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shohinakawaa: I don’t pretend to know anything about yaoiBut even I know that Marco and Eren are largely considered the ukes in their respective ships
mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this.
darkinternalthoughts: my-wanton-self: adamtots: god, becky I’ve been there. Don’t pretend you haven’t.
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: chiakigrlrn-blog: Les Miserables according to Hugh Jackman and Anne Hathaway. Don’t pretend like you all didn’t go through this at least once in your head before now.
deerstalkingdeathfrisbee: weenierenegades: CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility
weavemunchers: my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
downpourstars: i’m not gonna pretend i’m above wanting people to use the names of my favourite charactes as nicknames for me
cenkrett: “Ewww, that’s disgusting” is not a valid ideological position. It’s an involuntary emotional reaction, and while you’re perfectly entitled to feel that way, don’t pretend it’s anything more than that. If you think something is
potologie:like listen i hate so many harmless fun things but at least i don’t pretend im fighting a noble social justice battle. im, like, just a hater.
quiet-your-troubled-mind: It’s time you were doing something, isn’t it? What was it you were supposed to be doing? Don’t pretend you haven’t heard the instructions often enough. If you’re having trouble remembering, just keep staring. It
commander-of-positivity: Positivity doesn’t mean being happy all of the time or masking your pain to appear happy. Don’t pretend you’re okay if you’re not!
daniellemertina: I’ve always found it odd that men like sex but not unapologetically sexual women. And oftentimes they prefer to find a woman who isn’t into casual sex and coerce/ manipulate her into it by pretending to be emotionally invested
dork-bending: Woman can be emotionally abusive Women can be physically abusive Women can be verbally abusive Women can be this way to people of any gender. Women can be intentionally abusive please don’t pretend this isn’t true. Especially if you
patheticfag: Don’t pretend you like ME because I’m wearing glasses
virtual-date: Oh…I Would Love To Live With You In Your Castle Forever…Like In A Fairy Tale.But I Just Couldn’t Live With Myself, So Don’t Pretend This Is A Happy Ending.
thirstybbcslut:Don’t pretend to be looking at her with that doped out look on her face, high on sexual ecstasy, you’re loving and admiring that truly magnificent specimen she has in her hand.
sasha-the-elf-02: realmofbreeders: ahegao-hentai1:Dark elf I do love Dark Elves <3 “We do tend to be much more fun than the others. Most of us don’t pretend to be anything other than thirsty for a good dicking.” -Chloe
therealmrskelley: mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this. Me as fuck always, tbh.
soundthecanon: My friend asked me what FMA character he reminded me of. I said Falman. He didn’t know who Falman was. He said I reminded him of Kimblee. I don’t know if I’m flattered or insulted.
sissybitchtrixie: I don’t pretend to be a man I am 100% a sissy bitch 24-7
reproducktive:curly-hairedprincess: chessieness: carrispen: mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this. Someone made me a cartoon. Epic. This is honestly me why is this me 💀 livinginmyownweirdworld I miss you so much
superwholliganjen: deerstalkingdeathfrisbee: weenierenegades: CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility astridbeauregard because you need this.
matthewski: loodledoodles: Completely out of reach. Don’t pretend you’ve never done it. THIS.
strawberrieninja: spiritualearthgypsy: oliviatheelf: deerstalkingdeathfrisbee: weenierenegades: CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility THE LITTLE TOES! hahahahah!!! It’s back! The contortion
feelinranty: necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread the
alwaysthotful: mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this. Me
I get angry and jealous of the stupid little low-breeds who pretend to be submissive but would never be willing to do what it takes to please their betters. Stupid whores can’t even make a proper sandwich. #6
chessieness: carrispen: mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this. Someone made me a cartoon. Epic. This is honestly me
necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread the word then guys.
shellprints: hplessflirt: shebegs4it: ~her Yep. I don’t pretend to be anyone other than me :) ~K Unapologetically Me… Yup me im panties rock hard with a cockring on underneath gooning away like a little sub sissy cum slut wannabe
prokopetz: I hate to be the one to break this to you, dude, but as a general rule, women don’t pretend to virulently hate men they’re secretly in love with as some sort of elaborate courtship ritual. That’s a trope we made up to justify why the
rapedollswanted: daddyslittlewankbait: “I’m not doing anything wrong”, she said smugly. “You’ve been pissing everyone off, can you not find some other car park to waste people’s time in?” “It’s not illegal loser. Don’t pretend you
Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with. Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.
spiritualearthgypsy: oliviatheelf: deerstalkingdeathfrisbee: weenierenegades: CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility THE LITTLE TOES! hahahahah!!!
rapefantasyca: Don’t pretend it isn’t your dream to have someone cum inside you this hard and then walk away (;
scoopsworld: sexycwf1967: properfaggot: “That’s right Mr. Jackson worship my stud cock. My dad always told me to respect my elders… unless of course they’re cock-hungry faggots like you. Don’t pretend you haven’t been waiting for this
sapphicwerewolves: im so tired of “kids these days” discourse like if ur generation had iphones u would have fuckin loved it too, don’t pretend. i see thru ur bullshit martha
potologie: like listen i hate so many harmless fun things but at least i don’t pretend im fighting a noble social justice battle. im, like, just a hater.
noctiscaelums: "Don't pretend you're sad. Why tremble with anger that's not even there? Face it, Cloud; all you are is an empty puppet."
vent8125: Don’t pretend that you’re shy.
paopunova: Prompto: Your cookies are going to make me break my diet!Gladio: Don’t pretend you have self-restraint now…Talcott: They’re still not as good as Ignis’s…@heyjealousyyy requested Talcott and Cactaur Cookies! So I delivered. Its sketchy
c2oh: don’t pretend I wouldn’t try
aisselectric: mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this. I’m in love with all of this
