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thedjinnjoint: DIY - Austin Was Awesome So I just got a new Fleshjack, the Austin Wilde model. I just stroked him hard like he likes…lol. If you don’t have one on these you are screwing up. I finally got this blog thing down. Whip it out and visit

petitedeath: cream—-soda: everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ADHFGHGE BUBU <3

humansofnewyork: With two weeks left until it’s release, the HONY book has been on both the Amazon and Barnes and Noble “Top 100” for about 30 days. Now I don’t have a PhD in book selling, but I’m pretty sure that isn’t normal. Anyway, I

hecchidechu: “Animation is about creating the illusion of life. And you can’t create it if you don’t have one.” -Brad Bird "Imma make smear with boobs" -Me

xoxokellibelli: t13dye: timelordy-teganbreann: everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one. it WaVED i’m in

boyboygirllove: Oh wait…I don’t have one :( thyinnerslut: i <3 your penis too, babe

soorayaqadirs-deactivated201604: the entire history of human desire takes about seventy minutes to tell. unfortunately, we don’t have that kind of time.

jaamie-looves-yooou: b4byrach: imaslytherinbitch: maintainedmania: everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.

i tried to think of a good excuse for making this but tbh i…. really don’t have one………

radruby: “You don’t have any idea what you are, do you?A banshee, before my very eyes…”

felixandria: do u think stevie does this to all the strangers she jogs near or just the ones she wants to be friends with

staypregnant: f4lcon: cray-ns: un-derstood: akaperf: aw omg perfect this is gonna be me and my boyfriend this december c’: this is gonna be me and my boyfr- wait. I don’t have one. ^

timelordy-teganbreann: everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one. it WaVED

timelordy-teganbreann: everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one. it WaVED

bilbo-baggins: I often think of Bag End. I miss my books, and my armchair, and my garden. See, that’s where I belong, that’s home. That’s why I came back… ‘cause you don’t have one, a home. It was taken from you. But I will help you take

digger-eins: This way you can really enjoy you melon and don’t have to worry about messing up your cloths!! Just have a shower!! Yeh, very practical

digger-eins: forevernudistevermore: You don’t have to look like a movie star or professional model to be a nudist. Yes, nudism hasn’t got anything to do with it. Every person is beautiful! Everyone is the same when naked

llovespell: timelordy-teganbreann: everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one. it WaVED My mom has this idea that

saving-myself-first: wetendtogetalittleloud: a11ons-y: everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one. julia WHY

timelordy-teganbreann: everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one. it WaVED

slowly-turnaway: OMG…even *I* want her to suck my cock…and I don’t have one.

countrygrammer: allabouttheass: Q: “Is there an advantage to having a nice derrière?” Dolly Castro: “I don’t have one” The lies she tells…

So we had a bit of solar eclipse going on today, and I wanted to see it of course. But I didn’t have one of these fancy shades. I remembered that you can also look through x-rays to see the sun safely. I didn’t have any x-rays so I checked out some

apparently we need a new one and the guy was like “oh these cost like 10k” and we were like whaaaaTTT so parents are just calling friends to get second opinions and maybe we can get an ac for 񘈨 but we don’t have that cash right now ,,,,,,,

Oh boy… oh boy, i kinda have ideas right now. But idk… i don’t have the will to taint a new character… maybe.I mean it’s the rule… if exist… there’s porn of it… kinda.

so i don’t have a phone right now, because it just won’t turn on! can’t really afford a new one from my phone company,,, check out my cash.me account to donate ;)

i just wanna be clear if you have negative stuff to say about the quality of my art specifically, that’s just fine, i might cringe a bit inwardly but i can take it, and i do need to hear that sometimes or i won’t improve however if you are

byufan1875: nottoogently: peatdom: nottoogently: lexicxnt: again, men still and always are the center of attention. I need better friends to do this with :( You don’t have one now? No :( I have a boyfriend but not a friend to suck his cock

my new backgrounds are three pictures of crimson typhoon and one of the triplets

gangnamstiel: yo I respect your opinion because you don’t have to like her music but if anyone slags off Kesha for being cheap and slutty because she writes about drinking and one-night stands and objectifying men and using them for sex then I’m

tawny: ghostlynostrils: used to have this one real big on my binder my childhood oh god, I’m pretty sure I did, too.

missyzero:Here is some doodles of Big Bertha as an orc and has a human1 And dinking about with Sheldons design once again. There we have his robotic form that is sort of a robot powered by demons. I guess technically a golem. And there we have one of

brownangelemoji: Third base is having a panic attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time

sisterswetpussy: sisterswetpussy.tumblr.com What girlfriend!!! I don’t have one!!! I have you sis!!!

Both of my dogs now have one (1) gray whisker. They are now officially old men.

scribblekin: I don’t have a problem I have a calling

nobody-kill-any-virgins: blueboxesblackcars: amazinglyamazingfabulousness: The Supernatural fandom may have a gif for everything but I’m pretty sure they don’t have one for a happy and cared for childhood.

matt-delancy: After a while I felt like I was living in a museum. She had brought over some of those old phones that don’t even work for decoration purposes… Not gonna lie - I have one of those too. Haha. It’s even more ridiculous for me to

bonersniper: dicknurse: Side-eye cyndaquil is a must have Cyndaquil is my fav and I still don’t have one

Dudes are so annoying during sex like you want me to do poem shit when you have regular dick...you want me to bounce I promise you don't have enough dick for me to hop too much. Wanna Fuck me on a wall?! Your dick is going to fall out! Like stop getting

In a stunning move no one could have predicted, Pokemon Go has added actual socks to their Socks section.

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why is no one talking about how Tifa Lockheart will be in HD

goldtriforce: THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR

Things you don’t have to apologize for

drmwrks: Every DreamWorks Character → Miguel [The Road to El Dorado] Miguel, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they’re ahead? You don’t have one!

omnitrixareforkids:Trypophobia - The fear of holes, the feeling of great discomfort you get seeing large amounts of small holes in one area. Please spread this so curious people don’t have to Google it, the Google results are horrific and triggering

iamkaibell: -I swear I’m thinking to myself…. How the hell did Monday get here so fast?😡 -how many clients do I have today? -where are my shorts to match this jock? -where’s Boo? Oh I don’t have one 😰 JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY #‪kaibell

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thechronicferuchemist: Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby

like this status if you want to be my Valentine because I don't have one :'( #foreveralone. Ughh I hate this holiday so much! and then comment the 8 pictures I took of myself today to have boyzzz message me. cute guys text me! HAHHAHAHAHAHA

c-bassmeow: xoteria: c-bassmeow: I think drinking boba tea is a good way to train for dick sucking if you have a gag reflex. I don’t have one, but I’m just looking out for you weaklings. Think about it, the tapioca balls can just shoot into the

esa-mujerista: Pedro Sánchez (Effren Ramirez) in Napoleon Dynamite (2004), directed by Jared Hess “Hello. I don’t have much to say but I think it would be good to have some holy santos back to the high school to guard the hallway and to bring us

HSV-1I NEED TO GET THIS OUT THERE- but I don’t have many followers, please help me. I have the herpes simplex virus that causes oral breakouts, and I’ve found a way to treat the sores in an amazingly quick way. My DOCTOR suggested applying triple

aiclan: there are dogs that have jobs and i still don’t have one

snapbacksteven: FOR FANS IN THE US: If you have a Neilsen box, watch the episodes on TV. If you don’t have one, or are unsure, go to cartoonnetwork.com/livetv and log in with your TV provider info. Make sure to do this an hour in advance in case you

wolftyla: Tryna have your heart since I don’t have one.

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