJOY A UG GETTING SPIT ALL OVER YOU SCREEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LOVELY PERSO
dunkirks: “Wow, I did not expect that for Christmas.”
deans-graceless-angel: gumdropper12: ro-lia: ro-lia: i love him. was not expecting this to get more than 10 notes tbh omg Her blanket can we talk about how this person is not at all surprised…which probably means he does this often….ok where
ajourney-intosubmission: Journal Six: Punishments I’m usually a very good kitten. I try to obey all of Master’s rules and expectations, and keep from disappointing Him, but i’m not perfect. Thus.. punishments. Just sitting here thinking about
channybravo: sevenlittledevils: whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting i’m barely breathing
This started as a response to an ask about how Jasper and Lapis would explain the broken roof after the malachite fusion but then one thing led to another and angst happened - OOPSAnyways here’s the fic - no sexual moments (which’ll probably come
snarkylittlespeedster: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: me: hey how long is this thing going to last someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook me: hah me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog
This is apparently, how my blog would taste like….and I love it!THANK YOU all for submitting those asks, tbh I didn’t expect such great tastes <3and yes, those are cheeto lips………….also how one draws tea wtf
acynosure: YA’LL ‘READY KNOW I’M TRASH WHATEVERRRRR dudes i just want them to say i care or ilu it could totally work platonically too I thought of a Connie interaction some time after seeing this episode but a more fortified suggestion by @coreywwillia
danicojo: jadecake: thenimbus: Well, that’s it. Japan has finally rendered me completely speechless. Here’s an extremely interpretive dance to the Shingeki no Kyojin theme. that was completely unexpected I don’t know what I was expecting.
myetie: RFA Holiday Party (Hosted by 707)!What to Expect: A bunch of stuff that doesn’t make sense • • •I hope everyone enjoyed their holidays ^__^ ♥ I really had fun drawing these! I tried to add more details because it’s like a holiday
ok i didnt expect absolute boyfriend to follow the manga much anyway but holy fuck does she ever like idk actually grow to like him??? bc like. that was the entire point of the manga and it really just feels like zero nine is just a side character and
krisispiss: slovenskiy: Commish for @krisispiss !!!!! Oh gosh I didn’t expect this to be done so quickly! BUT LOOK AT HER SHE’S SO CUUUUTE~ 💕 Thank you so much! ;w;
averagefairy: dont ask me to hang out at 11pm what do you think this is…..i’m in bed i got no bra on i already exfoliated. its too late
witchinghhour: I think it’s really excessive how ppl expect that bc u have ur phone with u that u are available to communicate at all times tbh I don’t respond to ppls messages ALL THE TIME and not bc I fell asleep or am out of service or have a
februeruri:this is fine
compassionatereminders:Don’t get sucked into the “if they really cared I wouldn’t have to say something” spiral. No matter how close you are with someone, it’s unfair to expect them to know things you haven’t actually
abrekazam: bookishbutcorruptible: whineaboutit: This week on Whine About It… TYPES OF BROS THAT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST. Also, a drinking game that nobody should ever play ever. “You’re straight, but at what cost?” I was not expecting this
kat2107: daimaouffxiv: forever-afk: oh my god Okay, this is awesome. whatever you are expecting, this is not it!
mia-the-wonder-slut: cakeandrevolution: pubhealth: Why Finnish babies sleep in cardboard boxes For 75 years, Finland’s expectant mothers have been given a box by the state. It’s like a starter kit of clothes, sheets and toys that can even be used
davidzorkboy: mickeyjperez: hockpock: cannibals-candle: hairstylesbeauty: ..and that’s how babies are made in the 21st century. (via)hairstylesbeauty.tumblr.com fuckin nerds sexting this went a completely different direction than i was expecting,
toni-of-the-trees: spacedogs travel Adam boards an airplane for the first time in his life, expecting his anxiety and panic to ruin the whole trip… Keep reading
The game plan is to ride the high of The Avengers a little longer, then submerge myself in Thor comics, because he’s still my favorite. Expect me liveblogging these experiences.
falconrune: Okay, here’s how it goes: I don’t expect every fan to like every female character, love interest or otherwise. I’m okay with people disagreeing about these things. Even if it’s a character I love. I’m fine with people disliking
yachibot: “I didn’t expect this at all, so I’m not sure how to react.” “Just be happy.””You’re right, I’ll be happy.”
