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sweet-shemales: You know that feeling you get when you first realize you don’t have enough holes? Well, I……… Wait. I’m not the ONLY one that happens to, am I? The one to the left gets my approval
secretclosetfreak: Like it or not I say what is on my mind, and tell people how I feel about them. Tomorrow is not guaranteed… Don’t waste one moment or have one regret! Always say what you need to say. No regrets :)
1shara: african-secret-society: soulbrotherv2: For people who don’t have time to bathe or access to fresh water, a South African college student has a solution: a shower gel users simply rub onto their skin. One small packet replaces one bath, and
lolfactory: I don’t care which restroom you use as long as I don’t have to use the same one as this guy Tumblr | Facebook | Twitter | T-Shirts | follow [this funny picture via lolsnaps]
nickcarragay: isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
freshfriedtrash: prokopetz: As an FYI, if your optometrist is doing the “one or two?” test, you don’t have to pick one. “I can’t tell the difference” is not only a valid answer, it’s much more useful to them than guessing would be. My anxiety:
yakovlev-vad: Actually when I draw picture like this I really feel pity that pony don’t have hands( But I really don’t like to optimize guns for pony cuz usually this looks… strange^^And one more sketch of sniper pony as patreon reward for SGT-Derpy
leafyeet:splatoon-3-propoganda: leafyeet: zelda-photography:retrogamingblog2: Map of all the Korok Seeds in Breath of the Wild Helpful guide if anybody need is ☺️ this isn’t the real one (don’t have an image on hand) but the real one is
fartgallery: my cat once again stole my earbuds and ate the fuzzy off one of them and now I don’t have any left. I’ve been to 4 stores and no one sells them. I’m heartbroken™
superlansde:You guys don’t know this, but there’s a meme going on in Mexico about how our economy is going to collapse because no one wants to use their new fifty pesos bill because no one wants to let go of their axolotlsLook at that dude
lifelustandlust: Don’t go easy on her, kitten. I like my new slave girls well broken in, so I don’t have to hold back the first time I use them. That’s a Good girl, I think this one is ready.
Just came downstairs to find that my dad opened up my personal bank statement that came in the mail and I guess I feel really uncomfortable and violated???
anartisticanomaly: phantomcat94: meefling: You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t
dlubes: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: delsin-rovve: parkermurdock: clestroying: lackabond: if you can watch this video all the way through then youre a person who should not meddled with i only last 35 seconds i have spent 4 years searching for this
stevenquartz: This is probably one of my favourite vines. jsldjflksdjfsdf. I DON’T HAVE A LINK TO IT BUT ITS MY FAV.Poor Steven. He just wants to love his gf[don’t tag as kin/me]
meraudurs: do you ever wonder how your blog appears to other people? like, am I someone that’s constantly on everyone’s dashes? am I that person that people don’t know very well, but they reblog often? am I that person that people don’t remember
somanybadcustomers: Me: *ringing up order* Do you have a rewards card with us? Customer: No, and I don’t want one. Me: Okay. *finishes transaction* Customer: *pulls out rewards card* Oh wait, is this the one? Can you use it now? Me: …
onaveridiansea: polyamandhellaglam: Anti-cheating culture is so profoundly monogamous that you end up attacking happy polyamorous people. “Real men are loyal to one girl and don’t have side hoes,” “you only ever need one girl in your life,”
you ever get that person on your dash who every now and then reblogs something you just absolutely don’t want to see and you’re like one more time. you have one more chance and you’re GONE
So when I don’t feel okay I do this thing where I get all the kinds of vitamins or supplements I can find and I put them on a plate and i take them one by one and tell myself that they’ll fix it. Whatever hurts, these pills can make me better.
impactings: I always just act like nothing is wrong so I don’t have to talk about it. I’m sick of being the only one who cares. I don’t get tired of people but everybody gets tired of me. I need a break from everything. I’m so sad :c
Honestly, i don’t know how people link spotify up to facebook because how do they have guilty pleasure marathons of Wham or One Direction without everyone knowing and disowning them?
