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female-desperation-things: Ask me some questions, the juicier the better! And if you don’t have a juicy one, mundane ones are good too :)
If you don’t have a tumblr account now is a good time to get one! This is ONLY available to my tumblr followers!My closet is overflowing with dildos, I need to make room for new ones. So I’m giving them away to my fans! Yes these are the same dildos
I want to draw so many different things, but I don’t have the time to draw them all. So in the in end, I draw one thing. Then instead of being happy about that one thing I drew, I lament over the 25 other things I didn’t draw.This sucks.
awkwardfurniturehumper: her-little-doll: don’t complain about being a certain way if you don’t have any intention on changing it. you can always work harder, you can always be better. find a solution instead of dwelling on your problems. one of
missdannisdesires: yonibonbon: (must love feet) 😻😙❤😚💚😍 If you don’t have a foot fetish then try edging to this one today. Let me know if you start to like it. If you already like feet then you know what to do. Don’t cum.
lady-khiaani: tresbellemichelle: blametheleather: everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it #keep your friends close
calvin-arium: It’s here !! The guide for two-legged people who don’t know how to draw wheelchairs !!!7 pages of infodump !Disclaimer : I don’t know everything, I have one (1) experience of wheelchair user who used both bad and good chairs, and
goldhornsandblackwool: kitbulls: dccomicing: ratliker1917: ratliker1917: vladtheunfollower, who is 32 and spends most of her waking time having meltdowns about teenage trans girls btw, commenting this on one of my posts is insanely funny because
pikalex88: the-grey-panther: mad-hare: blankinsidecards: last-kid-picked-for-murderball: moon-bell5: gay-communisms: nebraska-doesnt-exist: ya'know, maybe the reason rural, small-town people don’t trust national media is because national news
men in black 3 is on netflix again and i may or may not have watched it twice today
“Your passions don’t have to connect to one another and no one needs to sign off on them. Passion isn’t logical… it’s only the fuel which keeps our souls alive. Let it be that simple.” ― Jennifer Elisabeth, Born Ready: Unleash Your Inner
hatingongodot: I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch”
cjandk: sharingthegirlfriend: Where can I get a slut like this? Plz contact me ;d Mr. - Follow us on sharingthegirlfriend.tumblr.com You don’t get one, you have to train one.
sexybossbabes: LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HARDCORE XXX // HENTAI // only 18+Let´s chat on Twitter: @SXYBOSSBABES ! :) , if you don´t have a Twitter account, create one… it only takes about one minute to do :D Or Add me on Google+picture source: lolhentai.net
biggestboobguns: “I don’t understand, this top fit when I put it on this morning. Did he slip me some more breast growth pills? I told him not to do that while we were on vacation. I don’t have any tops bigger than this one.”
cute-ecchi: Request for “D.Va from Overwatch”!We’re still on a request break since I don’t have enough time to answer them all. So please don’t add more requests to the endless pile of unfinished requests ))): I only did this one since I had
kushandwizdom: Love is meant to be raw and real. You shouldnt feel any opposite motions in your gut and you should never second guess. Don’t settle with one person, if you’re still in love with someone else. At this age, we don’t have time for
johndwrite: Lets be honest. The first time I saw Denise in a video after her current upgrade I blew 3 loads, one after another. It couldn’t have been more than about 20 minutes total, and I don’t feel one bit embarrassed about being such a quick shot.
heloisedevillefort: do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like
frisky696: officialcockboys: FREE NUDESEveryone that reblogs this post will get a nude. Every. Single. One. I will send only one. More if I like you ;) You don’t have to be following me. So HOT!!
sexybossbabes: BIG BUTTS <3Stay Up To Date on Twitter: @SXYBOSSBABES ! :) , if you don´t have a Twitter account, create one… it only takes about one minute to do :D Or add me on Google+picture source: Konachan.com - all rights refer to the owner !
sexybossbabes: sexybossbabes:SEXY HENTAI BABES // UNCENSORED HENTAILet´s chat on Twitter: @SXYBOSSBABES ! :) , if you don´t have a Twitter account, create one… it only takes about one minute to do :D Or Add me on Google+picture source: Konachan.com
sexybossbabes: sexybossbabes:HENTAI SEXmy Twitter: @SXYBOSSBABES ! :) , if you don´t have a Twitter account, create one… it only takes about one minute to do :D Or Add me on Google+picture source: Konachan.com - all rights refer to the owner !
zusty4: nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang: When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend Or…..I’m just no ones type :) You are so fucking my type it hurts, so thats not true.
yg4: rphvevo: OKAY you don’t have to like beyonce but don’t you DARE say she is overrated. this woman has been working at it since she was A CHILD this woman is one of the most WEALTHY, POWERFUL, CREATIVE, TALENTED, VISIONARY, LEGENDARY, ICONIC,
Odd thought of the day. So… theres only one thing I don’t like about gasms. They destroy my clean feeling after a shower. =_= Like I just hopped out… and Im horny for some reason… so Im gonna have one… BUT…
videogamenostalgia: Microsoft Exec: “If You have Zero Internet, [Xbox 360] is an Offline Device” In an interview with GameTrailers.com, Don Mattrick, President of Interactive Entertainment Business at Microsoft, addressed the issue of the Xbox One’s
WOW! This speaks volumes. Most people dunno nor care about, which in my opinion is the only thing going on over at Xbox One, best game. And the fact that the people that do have it don’t really play it all, says quite a bit. Clearly this ain’t the
khfantasy: Hey, I wanted to give away the Nintendo New 3DS XL! I’ve been feeling good and I’m ready to do this, I hope you want to participate.Prizes:One New 3DS XL One 3DS game of your choiceRules:Don’t have to be following me but it’d be nice!Only
bluetenno: We all love Warframe girls.(was some week i don’t have made a “simple” image like that)Edit: We are almost at 400 Followers,Thanks to everyone, one by one!
