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“Was bimbo not supposed to eat, Daddy?” “Of course you weren’t,” I told my mother, growing even harder when she called me ‘Daddy’, “and your name is Tiffany now, okay? It’s a good bimbo name.”
coolbabysitter24:If you have a boy who needs to be kept in extra thick diapers, remember it is never helpful to refer to him with cute names, even if you intend them as terms of endearment. Calling a thickly diapered boy names such as ‘Mr. Roly
hypnobimbo: Every thrust melted more of her brain, sending it leaking out of her pussy around his glorious cock. She couldn’t even remember his name… soon she wouldn’t be able to remember her own name… but it didn’t matter as long as he kept
Every thrust melted more of her brain, sending it leaking out of her pussy around his glorious cock. She couldn’t even remember his name… soon she wouldn’t be able to remember her own name… but it didn’t matter as long as he kept pounding
a-wolf-by-any-other-name: a-wolf-by-any-other-name: tastefullyoffensive: (photo via tomato) How do you even melt a tomato? I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.
we didn’t even know his name but it wasn’t about him. that smile! We didn’t even know his name, but it wasn’t about him. That smile!
dummieblondie: GIRLS, yesterday night a guy fucked me so rough and good. it was like, i totally even couldn’t remember my name for awhile. it was like, Guy: “what was your name again?” Me: “uhmm… dunno…” **giggles**
Name an anime and I’ll review it.Even if I haven’t seen it.
Lapis, internally:
couscousqueen: crimson-smirk: People mistake Janelle for the name Jeanette a lot. Even at Starbucks sometimes. It’s very rare when they spell my name right. One time, I got my coffee & it said “Ginel” on it -___- I’ll just be Cat when
bidoof: exeggutor: bidoof: exeggcute and exeggutor’s english names always pissed me off and confused me cause exeggcute’s name is a pun of “execute” and i guess they wanted the word “cute” in it but then exeggutor DOESN’T have the c even
chaerinswife: you can’t trust kpop group names because it always has more meaning than you want even if their name was just “group” it probably stands for graphic retro organic ultra people
kalcl: kalcl: As someone who changed his name just for fun when I thought I was still cis, i promise most people are ok with accepting a new name, even if you lie and say it’s a nickname. I promise. It’s really easy to just casually go “hey I
a-wolf-by-any-other-name:a-wolf-by-any-other-name: How do you even melt a tomato? I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.
What is it with black people and changing their names? Cassius Clay changed his name to Muhammad Ali. Prince changed his name to that queer symbol of his that you couldn’t even pronounce, and so people called him “The artist formerly known
It’s probably time to go to bed. Or at least stop writing. For some reason I feel like trying to throw an extra O or two in the Thorin’s name at this time in the evening.
whatwecanfic: wittyy-name: Friendly reminder that even though a headcanon is widely accepted in fandom, that doesn’t make it canon. It’s still a headcanon. And people are allowed to have different ones. Friendly reminder that even though a headcanon
It amuses me that Rio 2 is still called Rio even though only about 20 minutes of the movie is actually set there. See, that’s why you don’t name your potential franchise after a location.
You know the saying “bullet with your name on it? Well, here is a bullet with my name on it!! (Jacketed .45 hollow point) *I would like to stress the point that I do not own a gun, and the fact that I even own a bullet is random; and the bullet
iused-tolove-her: squirrellygirlart: jheselbraum: feministism: You don’t even have to be a lady, there are several My last name is culturally important to me His last name is something like Cox or Boner and it’s just not worth it I got a doctorate
helmi-l: I like how we in the snk fandom don’t even know any of the names of the characters: -is it Jaeger, Jäger or Yeager -is it Irvin or Erwin -is is Hanji or Hange -is it Blouse or Braus -is it Bodt or Bott -is it Connie or Conny -is it Reiner
THIS RIGHT HERE IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT TO ME.
methehunter: wiener-cest: consultingdemon: nofandomleftbehind: talesfromamadwoman: It’s funny because it’s Jared Padalecki. it’s even funnier because he’s eating a salad It’s even funnier because his character’s name is Dean even
moomookins711: caribbeanheaux: tinybambie: THEY DIDNT EVEN WRITE HER NAME How hard is it to google Quvenzhane Wallis n correct urself if u spelt it wrongIm so tired of lil black girl names being erased n replaced like its harder to remember than
It’s 1AM, but I got random smut out of my head! There was more I wanted to add this, but sleep is needed. Lockdown/Optimus: Continued AU where Lockdown keeps Optimus as his own and even has a mechling with him named Phalanx. Prompt: Lockdown is
toyosato: megasonger: toyosato: I have this irrational hate of when cartoons make up console names because 9 times out of 10 it’s some stupid parody name used to get around copyright I don’t even know WHY it rubs me wrong, but even as a kid I was
It’s only…. my hand that he’s touching… it’s only… my name that he’s calling… My whole body is burning, even thought I want to run away, I want him to touch me more. Is this… what love really is?