beautflstranger: you can wow one another with your techniques you can think of the most dark places to venture you can have every sort of toy imaginable. but if you don’t embrace one another with love.. then all technique, all the dark and all the
sexyamateurwomen: R and M This one has a facial at the end, I may get around to posting some more of this one, just don’t have time right now. So Imma call this Sex-facial part 1.
dirtydk: An old one of me cumming on my pink heels… Sadly I don’t have them anymore… Don’t know what I was thinking when I godt rid of them, they look so lovely. Especially covered in cum ;-)
rainiswetter: I don’t have anything meaningful to say or anything.. just felt like loving my giant booty… 😂 an older pic, messy room, but still one of my favs. Lol I need a new full length mirror, someone broke my last one. #Grr
notimpulsive: susiethemoderator: qawdess: White police officers are Satan’s demons and literally no one can tell me differently ALL police officers are Satan’s demons and literally no one can tell me differently. You don’t have to be white to
The dos and don’ts of public nudity in Germany At least they don’t have to worry about tan lines. Photo: DPA. The Local news@thelocal.de 6 June 2017 17:25 CEST+02:00 If you haven’t done so already, you should make yourself familiar
The second Eve’s lips have touched the apple she was blighted by the sin. But Adam, who was still pure loved her so much he decided to share her fate. For life in Eden without Eve was worse than death he bite the apple and thus also became impure.
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
acecomputerpun: kawaiicosplayy: No one say anything small dick, telescope, handgun, got your nose, C, checking my nails, got your nose, I don’t have opposable thumbs? I DON’T GET IT D:
cats-and-cardigans: cats-and-cardigans: sherrocked: One of my white gay friends just said I don’t know how it is to be hated against. I’m fucking a queer Palestinian poc hijabi. Boy I don’t have to say I’m queer for people to hate me, they
dom-wolf: If you’re not a feminist then you’re not a Dominant. If you don’t love and respect and see women as your equal then you don’t deserve to have one in your life, much less submit to you. Your penis doesn’t make you better than anyone
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bloodrnage: emizie: bloodrnage: HI GUYS, I’m doing the thing. the potter giveaway thing. that’s right. im doing it. (whispers) im doing it for you. RULES! you don’t have to be following me, but hey. why not 1 (one) like and 1 (one) reblog per
rone9: poundyouorme: kabutocub: mrrobotico: New harness. Thanks sale. HO.LY.FUCK :P Holy fuck is right. And he is sexier in person Oh where? I want one! My neoprene one is awesome but I don’t have any leather yet
1980vibes: REBLOG if you are -gay -wanna kill yourself - love animals - falling for someone that you don’t have a chance with - hungry no one will ever know which one
davidrobert: It’s weird we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil.”
I love seeing all shades of black people on my dash, but I’m particularly there for the very dark skinned ones. The ones that don’t have that artsy tumblr aesthetic bc dark skinned women..like very, very dark skinned women…aren’t acknowledged
As Kari stuffed her dirty laundry into the washing machine she looked back at Mr. Crude and said, “You’re a life saver! I was down to my very last panties, ones I only wear when I don’t have any clean ones.”“I assume you’re washing them now,”
ccherry1010girl: davieboy10: agentlemanandasavage: 23skidood: bdsmafterthoughts: call-me-mr-sir: This. Worth remembering boys. I think it’s important to note that you don’t have to be an asshole to act like one. And acting like one doesn’t
prrrobablydrunk: if you don’t hype your dog up when you walk in the door you don’t deserve to have one
jacobsgangordie: In February of 1967, Oakland police officers stopped a car carrying Newton, Seale, and several other Panthers with rifles and handguns. When one officer asked to see one of the guns, Newton refused. “I don’t have to give you anything
kiltedpatriot: goozler: Seriously, neighbor … When you came over here to enjoy dinner with me … Did you suspect this is how our evening was going to go?? If you don’t have a flogger/riding crop like this one, get one. I highly recommend the
truthofmansworld: devotionaltraining: exec2sec: Why no, of course you don’t have to wear the gag. But do you want the job or don’t you … . ? Devotional Training. her Husband took her aside one night shortly after the wedding and told
majortvjunkie: nickcarragay: isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil” be strong for mother
chauvinistsushi: fleshcircus: loverintherye: smelterdemon: A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird HONEST AF One of the most shitty feelings is feeling like a naive
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