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Sometimes you just need to wake up in the morning and give your girl some head. Don’t forget to eat her pussy out. i couldn’t find the original photo set so i have no idea who she is.
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eddiee321: hmmmm Mrs. “B”… Tommy?! My son told me that you dropped your nuts, which told me your dick grew. My! Did it ever! Don’t worry I gave my son some money. He won’t be home for hours. May I? Yum!!!
Sissy Training Tip: You don’t have a dick, it’s a clitty.
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Let’s face it the killer most men don’t come back from: he simply was not “consistent enough.” Ergo, Commandment IX of our tinder tips: Thou Shalt Be Consistent!
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Oh me oh my…I don’t think any of my followers realize how much I so love the cock…I love everything about it…from the delicious cum filled sacks…up the shank…all the way to the tip where my sweet salty reward spill
Fuck me…I am so very wet right now…don’t believe me…come check for your self…lol;0…have I told anyone lately how very much I love the cock…just in case u didn’t know…I love the fucking cock&hell
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You know what this is? It’s the world’s smallest violin playing just for the waitresses. — Reservoir Dogs (1992)
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(M) Be a doll and get that last drop, won’t you? Squeeze me hard and milk it to the top, and let me watch you lick it. Don’t be wasteful…we worked so hard to make that for you. Good girl…
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crazyhamlet: e1n: I think regardless of style or personality, your character should run properly. Awkward run ruins everything. Don’t believe me? Try running the wrong way, see how far that gets you. For clarity’s sake: the difference between right
whatifyoubelievedme: catbug: screaming-at-the-constellations: That’s fucking cruel I hate getting tips like this. I can’t walk into my apartment office and say, “I don’t have money, but LET ME PAY YOU WITH THE WORD OF GOD!”PSA: Don’t tip
wanderingwaitress: Real talk: if you go out to enjoy any luxury service(drinks at a bar, food at a restaurant, hair cut, nails done, make up done, tattoo/piercing) on a national holiday and you don’t tip, you are tacky and I hate you.
Does anyone have any tips as to how to write erotica with a stone butch character?
New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/30-facts-girl-code/30 facts about the Girl CODE, Fellas listen up (#24 is all too true) Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus…blahblahblah. We all know about that and we don’t need another
New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/12-ways-lose-weight-easy/12 Ways To Lose Weight The Easy WayThese small changes in your daily life can make a great impact. 1. Don’t skip breakfast. Start your day right with eating breakfast
For anyone who creates anything erotic:Don’t masturbate while creating them and see all of your work be finished in one-sixth of the time it would’ve taken if you did masturbate.I can have so much trouble with one caption as I’m masturbating throughout
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Every couple of days (NOT EVERYDAY) take laxatives to flush out all of the unnescary wieght. I suggest Ducolax because it works the best and the quickest and you don’t need a perscription. Take only on days when you have nothing to do! WARNING:
Herbs and spices - They don’t just encourage fat burning, but they add great flavour to bland low calorie foods! Protein - e.g. Green beans, nuts, seeds, lean meats, fish. Protein is an essential nutrient that is important to your health. It consists
Don’t give up, love. It’s all worth it in the end.
Aries Don’t give up! Aries tend to quit their diets & workouts before seeing results. Stay positive and don’t lose hope. Every step counts. Taurus Think long-term. As a Taurus, you might not always be happy with slow results. But patience
honeythe-elfqueen: My anxiety feels like it’s consuming me a bit lately If anyone has any tips or help with anxiety causing stomach/bowel problems that don’t involve prescriptions please help me out I honestly thought this was just my body feeling
Pro tip: writing an email wanting to shoot for me and telling me that you are 20 with 4 years of experience makes my face go like this >_<
satanfictive: there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses
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anotherfirebender: destroyedforcomfort: nothingonlyme: challenger-approaching: voldyfuckingmort: fitz-crumps-cannibal: alienvskramer: A collection of euphoria. I have seen hell. i have stared into the abyss, and it stared back then it tipped
llcoolade: totallyfubar: Pro tip for adulting: being late isn’t a death sentence for 95% of things. All you gotta do is call the moment you realize you’re gonna be late, apologize, and then give another small apology when you get there. The thing
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marybriannna:thankyoucorndog: hot tip for 2015: don’t comment or speculate on how much someone eats MY LIFE
koujakuandthediamonds: its been a while since i’ve cheer au’d so [will smith showing off his wife pose] koujack and aob always have to keep in tip top shape for football and cheer so you’ll often find them in the weight room after school and mizuki
bara chin kisses b/c aoba’s too short to reach his cheek (poor bby’s already on his tip toes…) happy bday you oversized cinnamon stick.
alexsdystopia: “When I see her,” I said, “it’s like - I don’t know what it’s like. It’s like I never saw anything at all before. It’s like I am filling up, like a wine-glass when it’s filled with wine. I watch the acts before her and
satanlendmeadollar: brown-likeme: “And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention.” Recent picture taken in Gaza. And yet the people of Gaza still took time out from their lives to give the people of Ferguson tips on how to deal
pervocracy: shlevy: pervocracy: Moving tip: the first thing you should bring into the new house is a roll of toilet paper. The second thing is drinking glasses or water bottles. The third thing is curtains or blinds. Then everything else. Nope,
kaymxtch: kushandwizdom: carefreeblackho:I’m not fucking with restaurants that demand a tip, like i jus have enough to pay for my food and dip- it’s not my fault you don’t get paid enough. Ahh I dunnnno “It’s not my fault you don’t get
antemundaneorisonsawakendynamism: condescetier: hungrylikethewolfie: marielikestodraw: gaave: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always
jehovahhthickness: Always. And tip well. Don’t give ŭ on a 贄 bill, don’t be cheap. And tip more if the service was phenomenal.
staticswan: thingstolovefor: Bernies supporters vs Trump supporters. #Love it! People who don’t tip and write shit like “no handouts” are literal scum. It’s not surprising they support Trump. Maybe next time they should take their own advice
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brownskinelite: Me when my tables don’t tip me when he bring swishers and not dutches or backwoods.
baddiebey: Me: *Begs relentlessly for Chris Evans to place that peachy bostonian cock into my ever-ready dripping meat cave*Chris Evans: *Finally gives in*Me: Hell yeah daddy I can’t wait to take it!Chris Evans: *puts the tip in* Me:
marcovicci: there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses
theladyinquisitors: fun tip for the holidays: respect retail workers
mallowninja: nintendonut1: dungeonmaster11: screaming-at-the-constellations: That’s fucking cruel Not tipping: you’re a jagoff. Not tipping and leaving a sanctimonious, smarmy little ‘I don’t tip’ or even better ‘you don’t need a
johnniewaswolf:sophie (owlberta) inspired me to buy some new toys. i think i’m going to get the new one she has next 👍🏽😁 I don’t play with the toy on the right as much as I should, but the one on the left is my absolute favorite. The other
Pro-tip to making people who are on their periods happy: do literally anything they want. DON’T SAY NO TO ANYTHING. I’m menstruating and if you tell me no I’m probably going to burst into tears because of it at some point
customers that tip make me… so happy
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