incexxx: I know that my mom is peaking from time to time, this makes me even harder. One of these days I’ll even call her name while doing it, I hope it will give her courage to finally walk in!
clientsfromhell: A client insisted that their brand name have all lower case letters except for the first letter of the second word. So it looked like this: “silly Client.”Client: Make sure it looks like that in all instances .Me: Even when the name
it-a: even spending a long amount of time in the underground with everyone, I never spoke my name until that point this took FOREVER but yeah a comic about my monstersona and sans have a bit of a bonding moment
caribbeanheaux: tinybambie: THEY DIDNT EVEN WRITE HER NAME How hard is it to google Quvenzhane Wallis n correct urself if u spelt it wrongIm so tired of lil black girl names being erased n replaced like its harder to remember than Benedict Cumberbatch
benjikoffinkat: crimson-smirk: People mistake Janelle for the name Jeanette a lot. Even at Starbucks sometimes. It’s very rare when they spell my name right. One time, I got my coffee & it said “Ginel” on it -___- I’ll just be Cat when
stripyandcurly: wiener-cest: consultingdemon: nofandomleftbehind: talesfromamadwoman: It’s funny because it’s Jared Padalecki. it’s even funnier because he’s eating a salad It’s even funnier because his character’s name is Dean even
bananacreamthing: lemme ax y’all somn right quick real fast what white person do YOU know would even think of creating a hood ass word like shmoney let alone making a dance to name it after pls let me know because they not creative and they can’t
bonitabreezy: darnhomosexuals: sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names This even funnier because my wife’s name is Jen
runyoucleverboyandremember-123: tyleroakley: dreamofmetonight: This is how you shed the Disney image. This looks really good. Didn’t even realise it was her until her name popped up haha
justanothermlmblog: it’s not a crime to want your gender respected even if you still have the long hair, even if you haven’t bought the binder yet or started the hormones, even if you have a feminine name, even if you wear a dress and heels and
a-isoiso:capwilsons:capwilsons: stevesboyfriend: idk how you watch catws and not pick up on the fact that sam is absolutely a mirror of steve… they even straight up say it in the film. “I do what he does, just slower” okay we gonna do this because
uncensoredpleasure: “How can he possibly fuck you better than I do if you don’t even know his name?!? You haven’t even seen each other’s face, for crying out loud!” …Ironically, that was precisely why. It was as NSA as it could get: pure,
domnator2:Look, alls I’m sayin’s the ass itself was good enough lookin’ that it could have belonged to a chick, a’ight? So, technically, it don’t count. In fact I could even put in my black book, but I didn’t get his name. Her name. Whatever.
tijuanaboobs: Found it in higher resolution. Enjoy it. Damn she’s hot. Unfortunatly couldnt find more about her, nor even a name. Update: Found two names in that website, she’s either Amy or Sammi, but bad luck, you need a membership to see the
fun fact, sometimes to relax and get inspiration i like looking at random anime drawings and hatsune miku stuff and just studying colors and poses, i even have a folder named anime shit where i save neat findings
manx10: real-deal-inches: Dick Masters… I wouldn’t find a better name for him as a pornstar… I mean even if it is quite obvious, when he wears some clothes, at least you know who you’re dealing with. Dick Masters was one of the hottest ever.
jimforce: NEW VIDEO The Babadook Review Talking about one of the darkest and most un nerving horror films i’ve seen all year and also my favorite. woa, a GOOD horror film? Maybe i should watch this. Even tough it has the weirdest name ever
0-112: “Yours. (now I’m even losing my name—it was getting shorter and shorter all the time and is now: Yours).” — Franz Kafka, postscript of a letter to Milena Jesenská, dated June 15, 1920, in Letters to Milena (Doubleday, 2013)
sixpenceee: Privacy Pop has created something to make nap time even better – it’s called The Bed Tent! The Bed Tent is exactly what the name suggest – a tent that attaches to most beds (depending on the size) to create a dark little cocoon to sleep
spade-kitten replied to your post:spade-kitten replied to your post:WHY ARE PEOPLE… I haven’t even watched it and I love that little shitlord -reads too much doujin- My queen shitlord, thy name is Nico. If you read their doujin then your right
betaflower said: BUT I THINK I JUST DESCRIBED MOST OF CALIFORNIA. IF IT HELPS, THERE ARE ENOUGH PALM TREES TO PUT LAS VEGAS TO SHAME. Everywhere. There’s Palm Trees everywhere, We even named a city ‘Palm Springs because there are so god damn
jayxcrvig: sectumsempraxx: calumpayne: 7beebi: LMFAAAAAOOOO I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO HOLD A BABY IM NAMING IT SHARKEISHA HAHAHA 😂😂I’m screaming
captainsteacup: Wonder if anyone even bothered to think Levi might of just pretended to not know about Kennys last name. I mean, it would cause a stir with Mikasa if she knew about Levi’s own name. ( If that even is Levis last name )