impossoufflegirl: impossoufflegirl: impossoufflegirl: This week has given way to a number of benchmarks all in one: as of today (July 21st) this blog has reached its one-month anniversary; I have surpassed 200 followers; this post will be my 1000th
latebrafactum: What do you mean you don’t have enough to pay the cab fare home? Yeah, if you’ve had too much to drink then call for a ride home. But don’t expect to get it for free, you drunken little bitch! It’s going to cost you one way or
n3xus11: Besides for Bryan we don’t have any young talent I honesty don’t care who wins this one! Going to be so badass!!!!
pillowlipshardy replied to your post: pillowlipshardy replied to your post: i have to… FROM THE MILKSHAKE PLACE IN LEEDS CITY CENTRE?? WILL HE GET YOU A GALAXY CARAMEL ONE? OR SHERBERT? OR WOULD HE BE WEIRD AND GET YOU A MARMITE ONE? HE’D
wolfnanaki: ajinbymoonlight: I heard you like ponies. I also heard you like pies. What happens when two great tastes come together? Don’t worry! This one’s SFW! This was (almost) fun! The great thing about ponies? I don’t have to animate any hands,
foxintwilight:I don’t have to dream anymore Commission for NoExcusesPanda Sometimes I get paid to draw some really sweet scenes. This is one of these times, but what really made this one super cute in my eyes was the portrait I was told to draw next
When I'm with you, I act different. In a good way. I smile more and laugh more. I don't have to pretend everything is okay when it's really not. With you, I can drop the fake smile and put on a real one. I don't feel hurt and alone when I'm with you.
emerald-avenger: Hey Carol Corps! So you know how we don’t have a whole lot of official Captain Marvel merch? Well, one of the Marvel SDCC exclusives was this awesome Captain Marvel tumbler! So, of course, I bought 3. Want one? I’m giving two of
I don’t want to reblog the quote from aja because hah, but the quote about John Green they have floating around really hit me. I was one of those kids that read at a pretty advanced level. I ran out of books targeted toward my age group and
nickcarragay: isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
charmingpplincardigans: #if you don’t think eleven is fucking terrifying sometimes#you are just wrong #he’s the scariest one of them all #way worse than the time lord victorious #don’t let that cosmic 5-year-old schtick fool you
incaseart: Here’s today’s thunderdome winner!Rey from starwars at a dirty alien catina gloryhole.I wanted to do this one in color, because I am sick of grayscale. I love color and I don’t want to do black and white illustrations if I don’t have
furaigons: umm it’s 2013 and we still don’t have a joshua figurine okay I’m not one for figurines but even I’d want one of these
xfilesbaby: #bedelia’s like ‘CAN I HAVE ONE NIGHT HANNIBAL? ’#‘ONE NIGHT where you don’t hint to everyone that you’re a fucking cannibal ’#‘we get it’#‘you eat people and their organs and you like talking about it’#‘but i am
silenthaven: A New Silent Hill Graphic Novel Coming Soon! I have an exciting interview regarding this that I will be posting soon! Oh cool, looks like I’ll actually be able to read this one
“And [Pearl’s] ears…well if she has ears, which I don’t know if she does because in that one episode when Amethyst presses that thing that makes the really loud *shrieking noise*, Pearl was just like this *imitates the pose*
For no reason other than my own interest, I have decided on Risk of Rain character classes for the Crystal Gems.Garnet would be the Loader, Amethyst would be Acrid, and Pearl would be the Mercenary.Steven, I don’t think he’d be one but if I had to
not terribly important but I noticed in that art direction/color block production art post (here), in the fourth image there’s an image of Yellow Pearl I don’t recognize from the episode so I have to assume its from her model sheetwhich means she
Something that amused me in that Rebecca Sugar interview from the other day was when one of the interviewers said something like “we were hoping you had your ukulele and we could maybe hear some Bacon Pancakes” and Rebecca was like “ugh”
:I wish people would stop treat all conflict ever as perpetrator vs. victim when 70% of the time its just… conflicting traits and thats literally it. For example, I have misophonia (sensitivity to noise) and if you were to lock me in a room with
invertebro: morrissarty: “We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.” what wat i just stared at this for at least ten minutes i’m speechless MY PIANO TEACHER HAS ONE OF THESE!!! i demanded to know where she
sexybossbabes: BIG BOOBED HENTAI BABESLet´s be friends on Twitter: @SXYBOSSBABES ! :) , if you don´t have a Twitter account, create one… it only takes about one minute to do :D Or Add me on Google+picture source: Konachan.com - all rights refer
stonecolddfox: GIVEAWAY! Alright guys, this is my first giveaway. I’ll be doing a few more in the next few days.This giveaway includes a Coastal Scents 88 colour eyeshadow palette and 3 pairs of false eyelashes (all un-used) I have another one of these
teapayne: teapayne: Knock knock One of you were supposed to reblog this and say “who’s there?” and I was gonna be like “no one you don’t have friends!!!” but I guess it is I without the friends..
avatar-parallels: One of the good things about being blind is that I don’t have to waste my time worrying about appearances. I don’t care what I look like. I’m not looking for anyone’s approval. I know who I am.
onemorecupofstrongcoffee: Dylan: Yeah. I’m thinking of getting a car. But I don’t know what kind to get. Yeah, I’m thinking about a Maserati; You ever heard of one of those? Crane: Yeah. Dylan: Well, I never saw one, but I like the name. Crane:
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