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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.
hangingthegiants: yogifindingpeace: recoverrunner: Article I read recently. READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH! If you want a stupid thigh gap and don’t have a slightly splayed pelvis you have to get so malnourished that your body starts eating its own muscle.
timcanpy: you don’t have to suffer any longer
allieoops: Dear Holly, I don’t have much time. I don’t mean literally, I mean, you’re out buying ice cream and you’ll be home soon…but I have a feeling this is the last letter. Because there’s only one thing left to tell you. It isn’t
3holes4you: Guys, when we look like this you don’t have to ask for permission.
Don’t even try to tell me Pearl and Peridot don’t have astrophysics Discourse™. You know they do
pakisstaani: you have this idea in your head that the only time you’re worthy of being loved is when you’re at your best. you’re still worthy of being loved when you’re at your lowest. you’re still worthy of being loved when you don’t want
Normal me: “dude… you still haven’t peed since you woke up… you gotta go… you have a friend visiting today soon you don’t have time to be omo trash..”Trash me: “yeah I know…. but I just want to hold a little..”Normal
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
mae–borowski:Kinda panphobic how I don’t have a mechasuit
aquestionofcharacter: there’s going to be a difference sometimes between the stories that you find masterfully crafted and the stories that mean a lot to you personally and those two things don’t have to overlap completely or even at all to make that
shirleyjacksons:i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere,
Don’t have a crap attack!
maix: Sure let me just book a ticket real quick with money I don’t have.
dangerscissor:sapphicscience:me @ straight people: oh my god just ask it the offensive way i don’t have time for this“so…. like….. i’m not gay - NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT OR THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT OR ANYTHING… but im
izorropirate: hollstein-kisses: we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh: Waffle House turnt as fuck For those who don’t have waffle houses, this is what they are for This shit is so lit
funnygamememes: I Don’t have time for this, Dragon!
vloggswithme: pilgrimkitty: obnoxious-fallen-angel: I love this movie I have no clue what movie this is but I want to see it. For those who don’t know, this movie is Night at The Museum 2. Outstanding movie with a diverse cast and a bunch of humor.
I have so much awesome film to scan I’m so excited!! but I can’t do it because I don’t have sleeves to put them in until tomorrow!! ::WHINES & HURUMPHS:: but anyways, be on the lookout later this week and stuff and yeah coolio 👍🏼
tawny: ghostlynostrils: used to have this one real big on my binder my childhood oh god, I’m pretty sure I did, too.
ohshititsgreg: If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
bohemian-fairies: chris-lives-here: Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen. If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.
love-lee-whooves: iamladyloki: abucketfullofjoy: meditategravitate: i didn’t know there were 400k vegans on this site? You don’t have to be a vegan to be against animal cruelty ^ :)
oppai-dono: “All is All!” baby…… I don’t have much followers,so pleaaaseee,spread this around,be appreciated :)
sailorpalin: i also have this very old fem!clear drawing shrugs
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?” It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most
useless-swedenfacts: my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag)
ishipitlikeups: jessicalprice:mjandersen: I have been here, multiple times! By referring to the order as a “Little Rosa”, you don’t have to make as big a deal out of the fact that you’re seeking help.And believe it or not, it gets better.
In the mood to make out and have sex with a cute girl or 2 while a dom watches then fucks me afterwards for being a slut
Dudes are so annoying during sex like you want me to do poem shit when you have regular dick...you want me to bounce I promise you don't have enough dick for me to hop too much. Wanna Fuck me on a wall?! Your dick is going to fall out! Like stop getting
eliminatethenegativee: thefuzzydave: weloveshortvideos: He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him Things I love about this: In my bebbeh experience, i’ve noticed that even though bebbehs can’t speak, they understand a TON of words.
qxessence: brianabreeze: This thread is wild and out of pocket but… the tea is H O T. A lot of these hood niggas act all homophobic but in reality 👀 IM. SHAKIN. IN. MY. MFN. BOOTS.
kyyhky: “Who knew that you’d be up in here looking like you doYou’re making staying over here impossibleBaby I must say your aura is incredibleIf you don’t have to go, don’t” I entirely blame Lambiel’s performance for introducing me to
penicillium-pusher: “If you can’t afford birth control pills, just don’t have sex!” *deep inhale* The birth control pill has many uses other than simple birth control (I know, the name is misleading). Most people who go on the pill do
commonlynonsensical: while I’m here:aspartame does not give you cancergluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac diseasesuperfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of certain vitaminsvaccines
hanamiyasbitch: saruhikoscock: tsunly: Everybody join hands and sing songs We’re going to perform a satanic ritual to bring Mikoto and Totsuka back you know we don’t have to resort to satanism we can always try this it’s not like it’ll cost
songofages:casualdorkpatrol: casualdorkpatrol: so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went “ I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I
rpfunstuff:if you’re not already, i highly recommend following dear-indies. they have quite a large collection of rp blog masterlists and i’ve found if they don’t have one for the fandom you’re in, they can help you find one! not only that but
Find out this week if we’re being kicked out or notYay for moving again 🙄
booksandothersecrets:Normalise liking poetry because you like the way it sounds and art because you think its beautiful. You don’t have to understand the deeper meaning of something to appreciate it - poetry is bloody difficult to analyse and art requires
sugar-rot-sea-punk: You don’t have to be white to be a straight white boy textin’ WHAT
whitegirlsaintshit: Me around other people in the LGBTQIAP+ community: I really don’t think this is a big step when, not only can gays and lesbians still be discriminated against, but we have other members of our community (read: trans folk, esp. Trans
digitaldiscipline:galahadwilder:queer-cosette:queer-cosette:galahadwilder:queer-cosette:sunfoxfic:galahadwilder:No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses,
cracked: “Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.” America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared
Just a friendly reminder that just because you might not be going through THE worst thing to ever happen to anyone doesn’t mean your feelings aren’t valid and you don’t have the right to be just as sad as whoever DOES have it the worst.
glitchyspecter: Yesterday when I was walking in the park some kid comes up yelling at me “Hey! Hey mom!” I’m like wtf….I don’t have kids… I take my headphones out and I’m like “Do you need something lil dude?” “Oh, you’re not my
this fine, upstanding black gentleman just knocked on my door
just found out i don't have work today!
awwww-cute: Roxanne (you don’t have to put on a leash tonight) was so overwhelmed she passed out in the middle of the graduation party (Source: http://ift.tt/1KvkXIw)
esa-mujerista: Pedro Sánchez (Effren Ramirez) in Napoleon Dynamite (2004), directed by Jared Hess “Hello. I don’t have much to say but I think it would be good to have some holy santos back to the high school to guard the hallway and to bring us
nighttimers: True friendship is when you don’t have to wear pants and it’s not awkward.
themindofalice: When all you wanna do is have sex or masturbate, but other people in the house are still awake.
cemeterydoll: these are just some of my underwire bras, I don’t have space for any more, sigh.
princessharumi: Aww c’mon you believe me don’t you????????Not really, but then what happened? Did a quick warm-up sketch tonight and Nepeep and Vrisker happened, whatever Vris is yammering about Nep is not buying it.
vickdagoat: sixtape: billjimberson: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends?????? And the sobbing is what KILLS me I gotta have this at my funeral…..I’m so excited
literallyaflame: walrusofdoom: I dont understand artists who have bad handwriting, just like draw yourself some better writing. fuck you so what if I write like a drunk doctor on a rollercoaster I don’t have the time to work on my handwriting I
bruhgane: galra: capture pidge’s familypidge: I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired
took this bad habit of just putting a million small wips in the same fileyou don’t have to finish your wips if you don’t remember where you put them
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