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So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and
magicalpetals:You can see the sky reflected in the water #2
fist-loving-stoner: My pussy is so loose this pop can feels small.. Time for something bigger! God what a loose fucking slut. You need something a lot bigger. That can isn’t even wide enough to use as a pussy plug now.
SYMBIOTE SURPRISE page 10 Kate gets clocked into the bell tower! (See what I did thar..) Her symbiote can’t stand the noise! Oh noes What will Centennia and The Odds do to a de-powered naked Kate? Captain Evening and The Odds belong to cosmicbeholder,
Emerald Valkyrie with Merv the Griffin and Captain EveningKimberley can’t seem to resist these two hunks!Merv the Griffin and Captain Evening belong to cosmicbeholder
I felt like the first one was majorly unfinished and that I could do a better job. SO HERE IT IS, AND EVEN BETTER VERSION OF THIS DEMONIC MONSTROSITY! NOW WITH MORE TONGUES, RIPPED SKIN, FANGS, VENOM, TORMENTED SOULS, AND EVEN TASTE BUDS, even though
You can’t really tell, but I have little bruises from the barricade. And I was only on it for like four songs. Jeebus.
keirakknightley: “I think I always disappoint people, because they always expect someone very pretty. Very done. There’s so much pressure to be thin, blonde and busty. I’m skinny, but even I couldn’t fit into some of the clothes in L.A! In a
WEED CAN BRING THE WHOLE WORLD TOGETHER.. YOU CAN EVEN ASK WILLIE AND SNOOP!
cookiecris: You can’t escape in that possition my dear Sheldon, now you are Penny’s bitch LOL… Shenny ! <3 #Head canon she kisses him on the lips. #Just–I can’t form words currently.
Everything here is so advanced, I can’t even understand it. But yellow tail here is easier to understand
Hey, remember that one post I made? I put it on a real shirt that you can buy!If you like Steven Universe, this blog, and this blog’s interpretation of Yellow Diamond, this is the shirt for you!I’m very excited to have opened up shop, and look forward
beinfinitized: lolololol i can’t even
The Celebrity Magazine with Eunhyuk and Choco The ‘tap tap’ sound of her footsteps that approach him as he’s falling asleep for an afternoon nap; Eunhyuk says he feels more comfortable when she lies next to him on the sofa. Even when they look
tavrosaurus-rex: dicksplit: having a baby I can’t even deal with the internet I’m done goodbye
I can’t even believe some people are still filling that out when you’re not going to the cons or buying anything, are you trolling me or?????????????
problackgirl: we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back
stability: oh you’re Christian? can u even recite 5 bible verses? I bet you only started liking Jesus after he came back to life. fake fan.
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
danii-mon: aitaikimochi:I guess you can say that this was a…Victuri…kiss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can’t even describe my feelings right now. My hand just took a pen right now and starteddrawing yaoi Victuri.
i can’t even remember the plot to magic mike
I’m home alone, about to cry to the song I’m listening to and all I can think to myself is fuck, is this the way my life is always going to be?
I’m so happy I have so many friends who can attack this whole cis people getting binders through giveaways bullshit, because I’m too fucking sad to contribute.
the new apartment is in a complex that’s not just a scummy new brunswick scumlord and they keep needing proof that I can pay for this apartment but hah hah hah the joke’s on all of us, because I’ve already had to dip into my savings
I want to do the snk gift exchange, but I’m pretty sure if I was given anything smutty featuring Armin I couldn’t write him cis even if I tried.
I’ve been silent on the pronoun discussion taking place on Tumblr, but if you are considering it/its/itself pronouns, can you please provide secondary pronouns I can refer to you with? I am very uncomfortable with the way that pronoun set has
I finally blocked that trans person’s post about how they find that cishet is offensive. Not even because of the post itself (even though that was a mess), but a rebuttal a trans man said that was basically “if you hate cis people, you hate
hvit-ravn: ‘you have to go?’ 'i have my duties.’ 'even five minutes? you’re the king. your duties can wait.’
condesces: ilvalentinos: like i honestly can’t even be disgusted or surprised because this is just so in character of d&d way to miss the fucking point of the entire fucking nature of the cersei/jaime relationship like not only did you miss the
oh my god I’m so gay I can’t even write it, but I just keep thinking about joseph and caesar having sex THAT’S SO PATHETIC I’M SO GAY WHAT THE FUCK
i’m on the edge of bad thoughts and I’ve been on the edge of bad thoughts for a long while now and I don’t even know what to do anymore I’m just hhhhhh why can’t my brain chilld the fuck out for two fucking seconds why is
ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut
sexandtheastrology: virgoassbitch:WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN Lmaoooo. This is typical Libra man “poetic” bullshit.