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
doortotomorrow:au : rose travels to bad wolf bay to meet up with the doctor, but it’s not the doctor she expects to see when she gets there…
mondengel: aniseandspearmint: drinkyourjuiceshelby: Not where I expected this to go. OH I thought it was a dog…..
adventuretitan: kasukasukasumisty: I have never seen an episode of any show hyped up so much with Vault it was like “lol suckers you’re not expecting this” but with SU it is just “LET US BATHE IN YOUR EMOTIONS AND SET THE BATH ON FIRE”
thesylverlining: sometimes i try to guess what the audio to weird videos will be, before turning it on didn’t expect this one. not complaining either
honeycrema: jturn: une-pomm3: If you look up ‘Cinnamon Roll’ in the dictionary, you probably will see a picture of this guy. This video is probably listed as a source. I did not expect this video to make my day in such a positive way This is
polyglotplatypus: frickityfranta: a-dog-and-his-best-friend: polyglotplatypus: Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics
amuzed1: sourcedumal: spoopy-skeletoons: Has anyone done this yet? I HATE ALL Y'ALL RIGHT NOW I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that. LMAO
tatsumiyaa: Cant make liks one mobile, but i think this is one of aobabe ‘s headcanons…? I love it god bless america.
mangachaa: so i reached 1k followers a while ago…… wow……… ive only been on tumblr for about a year? i never expected this to happen ok so im making this tiny follow forever bc idk what else to do i love u guys any everyone that follows me ur
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marras6: petticoatruler: So your friend has a chronic illness or disability… don’t expect them to be able to go out on a whim expect them to have lives just like yours expect them to always be available demand details of their illness that they
homogayhorse: ask-gallows-callibrator: silverwing26: I was upset, and then delighted. IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY
songbirde108:mercurialkitty:emmagrant01:clevermanka:youcangofindatree:moremetalthanyourmom:Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to moveGotta try itI work (and walk) on a
xmits:hecallsmepineappleprincess:hdeeeezy:90sjamz: This gave me high expectations on what my cardboard box house would look like inside. I guess I needed a bigger imagination then. yo, my childhood tho how dare you hit me with the feels I can’t
equalistmako: im pretty sure that’s how this scene went
gengarite:wiped off asami’s make-up and. as expected, still damn
artificialwench: progmanx: I flipped the Book 4 artbook over and did not expect this at all holy shit I am not emotionally prepared for this. That’s the spot they reserve for the most pivotal/contextually relevant character oft the season. For
I’ll turn eighteen this week, and I’m not where I thought I would be when I reached this age. However, I am doing well, loving and being loved in different ways than I thought, moving toward a future that I didn’t expect to be so bright,
Expect one thing...
If this post gets 💯 notes I’ll wear my biggest plug tomorrow, tuesday. No spamming ^-^Counting ending at midnight GMT
0xm: so someone asked me if they could tattoo my drawing and i was like sure. i mean i did not expect this result but i am so glad about it !!! looks so good as a tattoo.
voulx: I just died. This is amazing…
rhinocio: CONVENTION TIME. I am so excited to wear this costume you have no idea expect photos and if anyone’s going to Animaritime, keep a lookout for the Squaremom with the canon-size hairI’ll be gone for probably the next four or so days. BLESS
gunnm: rap1993: leopirate: i didn’t ask for this (source) God DAMN
labelleizzy: snarkylittlespeedster: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: me: hey how long is this thing going to last someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook me: hah me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations
“This is but one of the legends of which the people speak…"
haunted-meat: drawbauchery: Alright I caved Indigo Spinel I did a thing based on this! http://archiveofourown.org/works/11152209 !!!!!!????!??!?!?!?!??!?! I CANNOT BELIEVEI’M JUST IN AWE
this is too cute, your art is just too cute, this pure amount of cuteness should be illegal(vanillaseas)THIS IS GORGEOUS