Guro Challenge Day 4: Piercings / Body modification Wow you can’t even see his piercings I hated doing this one please accept alfred taking a selfshot in a wet shirt with nipple piercings
themajesticalcuchurumina: cremebuns: i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn
The day I figure out how to make Roger’s cybernetic eye look even remotely like it does in my head will be a happy day indeed.
kangaya: ppl dog on when amethyst was gonna use the bat on pearl but its like cmon now amethyst slugged the SHIT out of garnet and she didnt even flinch i doubt it wouldve been much more effective on pearl i mean shits not even magical or anything. a
molokomoko: artemispanthar: why did I draw this? When did I draw this? I don’t even remember drawing this but its in my art folder… Now this, this piece, is something truly special. You used a combination of varying, yet well executed outlines
graceybird: artemispanthar: I only just now realized that in the flashback sequence in “Serious Steven”, Amethyst is still sleeping after the ride breaks and the teacups crash into the boardwalk. There’s even a snoring sound playing and it’s
How come when you fish up a fish pokemon and try to flee it can say “you couldn’t get away”? Why can’t I get away? What’s stopping me? All I need to do is walk away from the water. It’s not like it can come after me,
modmad:nathalia-sod:commodorez:hamvendor:jesuisloupseul:woefully-undercaffeinated:sandmandaddy69:This does not even begin to cover the weirdness of cathode ray televisions.They are literally particle accelerators that you point at your face.And for eighty
haloalkane: fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read
do my mutuals even like me because idk i don’t even like me why are you following me all i do is reblog shit and make personal posts that basically only consists of me complaining.
jirotaro: poco-loki: i am in dire need of kouao smut pls recommend me some fics pls i need it my wife is pragnet not a fic, but imagine koujaku fucking aoba from behind, pounding into him so hard that aoba can’t even support himself. His face is
OMG LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT!! THEY ARE FRIGGIN’ AWESOME! well, half of it still belongs to mirrorneuron and darthsunshine, but still- I HAVE GOT SO MANY ANIME REALTED STUFF AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW MY BRAIN CAN’T EVEN PROCESS WHAT’S GOING
orangemouse: SCREAMS WHERE CAN I BUY THIS MAGAZINE OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEMMM Why are they wet ? XDD and they are definitely looking at each other *q* Hot pose too heichou ♥
melaninhoe: blasianxbri: moneypowercupcakes: melaninhoe: how tf. she was just pregnant. not even a. week ago. already body goals. how sway Bruh this is witch craft She ain’t even know she was in labor, home delivered after 2 pushes. What kinda
kimreesesdaughter:Kanye has BEEN cancelled but now I can’t even listen to TLOP. I’m bout to call Wells Fargo and tell them that ticketmaster charge was fraudulent. Kanye, who?
elvendashears: 15 teen. i’m not even sure what this is..im like, about to sleep (so yes i was disturbed) so i went to check my tumblr and i have 3 messages about age gap…but this one message stands out! cause i dont even know what the helllll….
from the press conference. even though she doesn’t talk in it, you can watch the video here (x)
thebookimaginarium: I came across this picture after getting into SnK months ago and now I can’t find the source even though I’ve been scouring the internet for days. If you know who drew this glorious picture or if there is somewhere I can reblog
fuku-shuu: “Come to bed, Eren…” Jean pls your pose ETA: Added one more because this angle’s even better
guy66657: I was reading the Art of Avengers: Age of Ultron book and came across this Ultron that appears to be an underwear model. I can’t even… XD
some-random-blog-for-you replied to your post “some-random-blog-for-you replied to your post: …” don’t even try to make sense of it I don’t think I even can
fyeahroleplayingrabbit: all of our RPs are over and done with, some finished, some not. we hardly talk. i doubt she uses her OC’s, and now I’ve kind of…adopted them. Even though we as a couple have broken up, I can’t break up our characters.
aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes
Spent the last 40 minutes howling in my mates driveway before driving home. Then started laughing hysterically doing 110kmh cause even if I did wrap my car around a tree I still can’t afford to fix it
So my ppaw has to go in for testing because he’s had 3 strokes and is always dizzy. He’s not even blood related to me but he’s been the best grandfather I’ve ever had, even over my own shitbag asshole blood relatives. I can’t
underthesamestar: Nezumi makes Shion a coffee at the morning and knows exactly how Shion likes it, even if they never had a coffee together before. MARRIED ;~;
bernybop: Brittany: I’m gonna beat you, Mike Changmander!!!!Mike: No way, Britt…duck!! Despite my elemental weakness I can take you down any day!!Brittany: Even on Tuesdays?Mike: YEAH, EVEN ON TUESDAYS! Santana: What are you two doing? It’s not
